Monday, July 30, 2007

Just Don't Look


1. Immediate aftermath of the world's most thorough and unexpected pantsing.

2. Laundry day at Kandahar.

3. "Why are you running? The human wang is a beautiful thing, Lou."

4. "Sorry, I just absolutely refuse to wear the UN Insignia."

5. "Scott Thomas wants to know if you'd like to get together later to share your mindthoughts and soulpatterns."

Best of Double the U
As a pilot I hate flying into San Fransisco International.

Best of Whacko
Casual Friday with the United States Air Force

Best of Submariner
And he STILL got stopped by TSA going through the detector!

Best of Submariner
Guy in front thought bubble; "That ought to make him think twice about taking the Devil Rays AND giving runs to boot..."

Best of curly
* Hilldog wonders who put her diaphragms on the jet engines.
* Silky Pony pities the poor boy’s helmet hair.
* Osamba noticed that a mischievous white man stole the pants.
* Kootch-itch thinks he’s in love.
* Bidet says we need benchmarks, not skidmarks.

Best of racerboy
...there's only one sure way to eliminate that nasty farmer tan...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tower, I'm not sure if your controller is signalling me in, or asking me out to dinner, over."

Best of Jonathan
Raoul forgot more than just his giant foam hands.



Hat Tip: Aridog

26 comments:

Double the U said...

As a pilot I hate flying into San Fransisco International.

Double the U said...

Usually the bastards just loose your checked luggage, but that is ridiculous.

Whacko said...

Casual Friday with the United States Air Force

Jack Reacher said...

Laugh all you want, someone's going to have to sit in the seat that guy just left.

Jack Reacher said...

"Let's see, got the engine covers, static vent covers, window covers, and the crotch cover. That about covers it."

Anonymous said...

No-frills airlines reach their inevitable end.

Submariner said...

And he STILL got stopped by TSA going through the detector!

Submariner said...

Air Force high command's decision to remake "Top Gun" as a recruitment movie did not quite have the desired effect...

Submariner said...

Any guesses why the pilot in the foreground goes by the handle "Goose?"

Submariner said...

Guy in front thought bubble; "That ought to make him think twice about taking the Devil Rays AND giving runs to boot..."

curly said...

* Hilldog wonders who put her diaphragms on the jet engines.
* Silky Pony pities the poor boy’s helmet hair.
* Osamba noticed that a mischievous white man stole the pants.
* Kootch-itch thinks he’s in love.
* Bidet says we need benchmarks, not skidmarks.

sonicfrog said...

I overheard Sonicfrog say: "Oh man, I LOVE this picture... how do I get a close-up???

Rodney Dill said...

Charlie Tango

Rodney Dill said...

"Welcome to Wisconsin, and thank you for flying our Dairy-Air.

Submariner said...

Nothin' to be seein' here folks. Just some re-hash Abu Ghraib pictures, please to be movin' along...

Submariner said...

Andrew wasn't totally disappointed in the results of his web search for ("military men") AND (in OR out) AND (uniform)

racerboy said...

Nice sock. Couldn't find it in a Petite?

Nice helmet... planning on a little co-ed naked lacrosse later?

...there's only one sure way to eliminate that nasty farmer tan...

racerboy said...

Shirt... check.
Pants... check.

...now where did I leave that firehose?

racerboy said...

Steel-toed boots? Check.
Helmet? Check.
Reflective safety vest? Check.

Dignity? ...uuuuhh

racerboy said...

Airmen in Kandahar prepare to pay their respects to a visiting Sen. Clinton.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Tower, I'm not sure if your controller is signalling me in, or asking me out to dinner, over."

Kevin Walker said...

"Here I come, Sully!"

Jonathan said...

Raoul forgot more than just his giant foam hands.

sonicfrog said...

♫ Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet


In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy...

They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit ♫

Submariner said...

We TOLD you no more bathroom breaks, Schmuckatelli. We'll take the coveralls you crapped in to the laundry, but you'll stay on that flight line, doing your job, and LIKE it until your shift ends.

Submariner said...

Nothin' - Nothin' - just livin' up to the Air Farce name... you?