1. Shortly after the Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, Questioning, Confused, Bi-Sexual, Tri-Sexual, Polyamorous, Leather, Plushy, Paedophile, Zoophile, Anglophile, Paraphile, BD&SM, Drama Queen, Foodie Community expanded their coalition to include mimes, sodomy laws were immediately introduced in all fifty states with penalties beginning at public flogging.
2. The target on his chest is highly convenient. Now, where's that cat with the sniper rifle.
3. we r in ur gay rights coalition, spillin ur stupid pails
4. Given Sully's reputation, you wouldn't want to get into a menage a cinq without a neoprene full body condom.
5. Under a provision slipped into the Amnesty Bill by Barney Frank, all Border Patrol agents must now dress like this it at all times.
Best of Submariner
"Commander Hypno-disk and his side quips, the Androgynous Twins"; Sully's fave cable show from Fire Island!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey, lets go paint up a donkey the same as us."
Best of Jack Reacher
The reason it's now The Fantastic Four, and not Seven.
Best of Submariner
Swimmers on the Lake Erie shoreline needed take a few EXTRA precautions...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Running into his boss at "Prancing Man '07" after calling in to work sick was... awkward.
Best of jeff
The Democrats design new uniforms for the US Army and Marine Corps.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Superheroes That Didn't Make The Grade:
(left to right)
The Super Soaker
The Barefoot Pansy
The Hypno Slop-Bucket Kid
Best of Rebecca
I can't tell you the anguish of being a badly drawn cartoon trapped in the body of a real person.
Best of curly
"I'm thirsty. Let's go into that Harley bar and knock back a few blackberry whisky liqueurs."
Best of Van Helsing
The Senate's shamnesty bill creates a new Task Force to demonstrate how seriously the government takes border enforcement.
Best of attmay
Mighty Morphin Rump Rangers
Best of curly
Manly yes, but I like it too.
Best of the paperboy
The SanFran Geek Squad has arrived. Orange will check your vertical while Green gets horizontal, and Magenta awaits Cyan and Yellow to refill your inkjets.
On second thought... Magenta with Yellow panties and Cyan bucket is already set to refill your inkjets.
Best of Kevin Walker
"Oh Pissboy... er, nevermind."
:-P>>> The Man <<<<
Source: Something called Rage?
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"What the hell kind of super heroes are we anyway? I mean, Stanley here is barefoot, you have a water gun, I'm carrying a water bucket, and we're capeless."
The NEA trots out the new and approved "PC Justice League."
Lime green Mexi-Man; "Where the heck is Hillary? This campaign spot on immigration amnest, er, forgiveness can't wait all day!"
"Commander Hypno-disk and his side quips, the Androgynous Twins"; Sully's fave cable show from Fire Island!
"Hey, lets go paint up a donkey the same as us."
“Truther? Damn near Gored her.”
Tinky Winky’s all grown up and works as a lifeguard in San Francisco’s Castro District.
Got AIDS?
The reason it's now The Fantastic Four, and not Seven.
"We're good here, Arnold. Just don't trying driving through Livonia in these getups, that's all I'm saying."
Edna says: Capes are so yesterday, darlink!
San Francisco's home-grown version of "The Blue Man Group" never really caught on outside the Castro district.
Gavin (in red) didn't appreciate the humor; "Very freakin funny! Wanna pull that microphone out now?"
Swimmers on the Lake Erie shoreline needed take a few EXTRA precautions...
Running into his boss at "Prancing Man '07" after calling in to work sick was... awkward.
The Democrats design new uniforms for the US Army and Marine Corps.
Superheroes That Didn't Make The Grade:
(left to right)
The Super Soaker
The Barefoot Pansy
The Hypno Slop-Bucket Kid
Rodney?... Sub?... I've got a cool idea for our meet-up in Vegas...
Looks liked they tapped Ang Lee for the next season of Heroes.
Previously unnoticed ammendments to the amnesty bill left border patrol agents at a distict disadvantage.
Rodney?... Sub?... I've got a cool idea for our meet-up in Vegas...
Sorry, what happens in your head, stays in you head.
Once the Teletubbies discovered Slimfast their career really took off.
Bob a/k/a "Hypnoman" found a way to subtley incorporate his Victoria's Secret panty fetish into his outfit.
I can't tell you the anguish of being a badly drawn cartoon trapped in the body of a real person.
"I'm thirsty. Let's go into that Harley bar and knock back a few blackberry whisky liqueurs."
so they didnt really kill Captain America, they just "san franciscanized" him. go figure
The Senate's shamnesty bill creates a new Task Force to demonstrate how seriously the government takes border enforcement.
This definately took place in San Fran, since no one seems weired out by these three.
Mighty Morphin Rump Rangers
Manly yes, but I like it too.
"I'm done with my knee stretching exercises...Let's go!”
Buttho!e surfers.
The SanFran Geek Squad has arrived. Orange will check your vertical while Green gets horizontal, and Magenta awaits Cyan and Yellow to refill your inkjets.
v-word: uqlvxjx "uck love ex-jacks", for whatever it's worth.
On second thought...
Magenta with Yellow panties and Cyan bucket is already set to refill your inkjets.
Notice how Orange and Green have matching arrows, but their arrowheads are cleverly disguised.
File this under Jorgé W. Bush's "Jobs that Americans won't do".
"Oh Pissboy... er, nevermind."
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