1. "Don't worry, Mrs. Clinton, we'll just hide it with make-up before the debate like we always do."2. Aunt Jemima's involvement with a voodoo snake-handling cult is one of the darker secrets hidden by the pancake industry.
3. Nice catch.
4. Medusa keeps it real in the hood.
5. What 'Shallow Hal' sees when he looks at a DailyKos diarist.
Best of Cybrludite
Ia! Ia! Chthulu ftagan!
Best of duke of red
"I'm tired of these mutherf**kin' snakes on my mutherf**kin' head!"
Best of GarthTrekker
"I turn to stone, when you are gone, I turn to stone."
Best of Double the U
"Does this make me look fat?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Snakes On A Brain?
Snakes On David Blaine?
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I know what you're all staring at, but come on, my mother gave me this shirt!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"You don't appreciate my uniqueness?... Kiss my asp."
Best of sonicfrog
Hillary lets her hair down....
Best of Submariner
George Bush doesn't CARE about black snake charmers with bad fashion sense!
Best of Submariner
Many men are proud of their "trouser snake," but only Mbutu coiled his on his head.
Best of curly
Following the unexpected popularity of the Snake Turban, Islamic fashion designers realized that Snake Burkas would appeal to certain portion of post-clitorectomy pre-teen girls.
h/t: Brender
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The magician didn't know how to reverse the "Aprarahcad->hick!<- spell.
No wonder I couldn't find Waldo.
What are you looking at?
This is lame but,
A snake walks into a vet's office and asks if they can remove a growth from his ass.
"Everyone stares at me. It must be the shirt."
Ia! Ia! Chthulu ftagan!
A sneak preview of the visual effects from the upcoming live action production of "Legend Of The Overfiend".
"I'm tired of these mutherf**kin' snakes on my mutherf**kin' head!"
"I turn to stone, when you are gone, I turn to stone."
Snakes on a soul train!
"Does this make me look fat?"
'That guy was right! There are muthaf#cking snakes on this plane!"
The new trend in al'Qaeda head gear created quite the buzz at the Gaza fashion blast...
"Snakes... Why did it hafta be snakes..."
Snakes On A Brain?
Snakes On David Blaine?
"I know what you're all staring at, but come on, my mother gave me this shirt!"
"Doctor, I hear this rattling in my head all day long..."
"You don't appreciate my uniqueness?... Kiss my asp."
John Edwards having a "Bad Hair Day". Whoa, no wonder his haircuts are SOOO expensive!
Hillary lets her hair down....
Dating myself, but:
♪You would cry too, if this happened to you!♪
Tangled, uncontrollable 'fro? Your answer, brother, is "Gerri Curl."
...and then Dawn's head exploded; again...
Whoa - I knew Markos WROTE with a forked tongue, but I never realized...
George Bush doesn't CARE about black snake charmers with bad fashion sense!
Many men are proud of their "trouser snake," but only Mbutu coiled his on his head.
Uh, Hermione? WHAT exactly did you PUT in that poly-juice potion?
Sully: No, that's not the urban legend I was asking about.
Samuel Jackson refused to star in Snakes On A Dwayne
Following the unexpected popularity of the Snake Turban, Islamic fashion designers realized that Snake Burkas would appeal to certain portion of post-clitorectomy pre-teen girls.
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