Saturday, July 07, 2007

B&W Saturday


1. "You have a most tender touch, daddy bear."

2. "What were you thinking? You should have known a polar bear was liable to gnaw it right off."

3. Wilfred Brimley and Kurt Cobain star in Ang Lee's gay pr0n/film noir masterpiece The Leather Daddy Always Fists Twice

4. "Doc, this is creepy enough without you humming 'Let's Get Physical.'"

5. Al Gore III finds his body cavity search something of a disappointment, having been baby-sat by Barney Frank all those years.

18 comments:

Whacko said...

"Now, we aren't going to hurt each other, are we doctor?"

the doyle said...

Hmmmm, when you put your hand there your heart rate goes up. Let's see how much it goes up when you cup them.

Double the U said...

Jebus, that is the worst nipple ring piercing infection I ever saw.

curly said...

"Wow Vice President Cheney! I see why they call you 'Dick'!"

curly said...

"So it's the man-boob massages that bring John Edwards here for the $400 haircuts!"

curly said...

Having successfully outed Valery Plaine, Dick Cheney decides to come out of the closet himself.

Double the U said...

Yup... pasty white skin, thin and out of shape, dirty, possible insect bites, dirty matted long hair, several days beard growth, dirty clothes... Yup, you got liberalism all right.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In this city, there are bad doctors and there are worse doctors... He went for my windpipe like Rosie O'Donnell grasping for the last unopened Ho-Ho. I returned the favor by slippin' him a full-force Mickey straight to the grapes. As I began to lose consciousness, the last thing I remember thinking was this is the health care Moore wished upon us. I made a mental note to find that squealing hog and introduce him to eight of my favorite knuckles... Then blackness overtook me.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's pretty difficult to find Rockwell paintings from his "grunge" phase.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Burning the flag that allows you the very freedom to protest?
Using jets and SUV's to attend a worldwide series of "green" concerts?
Condemning the President for commuting the sentence for a non-crime while never uttering a word about the previous administration's pardons of people who actually commited crimes?
You, my friend, have a textbook case of Hypocrisy.

Submariner said...

Well waddaya know? You DO have a third nipple starting. Only one thing I know will cure it: Margaret! Start a kindling pile!

attmay said...

The Boyfriend had been through so much, but this latest making-yourself-up-to-look-like-Ray Walston-kick was the line.

Jack Reacher said...

"I'm afraid you have hippies, Ma'am. It starts with just a few, but if you don't take care of the problem now, soon you'll have a full-blown drum circle."

Jack Reacher said...

"You're right this will hurt you more than it hurts me, Doc, especially when I squeeze like this."

Jack Reacher said...

The Ron Paul campaign's drive to register voters used some, uh, unorthodox methods.

Submariner said...

Uhhhhh, actually I meant for you to take off YOUR pants for the physical...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Wilford Brimley tested with Kurt Cobain as a move-in-with-Grampa punk rocker first, but test audiences like the Deidre Hall w/kids storyline better...

captainobvious said...

doc: "how does it feel when I do this?"
kid: "how does it feel when I grab this?"

I know its hard to believe Marshal Mathers but I am your father, yes your last name is Cheney.

"are those bugle boy jeans your wearing?"

Abercrombie and Fitch failed magazine pics.