Saturday, June 16, 2007

Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

1. After accepting the sponsorship, parents were startled to learn there was no such thing as the National Associated Merchant's Bank of Los Angeles.

2. "Sure coach, I'll ride your motorbike."

3. "Now, raise your fist and yell 'Fight the Power!"

4. "Jeez! Back off! It's just my cup!"

5. "Uh, Abbott, I'm less concerned with 'Who's on first?' then I am with 'Who's on Billy?'"

6. "Why does this trophy read 'Perkiest Buttocks?'"

7. "Now, raise your hand in the air like you don't care, and wiggle that tight little money-maker of yours and sing 'Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive!"

8. Repressed memory therapy finally explains George Will's lifelong obsession with baseball.


Best of Double the U
In the age of political correctness, everyone gets a trophy and everyone gets a body rub from coach.

Best of divine miss m
When it came to the family jewels, Billy Jr. had a major inheritance coming his way.

Best of divine miss m
"Hey, kid! You gotta be this tall to ride the...oh, my...well, for you, we'll make an exception."

Best of The Man
Well son, if you didn't play in the game where did the grass stains on your knees come from?

For what should be very obvious reasons, the capper who forwarded this wanted to remain anonymous.

10 comments:

rebecca said...

"You are going to stop throwing like a girl!!! OK, smile, your Mom is taking a picture ...".

Double the U said...

Don't get too excited this is the age of political correctness, everyone gets a trophy and everyone gets a body rub from coach.

racerboy said...

Looks like a fist isn't the only thing Billy's raising...

Jack Reacher said...

"And when you enter the ice cream parlor, raise the infidel-removal button like this and yell 'aloha snackbar,' or whatever. Then push the button."

Double the U said...

Howard Dean and his spinning pole boy.

divine miss m said...

When it came to the family jewels, Billy Jr. had a major inheritance coming his way.

divine miss m said...

"Hey, kid! You gotta be this tall to ride the...oh, my...well, for you, we'll make an exception."

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap, Coach! Good thing that thing wasn't any higher...

The Man said...

Well son, if you didn't play in the game where did the grass stains on your knees come from?

Anonymous said...

Clear Through and Out the Other Side! (Just think it over a bit, it'll come to ya...)