Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Ebony and Ivory...

1. "You know how it is with the man, Tyrone. Always tryin' to keep a brother down."

2. "Did I mention I have a you-people Secretary of State?"

3. "Don't mind my dad, he still gets nervous when one of you is in the neighborhood."

4. "Don't mind my dad. He saw your doo-rag and made you for a crip. Him and the bloods go way back, know what I mean?"

5. Bush: "Hey, how come I don't get to wear no ear protection?" Tyrone: "What?"

6. "Yo, Homes. You know where a MF can score some crack on the DL? Word!"

7. "So, you want to marry Jenna? Um, I think you better talk to my dad."

8. "So, are you having trouble finding Americans to work here? Are you familiar with the phrase 'What can brown do for you?'"

9. ORA: "'Hot Ghetto Mess?' Sounds like what I get when I eat soul food."

10. "Sorry for blowing up the levees and drowning all your homies. Like Kanye West says, I just plain hate Black People."

Best of jeff
"Mr. President, I was cleaning this off the floor until you went and stepped in it."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Geez, Michael, I saw you play with the Bulls....sorry about how the divorce turned out."

Best of andthenblammo!
"So if Soylent Green is people, then I'm getting a real bad feeling about Soylent Mocha."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Actually, I'm a former president myself. Nigeria. I can show you these papers that prove it. I just need someone with a U.S. bank account, into which I can deposit the sum of..."

Best of curly
“Can I ‘axis of evil’ you a question?”

Best of Silhouette
Mr. President, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?

Best of Jonathan
"Now that you mention it, Tyrone, Harry Reid DOES 'look like a b#tch'!"

Best of Submariner
Sorry, Mr. President, but I think you got the wrong information about what happens at our "meat packing plant."

Best of Rodney Dill
50-Cent? That was gonna be your tip.

Best of Submariner
Sorry Mr. President, but when Dawn said she was gonna "give me a little Bush on Wednesday," you're not exactly what I was picturin'...

HT:::::----PPPP: El Hombre
Source: Tennessein' is Tennebelievin'

19 comments:

metalgarth said...

Back when we were kids, J.E.B. and I used to say "you ain't a man till ya made it with the tan". I'm still waiting for Condoleeza to make a man outta me.

jeff said...

"So, do you know Colin Powell?"

"Um, why are you wearing a hard hat and I only have a baseball cap on?"

"Mr. President, I was cleaning this off the floor until you went and stepped in it."

andthenblammo! said...

".....And then you put it on Harry Reid's doorstep and light it! Trust me, it'll be a scream!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Geez, Michael, I saw you play with the Bulls....sorry about how the divorce turned out."

andthenblammo! said...

"So if Soylent Green is people, then I'm getting a real bad feeling about Soylent Mocha."

Jack Reacher said...

"Livonia? Forget about it. But I can get you into the White House. Good enough?"

Jack Reacher said...

"Actually, I'm a former president myself. Nigeria. I can show you these papers that prove it. I just need someone with a U.S. bank account, into which I can deposit the sum of..."

curly said...

“Can I ‘axis of evil’ you a question?”

Capt. Queeg said...

"Don't look in there now, Tyrone! Just get rid of it quick or my Daddy's gonna be up Sh*t Creek!"

Silhouette said...

Mr. President, do you ever feel, you know, not so fresh?

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm not Kobe and, with all due respect, Mister President, I don't care if you're open."

Whacko said...

"Look, Sambo, you send another tough steak to the White House kitchen and I'll send you packing faster than Leroy on a crotch rocket!"

Jonathan said...

"Now that you mention it, Tyrone, Harry Reid DOES 'look like a b#tch'!"

Submariner said...

Sorry, Mr. President, but I think you got the wrong information about what happens at our "meat packing plant."

Submariner said...

"So. Who do you think is the bigger race-baiter: Jesse, Al or Julian?"

Rodney Dill said...

50-Cent? That was gonna be your tip.

Submariner said...

Sorry Mr. President, but when Dawn said she was gonna "give me a little Bush on Wednesday," you're not exactly what I was picturin'...

Submariner said...

Throw in a block o' gov'mint cheese and I'se gwine take care o' that Sheehan for ya, Mistuh Pres'dent.



And the reverb from Dawn's head exploding was heard for miles.

Davey Bones said...

How much for a rib?