Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Don't Mess Wid Da Bullss

1. Never again would Pamplona import bulls from Enumclaw.

2. The experiment to bust the myth about the bull in the china shop goes hopelessly awry. Jamie survived, but Adam was not so lucky. (ORA?)

3. "Kobe! One end of me is still open!"

4. Adam Sandler wished he had used a stunt double. Alec Baldwin found the sensation piquant and refreshing.

5. "Aw, he likes you."

6. I'M IN UR RECTUM. PERFRATING UR STUPID COLON.

7. "Call me," Sully whispered to the bull.

8. Brokeback Steakhouse.

9.What happens in Pamplona, stays in Pamplona.

10. Under HillaryCare, the waiting list for treating intestinal blockage was 4 months long. Some people were forced to take extreme measures.
Best of duke of red
Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!
(OMG, I can't believe I got this one first...)

Best of duke of red
Sully's Google result for "grown men taking it up the bum" was a tad dissapointing. Only a tad.

Best of duke of red
When the same picture popped up for "Man Beef", Sully got pissed.

Best of The Man
The Enumclaw High School Rodeo team finished in last place this season.

Best of The Man
The metaphor for the Bush economy plows through one of John Edwards poverty tour stops.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Bull Pickup Line #47:
"Excuse me... May I push in your stool?"

Best of lawhawk
I'll take emergency colostomys for $200 Alex.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Well, this should make Sheryl Crowe happy... How's about NO squares for a month?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Lemmiwinks meets an unfortunate fate.

Best of the paperboy
Kobe! I've been opened!

Best of jeff
"Thanks Mr. Bull - I've been trying to get into his pants all weekend!"

Best of sonicfrog
Next on Fox: Break Dancing With The Bulls!

Best of divine miss m
ORA: "Read the card! Read the card!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and Ferdinand sticks the landing."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Why yes Earl, that bull does make your ass look fat."

Best of metalgarth
Memorable scene from "Todos ama a Ramon". Although in Mexico, Roberto Baron took his fathers accusations of being a 'nancy' too seriously.

Best of Adjustah
Ferdinand: "A hole in Juan! A hole in Juan! Guys, I finally shot a hole in Juan!!"

From SFGate via Brender, also RFTR Blogger, and El Hombre.

The Demotivator Is Here

37 comments:

Double the U said...

Curad brand adhesive strips, for life's little ouchies.

duke of red said...

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!


(OMG, I can't believe I got this one first...)

duke of red said...

'Ow to speak Austrailian: Colon Cleansing.

duke of red said...

Sully's Google result for "grown men taking it up the bum" was a tad dissapointing. Only a tad.

duke of red said...

When the same picture popped up for "Man Beef", Sully got pissed.

The Man said...

The Enumclaw High School Rodeo team finished in last place this season.

The Man said...

Sully: "One ticket to Pamplona please"

The Man said...

Instead of writing a witty comment on Caption This!, Sully instead fondly recalled his high school prom.

The Man said...

The metaphor for the Bush economy plows through one of John Edwards poverty tour stops.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bull Pickup Line #47:
"Excuse me... May I push in your stool?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

I always wanted to go to Pamplona to witness the Ruining of the Balls.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The horrific, carbon-neutral event became known to locals as "El Gore".

lawhawk said...

All Your A$$ Belong To Us!

Steve was wondering how he got into this mess, when it suddenly hit him.

I'll take emergency colostomys for $200 Alex.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Well, this should make Sheryl Crowe happy... How's about NO squares for a month?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bull Pickup Line #82:
"Are you feeling horny, baby?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lemmiwinks meets an unfortunate fate.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Excuse me, waiter?... My steak smells like ass..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found yoooou!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Aieeee! No, I said I wanted a minute tour!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

San Francisco's business community, desiring a bull statue similar to that of Wall Street, found its inspiration for the design in Pamplona.

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, right, Achmed, you let a bull do that to you, but pork is unclean? Gimme a break!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bull Pickup Line #107:
"Hi, my sign is Taurus, and my chart shows two red moons blocking Uranus..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, David, of course there are alternatives to operating to remove the hemmorhoids..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

In hindsight, Barry regretted the choice of white pantaloons.

the paperboy said...

Kobe! I've been opened!

jeff said...

"Oooooh - that's gotta smart!"

(bald buy) "Thanks Mr. Bull - I've been trying to get into his pants all weekend!"

Billy Bull demonstrates his disapproval of homosexuality...

sonicfrog said...

Me So Horny!!!

sonicfrog said...

Next on Fox: Break Dancing With The Bulls!

divine miss m said...

ORA:

"Read the card! Read the card!"

captainobvious said...

"excuse me, may I ass you a question"

Rodney Dill said...

"...and Ferdinand sticks the landing."

Rodney Dill said...

Nice work, making fun of bulls trying to hold down jobs as accupuncturists. Edumacate yourselves morons.

Rodney Dill said...

"Why yes Earl, that bull does make your ass look fat."

Mo K said...

Even Barney Fwank is gonna run!

metalgarth said...

Memorable scene from "Todos ama a Ramon". Although in Mexico, Roberto Baron took his fathers accusations of being a 'nancy' too seriously.

Rodney Dill said...

Interpol announced today that another Al Qaeda 'third' in command has been apprehended. Mustaf Herod Apyur Poop'r has been taken into custody in Spain

Adjustah said...

Ferdinand: "A hole in Juan! A hole in Juan! Guys, I finally shot a hole in Juan!!"