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"Now, we aren't going to hurt each other, are we doctor?"
Hmmmm, when you put your hand there your heart rate goes up. Let's see how much it goes up when you cup them.
Jebus, that is the worst nipple ring piercing infection I ever saw.
"Wow Vice President Cheney! I see why they call you 'Dick'!"
"So it's the man-boob massages that bring John Edwards here for the $400 haircuts!"
Having successfully outed Valery Plaine, Dick Cheney decides to come out of the closet himself.
Yup... pasty white skin, thin and out of shape, dirty, possible insect bites, dirty matted long hair, several days beard growth, dirty clothes... Yup, you got liberalism all right.
In this city, there are bad doctors and there are worse doctors... He went for my windpipe like Rosie O'Donnell grasping for the last unopened Ho-Ho. I returned the favor by slippin' him a full-force Mickey straight to the grapes. As I began to lose consciousness, the last thing I remember thinking was this is the health care Moore wished upon us. I made a mental note to find that squealing hog and introduce him to eight of my favorite knuckles... Then blackness overtook me.
It's pretty difficult to find Rockwell paintings from his "grunge" phase.
Burning the flag that allows you the very freedom to protest?Using jets and SUV's to attend a worldwide series of "green" concerts?Condemning the President for commuting the sentence for a non-crime while never uttering a word about the previous administration's pardons of people who actually commited crimes?You, my friend, have a textbook case of Hypocrisy.
Well waddaya know? You DO have a third nipple starting. Only one thing I know will cure it: Margaret! Start a kindling pile!
The Boyfriend had been through so much, but this latest making-yourself-up-to-look-like-Ray Walston-kick was the line.
"I'm afraid you have hippies, Ma'am. It starts with just a few, but if you don't take care of the problem now, soon you'll have a full-blown drum circle."
"You're right this will hurt you more than it hurts me, Doc, especially when I squeeze like this."
The Ron Paul campaign's drive to register voters used some, uh, unorthodox methods.
Uhhhhh, actually I meant for you to take off YOUR pants for the physical...
ORA:Wilford Brimley tested with Kurt Cobain as a move-in-with-Grampa punk rocker first, but test audiences like the Deidre Hall w/kids storyline better...
doc: "how does it feel when I do this?"kid: "how does it feel when I grab this?"I know its hard to believe Marshal Mathers but I am your father, yes your last name is Cheney."are those bugle boy jeans your wearing?" Abercrombie and Fitch failed magazine pics.
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