1. Immediate aftermath of the world's most thorough and unexpected pantsing.
2. Laundry day at Kandahar.
3. "Why are you running? The human wang is a beautiful thing, Lou."
4. "Sorry, I just absolutely refuse to wear the UN Insignia."
5. "Scott Thomas wants to know if you'd like to get together later to share your mindthoughts and soulpatterns."
Best of Double the U
As a pilot I hate flying into San Fransisco International.
Best of Whacko
Casual Friday with the United States Air Force
Best of Submariner
And he STILL got stopped by TSA going through the detector!
Best of Submariner
Guy in front thought bubble; "That ought to make him think twice about taking the Devil Rays AND giving runs to boot..."
Best of curly
* Hilldog wonders who put her diaphragms on the jet engines.
* Silky Pony pities the poor boy’s helmet hair.
* Osamba noticed that a mischievous white man stole the pants.
* Kootch-itch thinks he’s in love.
* Bidet says we need benchmarks, not skidmarks.
Best of racerboy
...there's only one sure way to eliminate that nasty farmer tan...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Tower, I'm not sure if your controller is signalling me in, or asking me out to dinner, over."
Best of Jonathan
Raoul forgot more than just his giant foam hands.
Hat Tip: Aridog
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As a pilot I hate flying into San Fransisco International.
Usually the bastards just loose your checked luggage, but that is ridiculous.
Casual Friday with the United States Air Force
Laugh all you want, someone's going to have to sit in the seat that guy just left.
"Let's see, got the engine covers, static vent covers, window covers, and the crotch cover. That about covers it."
No-frills airlines reach their inevitable end.
And he STILL got stopped by TSA going through the detector!
Air Force high command's decision to remake "Top Gun" as a recruitment movie did not quite have the desired effect...
Any guesses why the pilot in the foreground goes by the handle "Goose?"
Guy in front thought bubble; "That ought to make him think twice about taking the Devil Rays AND giving runs to boot..."
* Hilldog wonders who put her diaphragms on the jet engines.
* Silky Pony pities the poor boy’s helmet hair.
* Osamba noticed that a mischievous white man stole the pants.
* Kootch-itch thinks he’s in love.
* Bidet says we need benchmarks, not skidmarks.
I overheard Sonicfrog say: "Oh man, I LOVE this picture... how do I get a close-up???
Charlie Tango
"Welcome to Wisconsin, and thank you for flying our Dairy-Air.
Nothin' to be seein' here folks. Just some re-hash Abu Ghraib pictures, please to be movin' along...
Andrew wasn't totally disappointed in the results of his web search for ("military men") AND (in OR out) AND (uniform)
Nice sock. Couldn't find it in a Petite?
Nice helmet... planning on a little co-ed naked lacrosse later?
...there's only one sure way to eliminate that nasty farmer tan...
Shirt... check.
Pants... check.
...now where did I leave that firehose?
Steel-toed boots? Check.
Helmet? Check.
Reflective safety vest? Check.
Dignity? ...uuuuhh
Airmen in Kandahar prepare to pay their respects to a visiting Sen. Clinton.
"Tower, I'm not sure if your controller is signalling me in, or asking me out to dinner, over."
"Here I come, Sully!"
Raoul forgot more than just his giant foam hands.
♫ Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy...
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit ♫
We TOLD you no more bathroom breaks, Schmuckatelli. We'll take the coveralls you crapped in to the laundry, but you'll stay on that flight line, doing your job, and LIKE it until your shift ends.
Nothin' - Nothin' - just livin' up to the Air Farce name... you?
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