Tuesday, June 26, 2007

When the real caption is "costumed alien mimes" really what else is there to be said?


1. Shortly after the Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, Questioning, Confused, Bi-Sexual, Tri-Sexual, Polyamorous, Leather, Plushy, Paedophile, Zoophile, Anglophile, Paraphile, BD&SM, Drama Queen, Foodie Community expanded their coalition to include mimes, sodomy laws were immediately introduced in all fifty states with penalties beginning at public flogging.

2. The target on his chest is highly convenient. Now, where's that cat with the sniper rifle.

3. we r in ur gay rights coalition, spillin ur stupid pails

4. Given Sully's reputation, you wouldn't want to get into a menage a cinq without a neoprene full body condom.

5. Under a provision slipped into the Amnesty Bill by Barney Frank, all Border Patrol agents must now dress like this it at all times.

Best of Submariner
"Commander Hypno-disk and his side quips, the Androgynous Twins"; Sully's fave cable show from Fire Island!

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey, lets go paint up a donkey the same as us."

Best of Jack Reacher
The reason it's now The Fantastic Four, and not Seven.

Best of Submariner
Swimmers on the Lake Erie shoreline needed take a few EXTRA precautions...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Running into his boss at "Prancing Man '07" after calling in to work sick was... awkward.

Best of jeff
The Democrats design new uniforms for the US Army and Marine Corps.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Superheroes That Didn't Make The Grade:
(left to right)
The Super Soaker
The Barefoot Pansy
The Hypno Slop-Bucket Kid

Best of Rebecca
I can't tell you the anguish of being a badly drawn cartoon trapped in the body of a real person.

Best of curly
"I'm thirsty. Let's go into that Harley bar and knock back a few blackberry whisky liqueurs."

Best of Van Helsing
The Senate's shamnesty bill creates a new Task Force to demonstrate how seriously the government takes border enforcement.

Best of attmay
Mighty Morphin Rump Rangers

Best of curly
Manly yes, but I like it too.

Best of the paperboy
The SanFran Geek Squad has arrived. Orange will check your vertical while Green gets horizontal, and Magenta awaits Cyan and Yellow to refill your inkjets.
On second thought... Magenta with Yellow panties and Cyan bucket is already set to refill your inkjets.

Best of Kevin Walker
"Oh Pissboy... er, nevermind."

:-P>>> The Man <<<<
Source: Something called Rage?

36 comments:

Whacko said...

"What the hell kind of super heroes are we anyway? I mean, Stanley here is barefoot, you have a water gun, I'm carrying a water bucket, and we're capeless."

Submariner said...

The NEA trots out the new and approved "PC Justice League."

Submariner said...

Lime green Mexi-Man; "Where the heck is Hillary? This campaign spot on immigration amnest, er, forgiveness can't wait all day!"

Submariner said...

"Commander Hypno-disk and his side quips, the Androgynous Twins"; Sully's fave cable show from Fire Island!

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey, lets go paint up a donkey the same as us."

curly said...

“Truther? Damn near Gored her.”

curly said...

Tinky Winky’s all grown up and works as a lifeguard in San Francisco’s Castro District.

curly said...

Got AIDS?

Jack Reacher said...

The reason it's now The Fantastic Four, and not Seven.

Jack Reacher said...

"We're good here, Arnold. Just don't trying driving through Livonia in these getups, that's all I'm saying."

Anonymous said...

Edna says: Capes are so yesterday, darlink!

Submariner said...

San Francisco's home-grown version of "The Blue Man Group" never really caught on outside the Castro district.

Submariner said...

Gavin (in red) didn't appreciate the humor; "Very freakin funny! Wanna pull that microphone out now?"

Submariner said...

Swimmers on the Lake Erie shoreline needed take a few EXTRA precautions...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Running into his boss at "Prancing Man '07" after calling in to work sick was... awkward.

jeff said...

The Democrats design new uniforms for the US Army and Marine Corps.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Superheroes That Didn't Make The Grade:
(left to right)
The Super Soaker
The Barefoot Pansy
The Hypno Slop-Bucket Kid

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rodney?... Sub?... I've got a cool idea for our meet-up in Vegas...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Looks liked they tapped Ang Lee for the next season of Heroes.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Previously unnoticed ammendments to the amnesty bill left border patrol agents at a distict disadvantage.

Rodney Dill said...

Rodney?... Sub?... I've got a cool idea for our meet-up in Vegas...

Sorry, what happens in your head, stays in you head.

Rodney Dill said...

Once the Teletubbies discovered Slimfast their career really took off.

Rebecca said...

Bob a/k/a "Hypnoman" found a way to subtley incorporate his Victoria's Secret panty fetish into his outfit.

Rebecca said...

I can't tell you the anguish of being a badly drawn cartoon trapped in the body of a real person.

curly said...

"I'm thirsty. Let's go into that Harley bar and knock back a few blackberry whisky liqueurs."

captainobvious said...

so they didnt really kill Captain America, they just "san franciscanized" him. go figure

Van Helsing said...

The Senate's shamnesty bill creates a new Task Force to demonstrate how seriously the government takes border enforcement.

Kevin Walker said...

This definately took place in San Fran, since no one seems weired out by these three.

attmay said...

Mighty Morphin Rump Rangers

curly said...

Manly yes, but I like it too.

curly said...

"I'm done with my knee stretching exercises...Let's go!”

curly said...

Buttho!e surfers.

the paperboy said...

The SanFran Geek Squad has arrived. Orange will check your vertical while Green gets horizontal, and Magenta awaits Cyan and Yellow to refill your inkjets.

v-word: uqlvxjx "uck love ex-jacks", for whatever it's worth.

the paperboy said...

On second thought...

Magenta with Yellow panties and Cyan bucket is already set to refill your inkjets.

Notice how Orange and Green have matching arrows, but their arrowheads are cleverly disguised.

Jonathan said...

File this under Jorgé W. Bush's "Jobs that Americans won't do".

Kevin Walker said...

"Oh Pissboy... er, nevermind."