1. I don't see what's so unusual. Hot babes are always getting skewered on this site.
2. Today's Thursday babe was tipped by guest blogger Vlad the Impaler.
3. Being the groupie of a Spinal Tap drummer is also fraught with peril.
4. Liquor in the front, poker in the... armpit? (Try again).
5. SOTG: "Brilliant, Subby! How did you know she was a vampire?" Subby: "She was a vampire?"