Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Bush 41 with a Revolver in the Library

1. "Must... kill... Pam... Dawber. Must... kill... Pam... Dawber..."

2. "Wearing black socks and Crox? Dear God forgive me..."

3. "That'll teach those gawddamm kids to stay outta my yard!"

4. "Smoking gun... dead hooker... no memory of the last 24 hours... Dear Lord it's happening again!"

5. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

Best of Rodney Dill
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Best of metalgarth
It was obvious that Bush Sr. took Caption This too seriously when he decided to Kill Bill.

Best of Brian_in_MA
F++k Bush eh? Well... we'll just see who gets fucked now... No, not you Barney.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mr. President, your 10:00 is here."
"Yeah, send Miss Sheehan right in."

Best of andthenblammo!
"Yep, W, looks like Deputy Reid has gone and fired off his bullet. I think we're all safe now."

Best of The Man
Read my lips, give me your wallet and jewelry.

Best of The Man
Former President Bush is looking for something more thrilling than skydiving for his 90th birthday. Carjacking has topped the list so far.

Best of andthenblammo!
'Aw geez, Laura, Pop's off his meds agin. Better get the sedatives quick before he starts shouting 'ATTICA' at the top of his lungs agin."

Best of Jack Reacher
"A sling blade is okay if you're from Arkansas, but I prefer a Smith & Wesson, mmm-hmmm."

Best of curly
“Oldest living ex-President…We’ll see about that!”

Best of Submariner
That? We began letting Gramps play with the guns again once Jeb removed the cylinders...

Best of Submariner
"Bubba's a great fundraiser."
"Bubba helped all those tsunami victims."
"Bubba suffered a heart attack and still gives."
Well, Bubba, this one's for you...

Best of Rodney Dill
"Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."

HT/:-P/Brender

35 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

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metalgarth said...

It was obvious that Bush Sr. took Caption This too seriously when he decided to Kill Bill.

Brian_in_MA said...

Fuck Bush eh? Well... we'll just see who gets fucked now... No, not you Barney.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mr. President, your 10:00 is here."
"Yeah, send Miss Sheehan right in."

Jack Reacher said...

"This? I've had it for a while. I keep it around in case Jeb announces he's running for...you know."

jeff said...

"Bill or Jimmy...Bill or Jimmy... nuts - I can't decide who's first!"

andthenblammo! said...

"C'mon, Fitzgerald, I asked you a question! DO YOU FEEL LUCKY??!! Well, do ya, punk??"

andthenblammo! said...

"Gee, sorry, Premier Putin, Russian Roulette is one FULL chamber, not one EMPTY chamber. Premier Putin? Vladimer? Oops."

andthenblammo! said...

"Yep, W, looks like Deputy Reid has gone and fired off his bullet. I think we're all safe now."

andthenblammo! said...

"I'M NOT GONNA EAT ANY MORE BROCCOLI!"

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, I guess the one that just shoots blanks is back in my desk drawer. Sorry, Speaker Pelosi. Speaker Pelosi? Nancy? Oops."

andthenblammo! said...

"Yo, I'm jest sayin, done told tha' n*zzle, I don't get mah props, I'se bustin' a cap in his ass. An' the rest o' dem Kennedys can just BRING IT ON!!!"

The Man said...

Read my lips, give me your wallet and jewelry.

The Man said...

Former President Bush is looking for something more thrilling than skydiving for his 90th birthday. Carjacking has topped the list so far.

andthenblammo! said...

'Aw geez, Laura, Pop's off his meds agin. Better get the sedatives quick before he starts shouting 'ATTICA' at the top of his lungs agin."

andthenblammo! said...

"Oh, sorry, Senator Kerry, I thought you said '5 paces, turn and fire!', not 6. Senator Kerry? John? Ooops."

Rodney Dill said...

"Bill calls me gramps just one more time and I'm gonna cap his ass."

sonicfrog said...

Well, this looks like a bad time to have a sudden case of Alzheimer's..

sonicfrog said...

When I shoot my lawyers, I use this. Unlike Cheney, I can say I thought it was my lighter...

Jack Reacher said...

"A sling blade is okay if you're from Arkansas, but I prefer a Smith & Wesson, mmm-hmmm."

curly said...

“Oldest living ex-President…We’ll see about that!”

curly said...

41 is holding a pistol, while 42 poses next to a rattle snake. Is this a conspiracy?

Double the U said...

Mom, I found Daddy's old fountain pen!

Cybrludite said...

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

>>BLAM!<<

"Guess not..."

Submariner said...

That? We began letting Gramps play with the guns again once Jeb removed the cylinders...

Submariner said...

When I say no pretzels, I mean NO pretzels!

Submariner said...

"Bubba's a great fundraiser."
"Bubba helped all those tsunami victims."
"Bubba suffered a heart attack and still gives."
Well, Bubba, this one's for you...

Rodney Dill said...

"Guess I picked the wrong week to give up sniffing glue."

Double the U said...

OR? Notice Mizzzzz Bruce, my finger isn't on the trigger.

Submariner said...

Bush 41; CSI
>Sniiiiffff!<
Fired within the last 35-40 minutes; Federal brand shells; hot, homemade, dum-dummed loads; left handed shooter; a soft, sort of feminine grip.
I suggest you bring in Ron Paul for questioning, Officer.

Rodney Dill said...

"Thanks for the new hair dryer, Barbara."

the paperboy said...

So, a Mexican can opener isn't a gun? It's a knife? Well I'll be.

the paperboy said...

He kept calling me Kobe and said he was open, so I opened fire on him first.

Rodney Dill said...

"SERENITY NOW!"

curly said...

“I don’t know about Smith with Wesson, but I do have heard rumors of the Edwards and KY.”