Monday, July 30, 2007

I Can't Wait to Eat that Monkey

1. In 1991, Bubbles was convinced a rigorous training regimen would win back Michael's heart from "that MacCaulkin bitch.'

2. Bubbles's pimp appreciated the effort, but even a muscle-chimp was too much of a primate for the Enumclaw crowd.

3. Progressive aims for a demo even dumber than cavemen.

4. Sully: "Did him!"

5. Paris: "Did Him!"

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Alternative punishment to spanking your monkey.

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Testing photo to see if it is possible for a liberal to walk and chew gum at the same time.

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4. Sully: "Did him!"
5. Paris: "Did Him!"
6. Sheehan: "Refused to do me."
7. Rather: "Bush tricked me into doing him."

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Vietnam and Cambodia embark on a crash program to find something child-sized and reasonably humanoid for Gary Glitter to molest.

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Scientists seek to answer one of the most vexing environmental concerns of our time: exactly how noxious are Sheehags queefs?

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Bubbles, astronaut. A monkey barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic monkey. Bubbles will be that monkey. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." The mining and retooling of 70's TV series continues unabated.

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8. Boy George: "Want him!"

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"Mr. Kubrick? The test audience totally rejected the idea of the Nordic Track... We're going with the monolith instead."

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He may share 99.8% of our DNA, but he still can't figure out how to work a Penis Pump Treadmill.

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Where Are They Now?: Michael Nesmith

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Just one comment about Homo Erectus and Don Imus was back in the dog house again.

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Next Jamie and Adam try to prove the old adage that Cheetah's never win.

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...and this is the time on Sprockets when we exercise the monkey.

H/T :-) Brender

21 comments:

jeff said...

Snapshots from the early days of the space program...

Proof that exercise is bad for you - he used to be a 6ft blonde...

jeff said...

Alternative punishment to spanking your monkey.

Double the U said...

Testing photo to see if it is possible for a liberal to walk and chew gum at the same time.

Jack Reacher said...

As chimps have no money and, thus, can not buy carbon offsets, they will be forced to exhale into tubes in Al Gore's America.

Submariner said...

V. the K. said...
4. Sully: "Did him!"
5. Paris: "Did Him!"


Sheehan: "Refused to do me."

evariste said...

Vietnam and Cambodia embark on a crash program to find something child-sized and reasonably humanoid for Gary Glitter to molest.

curly said...

Scientists seek to answer one of the most vexing environmental concerns of our time: exactly how noxious are Sheehags queefs?

Anonymous said...

Barrack Obama locates his long lost father, recognizing him the telltale family ears.

Sully's mentor shows him how to jump start an 18 wheeler by sucking on the tailpipe. And a legend is born.

Kaptain said...

Bubbles, astronaut. A monkey barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic monkey. Bubbles will be that monkey. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster." The mining and retooling of 70's TV series continues unabated.

Submariner said...

ORA:

"Monkees In Spaaaaaaace."

Test group says yech? Try pigs.

Submariner said...

The love-child of a chimp and elephant got frisky every time Dr. Judy bent over in front of the treadmill...

Submariner said...

Enough exercise, Mr. Cruise. We need to get you shaved and on the set.

The Man said...

This week in Newsweek, we take a look inside the McCain campaign.

Jay Guevara said...

Ed Asner's crash training program succeeded beyond his wildest imagination.

Kevin Walker said...

Boy George: "Want him!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Mr. Kubrick? The test audience totally rejected the idea of the Nordic Track... We're going with the monolith instead."

Son Of The Godfather said...

He may share 99.8% of our DNA, but he still can't figure out how to work a Penis Pump Treadmill.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Where Are They Now?: Michael Nesmith

Rodney Dill said...

Just one comment about Homo Erectus and Don Imus was back in the dog house again.

Rodney Dill said...

Next Jamie and Adam try to prove the old adage that Cheetah's never win.

Rodney Dill said...

...and this is the time on Sprockets when we exercise the monkey.