Thursday, July 19, 2007

Got Her Right in the Pits

1. I don't see what's so unusual. Hot babes are always getting skewered on this site.

2. Today's Thursday babe was tipped by guest blogger Vlad the Impaler.

3. Being the groupie of a Spinal Tap drummer is also fraught with peril.

4. Liquor in the front, poker in the... armpit? (Try again).

5. SOTG: "Brilliant, Subby! How did you know she was a vampire?" Subby: "She was a vampire?"

20 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"A spear...a spear...."

Jack Reacher said...

Angela demonstrates how the Kate Moss diet enabled her to evade a thrown javelin by merely turning sideways.

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant runs for help, Goofus tells the girl "Look, you've already got one rod in you, and you obviously have some spare time..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"SKEWERED CRACK WHORE HERE!... GET YOUR SKEWERED CRACK WHORE!..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

V, damnit, we wait all week for our Thursday Babe. I don't think we want one all X-tasy'd up and vulnerable... Wait a sec... Please disregard this caption.

Son Of The Godfather said...

How A Professional Photographer Decides To Frame His Shot:
"No, lower... We have to capture the camel-toe."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Honey?... I think we got Heather Grahams in the pipes again..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Americans with Disabilities Act strictly prohibited Bill's Custom Stainless Steel Shop questioning Ginger about her narcolepsy.

jeff said...

Next week, on CSI....

The Man said...

First dates with Phil Spector are typically boring until he pulls out a javelin or whatever handgun is lying around.

The Man said...

Kobe, I’m open

captainobvious said...

obviously this pic been inhanced to hide her size. she has to wear a belt to hold up her underwear for crying out loud.

the paperboy said...

I finally found out what boobs on a stick looks like.

You know the economy is f****d up when human foosball players stand around loitering at the hardware store.

Submariner said...

CaptainObvious said...
"...she has to wear a belt to hold up her underwear for crying out loud."


NOT that there's anything wrong with that...

Submariner said...

Actually, I normally ply my vampiresses with a STEAK. Is that wrong of me?

Submariner said...

The difference between a submariner and the cavalry:
A submariner slips a MK48 to 'em just below the waterline.
The cavalry shoves their spears whenever and wherever they get the chance...

Submariner said...

Actually, the look on her face says she MIGHT be thinking about our one date...

Submariner said...

ORA:

...and to avoid prosecution, Queequeg headed for New England to ply his new skills.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

ORA:

Self-impalement; one of the more attractive alternatives to listening to Vogon poetry.