1. "This is the fanciest Home Depot I've ever congregated in front of."
2. "Are you guys all here for Ms. Hilton's conjugal visit?"
3. ORA: "Which one of you is Tommy?"
4. Warming the benches American asses won't warm.
5. Alberto Gonzelas was pleased that his replacement U.S. Attorneys had finally arrived.
Best of captainobvious
"z visas? I thought FEMA was giving away free credit cards"
Best of Jack Reacher
"You can sit there all day, guys. Trust me; none of you is getting into Livonia."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hi, we're here to vote. Let's see, there are five of us, so we'll need....About thirty ballots."
Best of Rodney Dill
Eventually Rodney was consigned, along with SOTG and Submariner, to the Group W bench.
Best of 2spothipshot
"#11,999,999. Is #11,999,999 here ?" (Proposed system to carry out "background checks" required by the amnesty bill.)
Best of 2spothipshot
Everyone was hopeful, but the new roster of the Sacramento Kings did not bode well for the upcoming season.
Best of 2spothipshot
I hate smutty ads as much as the next guy,but the new "Lets get Stodgy" campaign, by Abercrombie & Fitch, went a little too far.
Best of curly
"Of course I know who the old white boy is. I've been using his identity for years."
Best of ochagirl
Here we see the head members of the lobbyist organization Motivational Dysfunctionals Anonymous.
Best of Double the U
Welcome to "El Precio Correcto" Rosie just took care of everything the first day.
Best of Double the U
Presionar uno para un voto del yea, dos para nay un voto.
Best of attmay
Whaddya mean Bob Barker taped his last show already? We've been in line 37 hours!
Best of Submariner
Nothin', nothin'; just waitin' to volunteer for Nifong's jury... you?
30 comments:
"Don't make eye contact and try to make yourself look small. Paris is looking for a dance partner."
“Amigo, don’t sit under the picture of the old white boy; he may crap on you.”
“Si, according to these name tags that Senator Clinton gave us, we’re all named HOSE.”
The empty spot is where the guy whose 'laxante' kicked in was sitting.
"I know your not supposed to racially profile but I swear I was born in east LA, Im not with these guys"
"z visas? I thought you were giving away free credit cards"
Democrats new plan to lower cost of the Department of Homeland Security, TSA day labor sites.
"you realize my name is John not Juan, right?"
"Hey, you know I'm not with those guys, right? I'm here for the hearings on security at Los Alamos. Airline lost my luggage."
Close-up of name tags: Hello! My name is Undocumented.
"You can sit there all day, guys. Trust me; none of you is getting into Livonia."
"Hi, we're here to vote. Let's see, there are five of us, so we'll need....About thirty ballots."
"We just came to support Senator Reid. He's our amigo."
Eventually Rodney was consigned, along with SOTG and Submariner, to the Group W bench.
"#11,999,999. Is #11,999,999 here ?" (Proposed system to carry out "background checks" required by the amnesty bill.)
"I think I'm in the wrong line. I was caught smokin' stuff that smelled like donkey, not sneakin' into the country on one."
Everyone was hopeful, but the new roster of the Sacramento Kings did not bode well for the upcoming season.
I hate smutty ads as much as the next guy,but the new "Lets get Stodgy" campaign, by Abercrombie & Fitch, went a little too far.
Thought bubble on second guy from the right: "Let's see, $20 a lawn, they must have, what, dozens of lawns around this place...Woo hoo!"
Wow, congress sure has lowered its dress code.
(first guy on the right)
"Um, excuse me, I really didn't mean to end up in the Mexican senior citizens' waiting room."
Loved the Tommy reference by the way:)
"Of course I know who the old white boy is. I've been using his identity for years."
Here we see day workers adapting to their new loitering place at the White House after Home Depot finally expelled them from their nationwide stores.
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Here we see the head members of the lobbyist organization Motivational Dysfunctionals Anonymous.
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Welcome to "El Precio Correcto" Rosie just took care of everything the first day.
Presionar uno para un voto del yea, dos para nay un voto.
I always wondered what happened to the other members of Menudo.
Tyrone just learned the old axiom "Laugh and the world laughs with you, but fart, and you stand alone."
Whaddya mean Bob Barker taped his last show already? We've been in line 37 hours!
Sadly, the residents of the new $20 million Undocumented Mexicans Nursing Home were not very receptive to the new "basketball for seniors" instructor.
Refried beans, frittatas, frijoles... SERIOUSLY dude, what's a brother gotta do here to get some airflow?
Nothin', nothin'; just waitin' to volunteer for Nifong's jury... you?
I am Tommy, yes I'm the real Tommy
All you other little Tommies
are just imitating
So won't Reid's real Tommy
Please stand up
Please stand up
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