Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Tigers in Your Tank


Best of Whacko
After the cows returned from pasture grazing, a terrible surprise awaited them.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Due to his fondness for tiger stew, the enviro-wackos would never leave Subby Chuck Norris alone.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Isn't there a story about tigers running around in circles until they turn to butter?... Or was that just a really awesome spliff someone passed me at a party?

Best of Silhouette
"...but in the northern hemisphere, three tigers would spin counter-clockwise."

Best of Silhouette
"Dammit, Seigfreid, add more bleach! They're barely faded."

Best of Rebecca
"That better be your tail, Leo."

Best of curly
Some internet rumors are true: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer really is made from tiger piss and old bath water.

Best of Double the U
Little Black Sambo was a racists story VtheK, I suggest you remove this.

Best of captainobvious
Seigfreid and Roy go with a more artistic show... tiger synconized swimming.


;-P Timmeh!

29 comments:

Whacko said...

"Hey Stripes, let's see if you can put your face in the water and blow bubbles!"


After the cows retured from pasture grazing, a terrible surprise awaited them.

Submariner said...

Andrew Sullivan was horrified. Now a hot tub full of wet beagles? THAT would have made him happy...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Due to his fondness for tiger stew, the enviro-wackos would never leave Subby alone.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Isn't there a story about tigers running around in circles until they turn to butter?... Or was that just a really awesome spliff someone passed me at a party?

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh, that's nice, Dave. We don't swim in your toilet, so why pee in our pool?"

Jonathan said...

MTV's Beach Party 2007: Enumclaw edition

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Due to his fondness for tiger stew, the enviro-wackos would never leave Subby alone.


Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, bro! And, BTW - it's best when you use Spotted Owl dumplings and season it with Rhino horn and ...

Submariner said...

Crap! I can't find a single tuna in this pool - can either of you?

jeff said...

Only slightly more expensive than Komodo Dragon steaks and marginally safer than Fugu.

Silhouette said...

Anybody have a spoon? They're GRRRRREAT!

Silhouette said...

"...but in the northern hemisphere, three tigers would spin counter-clockwise."

Silhouette said...

"Dammit, Seigfreid, add more bleach! They're barely faded."

Silhouette said...

I get it; it's a rhebus.

Uh...tigers...wood...three...this is about Tiger Woods' new baby, isn't it?

curly said...

“Yes Doctor. I have this reoccurring nightmare where I’m in a hot tub with my three ex-wives.”

Snarky One said...

The lady or the tiger?

curly said...

“So how long did John Edwards say that we should soak before getting our pedicures?”

curly said...

In an appeal to a more diverse audience, Detroit’s new ad campaign pushes “The Softer Side Of The Tigers”.

Rebecca said...

"OK, the zoo's going to open in 10 minutes, we might as well get out now and act all wild and stuff."

Rebecca said...

"Cute Knute" is often imitated, but never duplicated

Rebecca said...

"That better be your tail, Leo." Leo just smiled ...

curly said...

Some internet rumors are true: Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer really is made from tiger piss and old bath water.

Double the U said...

Little Black Sambo was a racists story VtheK, I suggest you remove this.

captainobvious said...

since sigfreid and roy found out sticking your head into their mouths can be a bad idea, they decided to go with a more artistic show... tiger synconized swimming.

captainobvious said...

"I said MORE BUBBLES"

Kirby L. Wallace said...

Rub-a-dub-dub, three.... Oh, screw it.

2spothipshot said...

"Mmm hmm, just as I suspected, there is NO terrestrial DNA in this sample taken from the one known as 'Kucinich'."

2spothipshot said...

"So,you see ladies, with the smallest touch of your skin against his, you can get the male of the species, 'Uber-bloggus-rightus-leanus', to literally jump through a hoop the same way this toenail clipping does when I blow in what would be its ear."

2spothipshot said...

Hard at work, smelting diaphram rubber, "The Ladies from N.O.W." press on to bring worry free humping to "women" of all ages.