1. Seeking to prevent the collapse of western civilization, time travelers from the future attempt to stop Kevin Costner from making Waterworld.2. "Hold 'er stready, will you? I gotta strafe that school of Chilean Sea Bass for the Gore wedding."
3. Free Willy's 15 hour stand off with the SWAT Team comes to a tragic end.
4. "I wonder if I could punk those jerks at The New Republic into believing that we strafe dolphins for fun. Probably."
5. Rambo versus Moby Dick was not generally considered a highlight of Stallone's late career.
Best of Rodney Dill
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Best of Jack Reacher
"No ma'am, we don't use nets to catch our 'Dolphin-safe' tuna."
Best of Jack Reacher
Oliver Stone's upcoming movie examines the real reason the S.S. Minnow was lost on a 3-hour tour.
Best of Whacko
Fishing tip from "Field and Stream"; Hitting a 60# tuna with an armor-piercing 50 cal. round takes the fight right out of him.
Best of divine miss m
What "boat people" problem?
Best of Submariner
This is a waste of time and ammo; it is useless to go after Namor with conventional weaponry.
Best of lawhawk
If you think peeing your name in the snow is fun, try doing it with .50 caliber across the ocean.
Best of The Man
Any dolphin that swims away is a terrorist. Any dolphin that stays still is a well trained terrorist.
Best of curly
Fishing with Dick Cheney is always entertaining.
Best of curly
“Kobe pays me to keep this section of the sea open.”
Best of curly
Joe was not a popular lifeguard, yet his stretch of beach was always the cleanest and the safest.
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Bush thought to himself, "Pumping lots of carbon into the air, polluting the oceans with lead and brass, and killing off wildlife, nothing makes me feel better after a colonoscopy...it's good to be king.
The object gunner is to sink Greenpeace before they get out a distress call saying the government is trying to kill them.
"Call me Ishmael."
"No ma'am, we don't use nets to catch our 'Dolphin-safe' tuna."
Oliver Stone's upcoming movie examines the real reason the S.S. Minnow was lost on a 3-hour tour.
Fishing tip from "Field and Stream"; Hitting a 60# tuna with an armor-piercing 50 cal. round takes the fight right out of him.
What "boat people" problem?
It's just like shooting fish in a barrel; a freakin ocean-sized barrel...
Like I SAID Mrs. O'Donnell; I thought Rosie was Leviathon attacking the beach. I'm sorry. Sheesh! What more do you want from me?
HALO XVI - new graphics so lifelike you'll swear you're bleeding!
THAT'S no way to make sushi!
This is a waste of time and ammo; it is useless to go after Namor with conventional weaponry.
Rum-runners, drug runners, illegals... it's all the same - GREAT FUN!
Q: How do you get the baby dolphins?
Gunner: You just don't lead 'em so much.
If you think peeing your name in the snow is fun, try doing it with .50 caliber across the ocean.
Sinn Féin gets serious about Protestants invading Dublin...
Any dolphin that swims away is a terrorist. Any dolphin that stays still is a well trained terrorist.
Capture Willie; keep Willie in a confined aquarium; teach Willie a few tricks for profit; free Willie; use Willie for target practice.
In retrospect, most people say that the authorities should have been more suspicious that Abdul, Hammed, and Mahmud all signed up for gunner training together.
Fishing with Dick Cheney is always entertaining.
“Kobe pays me to keep this section of the sea open.”
Joe was not a popular lifeguard, yet his stretch of beach was always the cleanest and the safest.
“Attention Base. No sign of John Edwards’ nuts. Over.”
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