Friday, July 27, 2007

I Don't Think We're in Kansas Any More


1. ORA: "You're a Knight of the Round Table? In that case, I shall have to kill you."

2. He's drunk and he wants to molest a little girl. He must be an illegal alien.

3. "So, you see, little girl, the neo-con oil fascists would have you believe that fire can melt steel, but you , me and Ron Paul know better, don't we?

4. "Get away from her, you b!tch!" Hillary wasn't channeling Sigourney Weaver in Aliens, she's just very possessive.

5. "Ohmigawd I am so trippin'" thought Cindy Lou. "Berkeley Field Trips Rock!"






Somehow, Blogger ate the Best ofs....???

...and this is your teletubby on drugs.


We traveled 15 billion light years to see Deep Purple and now you're telling us that Ritchie Blackmore and Jon Lord have been replaced by Steve Morse and Don Airey?


Hey little girl, have you seen our bottle of Malleolus? It's about this big....


THIS is supposed to be King Ghidorah? Jeez, Indian films are sooooooo lame!!!


Excuse Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon???


"No Mr. Bonds, I don't think steroids have had any adverse effects on you."


Andrew Sullivan will swoon when he sees the new three headed alien.
And PURPLE to boot.


"Excuse me/us Earthling, can you tell me/us where to find the Pit Bull fights?"


Kinda kinky, but just right for combining a 3-way with a little head...


The West Cornhusk Community Players present "Vignettes from the Lovecraft Mythos".


Wow -- Straczynski really has improved the special effects for the new Babylon 5 movie.


No Prince, I don't think the Superbowl crowd will notice your wardrobe malfunction.


"Excuse me/us little Earthling, I/we have come to return Lindsay Lohan to her home planet where she can NOT do whatever the f**k she wants."

Hat Tip: Divine Miss M

22 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

...and this is your teletubby on drugs.

Double the U said...

No, sorry Markos, just because you have three heads doesn't mean you get to vote three times.

Jack Reacher said...

When Kucinich staffers conduct outreach programs, they take them seriously.

Jack Reacher said...

"Professor Churchill, does this mean you're now an alien, and not an Indian any more?"

metalgarth said...

We traveled 15 billion light years to see Deep Purple and now you're telling us that Ritchie Blackmore and Jon Lord have been replaced by Steve Morse and Don Airey?

Submariner said...

The She-slag took one look at its hands and whined "I miss Rev. Al!"

sonicfrog said...

Hey little girl, have you seen our bottle of Malleolus? It's about this big....

sonicfrog said...

THIS is supposed to be King Ghidorah? Jeez, Indian films are sooooooo lame!!!

sonicfrog said...

Excuse Me, Do You Have Any Grey Poupon???

Anonymous said...

fire can melt steal

Um ... please correct to "steel".
Yes, I AM fastidious.

kcaft

Rodney Dill said...

"No Mr. Bonds, I don't think steroids have had any adverse effects on you."

SnarkyOne said...

Andrew Sullivan will swoon when he sees the new three headed alien.
And PURPLE to boot.

Whacko said...

"Excuse me/us Earthling, can you tell me/us where to find the Pit Bull fights?"

Submariner said...

Actually, that isn't a symbol - it's my Mass-hole.

Submariner said...

Kinda kinky, but just right for combining a 3-way with a little head...

Submariner said...

What happens when you cross the Spermies with a Grape Ape.

prince of leaves said...

The West Cornhusk Community Players present "Vignettes from the Lovecraft Mythos".

prince of leaves said...

Wow -- Straczynski really has improved the special effects for the new Babylon 5 movie.

Rodney Dill said...

No Prince, I don't think the Superbowl crowd will notice your wardrobe malfunction.

SnarkyOne said...

Andrew Sullivan sighed. It was perfect. A three headed purple alien.

Whacko said...

"Excuse me/us little Earthling, I/we have come to return Lindsay Lohan to her home planet where she can NOT do whatever the f**k she wants."

Rodney Dill said...

"uh... murple?"