Friday, June 29, 2007

What the heck, everybody else is doing this picture



1. "This is the fanciest Home Depot I've ever congregated in front of."

2. "Are you guys all here for Ms. Hilton's conjugal visit?"

3. ORA: "Which one of you is Tommy?"

4. Warming the benches American asses won't warm.

5. Alberto Gonzelas was pleased that his replacement U.S. Attorneys had finally arrived.

Best of captainobvious
"z visas? I thought FEMA was giving away free credit cards"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You can sit there all day, guys. Trust me; none of you is getting into Livonia."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hi, we're here to vote. Let's see, there are five of us, so we'll need....About thirty ballots."

Best of Rodney Dill
Eventually Rodney was consigned, along with SOTG and Submariner, to the Group W bench.

Best of 2spothipshot
"#11,999,999. Is #11,999,999 here ?" (Proposed system to carry out "background checks" required by the amnesty bill.)

Best of 2spothipshot
Everyone was hopeful, but the new roster of the Sacramento Kings did not bode well for the upcoming season.

Best of 2spothipshot
I hate smutty ads as much as the next guy,but the new "Lets get Stodgy" campaign, by Abercrombie & Fitch, went a little too far.

Best of curly
"Of course I know who the old white boy is. I've been using his identity for years."

Best of ochagirl
Here we see the head members of the lobbyist organization Motivational Dysfunctionals Anonymous.

Best of Double the U
Welcome to "El Precio Correcto" Rosie just took care of everything the first day.

Best of Double the U
Presionar uno para un voto del yea, dos para nay un voto.

Best of attmay
Whaddya mean Bob Barker taped his last show already? We've been in line 37 hours!

Best of Submariner
Nothin', nothin'; just waitin' to volunteer for Nifong's jury... you?

30 comments:

Whacko said...

"Don't make eye contact and try to make yourself look small. Paris is looking for a dance partner."

curly said...

“Amigo, don’t sit under the picture of the old white boy; he may crap on you.”

curly said...

“Si, according to these name tags that Senator Clinton gave us, we’re all named HOSE.”

metalgarth said...

The empty spot is where the guy whose 'laxante' kicked in was sitting.

captainobvious said...

"I know your not supposed to racially profile but I swear I was born in east LA, Im not with these guys"

captainobvious said...

"z visas? I thought you were giving away free credit cards"

Democrats new plan to lower cost of the Department of Homeland Security, TSA day labor sites.

"you realize my name is John not Juan, right?"

jeff said...

"Hey, you know I'm not with those guys, right? I'm here for the hearings on security at Los Alamos. Airline lost my luggage."

Jack Reacher said...

Close-up of name tags: Hello! My name is Undocumented.

Jack Reacher said...

"You can sit there all day, guys. Trust me; none of you is getting into Livonia."

Jack Reacher said...

"Hi, we're here to vote. Let's see, there are five of us, so we'll need....About thirty ballots."

Jack Reacher said...

"We just came to support Senator Reid. He's our amigo."

Rodney Dill said...

Eventually Rodney was consigned, along with SOTG and Submariner, to the Group W bench.

2spothipshot said...

"#11,999,999. Is #11,999,999 here ?" (Proposed system to carry out "background checks" required by the amnesty bill.)

2spothipshot said...

"I think I'm in the wrong line. I was caught smokin' stuff that smelled like donkey, not sneakin' into the country on one."

2spothipshot said...

Everyone was hopeful, but the new roster of the Sacramento Kings did not bode well for the upcoming season.

2spothipshot said...

I hate smutty ads as much as the next guy,but the new "Lets get Stodgy" campaign, by Abercrombie & Fitch, went a little too far.

Jay Guevara said...

Thought bubble on second guy from the right: "Let's see, $20 a lawn, they must have, what, dozens of lawns around this place...Woo hoo!"

Anonymous said...

Wow, congress sure has lowered its dress code.

(first guy on the right)
"Um, excuse me, I really didn't mean to end up in the Mexican senior citizens' waiting room."

Loved the Tommy reference by the way:)

curly said...

"Of course I know who the old white boy is. I've been using his identity for years."

ochagirl said...

Here we see day workers adapting to their new loitering place at the White House after Home Depot finally expelled them from their nationwide stores.
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Here we see the head members of the lobbyist organization Motivational Dysfunctionals Anonymous.

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Double the U said...

Welcome to "El Precio Correcto" Rosie just took care of everything the first day.

Double the U said...

Presionar uno para un voto del yea, dos para nay un voto.

Double the U said...

I always wondered what happened to the other members of Menudo.

Jonathan said...

Tyrone just learned the old axiom "Laugh and the world laughs with you, but fart, and you stand alone."

attmay said...

Whaddya mean Bob Barker taped his last show already? We've been in line 37 hours!

Anonymous said...

Sadly, the residents of the new $20 million Undocumented Mexicans Nursing Home were not very receptive to the new "basketball for seniors" instructor.

Submariner said...

Refried beans, frittatas, frijoles... SERIOUSLY dude, what's a brother gotta do here to get some airflow?

Submariner said...

Nothin', nothin'; just waitin' to volunteer for Nifong's jury... you?

Anonymous said...

I am Tommy, yes I'm the real Tommy
All you other little Tommies
are just imitating
So won't Reid's real Tommy
Please stand up
Please stand up