1. Jennifer Wilbanks Wienerschnitzel ads never caught on like Jared's Subway ads.
2. By dint of the tiny art patch on her chin, she's more of a man than John Edwards.
3. She developed her two-fisted hot dog technique while dating John Holmes.
4. "Waiter, there's an undocumented illegal alien in my Swift Meats hot dog... part of one, anyway."
5. "Onspeed?WhatmakesyouthinkI'monspeed?Wheredidyougetthisridiculousideaaboutmebeingonspeed?"
Best of Submariner
"...and after staring at me like that for about 15 seconds (I kid you NOT!), she opens her mouth real wide and just sort of screeches and points at me. Wierd first date, huh?"
Best of captainobvious
Ronnie: [impressed] Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can eat a sub like that!
Connie: [pointing at Ronnie's sub] You going to finish that?
Best of jeff
"You want me to do WHAT with it?!?"
Best of captainobvious
Kobayashi got arthritis in the jaw and will miss the contest? dude Im so gonna win it this year.
Best of curly
"I ordered the Hilldog; it's as big as Sen. Clinton's clinis."
Best of Rebecca
Call Mike Brown, tell him his penis was found at the Section 210 concession stand!!
Best of Double the U
I'm sorry, I am sorry, I am really sorry.... is it Susan? Sandi, Sarrah? I am so embarrassed... ahhhh can you please let go of me?
Best of andthenblammo!
"So zen aftar I take zee big bite like zees, I look at heem with the psycho eyes like zo!. Ze screaming, it went on for days!"
Best of attmay
Stephen King is really phoning it in with his latest novel, "Hot Dog of Death."
Best of Brian_in_MA
The Precious.... My precious!
Best of lawhawk
You'll never beat Kobayashi unless you double up on the hot dogs, if you want to eat 'em that way.
Best of Rodney Dill
"What part of the dog did you get?"
Best of curly
“I was taught this technique while sharing a jail cell with Paris Hilton.”
Best of Rodney Dill
"No it is NOT a Submariner sandwich."
:-P Cybrludite
Source: She Has Only Herself to Blame
39 comments:
Ever since Mr. Ophile started running the "biology" course, the in class "experiments" have gotten weirder and weirder.
♪Dinghy's go better with Coke.♪
"...and after staring at me like that for about 15 seconds (I kid you NOT!), she opens her mouth real wide and just sort of screeches and points at me. Wierd first date, huh?"
Evidently Granny Nan's grand daughter found the emergency botox kit...
Slowly I turned, step by step...
ORA:
Sorry, it's just that your breasts needed straightening. They're fine now. Really.
"so I was thinking... when your finished with that one....."
"just do it"
Ronnie: [impressed] Wow! My Mom's the only other woman I know who can eat a sub like that!
Connie: [pointing at Ronnie's sub] You going to finish that?
"You want me to do WHAT with it?!?"
Kobayashi got arthritis in the jaw and will miss the contest? dude Im so gonna win it this year.
"I ordered the Hilldog; it's as big as Sen. Clinton's clinis."
She was paralyzed with indecision: spit or swallow, spit or swallow ...
Just chew it!
Once you've had a footlong, you can't go back.
Call Mike Brown, tell him his penis was found at the Section 210 concession stand!!
I'm sorry, I am sorry, I am really sorry.... is it Susan? Sandi, Sarrah? I am so embarrassed... ahhhh can you please let go of me?
I followed the link, she is a French woman no? And she carries a gun no?
Can a French woman conceal her weapon in her underarm hair?
"Move along, Sonny, unless you have something to show me that's longer than this."
"Hey, why do you cross your legs every time I take a bite of this?"
I followed the link, too. It appears that the lovely young lady is a championship pistol shooter. I think that it is a very flattering picture. (backs away slowly)
"So zen aftar I take zee big bite like zees, I look at heem with the psycho eyes like zo!. The screaming went on for days!"
"So, like, after this picture was, you know, published on the Web, it's like, I can't get a date anymore, you know? It's like, what's up with that??"
"Back off, Jared!"
Food porn.
Steve O
Stephen King is really phoning it in with his latest novel, "Hot Dog of Death."
The Precious.... My precious!
"Who sez my NOW-dog is made of ground up clitorectomy meat?"
"I'm not gonna be one of 72 virgins for some retard in paradise. I'm getting fat, then I'm getting laid!"
"Here taste this... does it taste like ass to you too?"
With that technique, you'll never succeed.
You need to double up on the hot dogs if you want to eat 'em that way.
Say what one more goddamned time. I dare you. I double dare you mofo. Say what one more goddamn time!
"What part of the dog did you get?"
“I was taught this technique while sharing a jail cell with Paris Hilton.”
The First Rule Of French Warefare: The French only win when not being led by a French man.
ORA:
"To quote Socrates: 'I drank WHAT?'"
"Nothing beats chinese horse dick on a bun."
What do you mean "parts is parts?"
Good Gaia! You really WOULD "fill the bun!"
ORA:
Why would you ask about a "pubic hair" on my Coke?
"No it is NOT a Submariner sandwich."
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