Thursday, June 14, 2007

Sound off like you got a pair!


1. Private Parts, meet Major Wood.

2. "Wow! Where can I get my hands on a pair of those?" Sully exclaimed, imagining the tight binding feel of green fishnet against his moobs.

3. Bill Clinton got most of his military policies from the movies, movies like Shaving Private Ryan and Black Cock Down.

4. R Lee Ermey, your prom date is here.

5. Senator Clinton was pissed that her prom date's camo clashed with her flannel lumberjack shirt.

Best of Submariner
Back off, SOTG - Subby and I have a Joint Army-Navy exercise to conduct.

Best of Jack Reacher
You had me at "I want YOU."

Best of Jack Reacher
"In the event of a water landing, I'll become a personal flotation device."

Best of Silhouette
Suddenly, 50 percent of the population rethinks the Third Amendment.

Best of curly
"Dey's uh, boobs-in-net, boobs-in-lace, boobs-not-bombs. Big boobs, little boobs, wet boobs, dry boobs..."

Best of Rebecca
"Private Pinder here is our secret weapon, Cap'n. She can get them jihadis to drop their guns quicker than a Frenchman at the Maginot Line."

Best of Submariner
While testing extremely well with the 16 - 35 year old male population, producers decided to go with a somewhat more conservative, body-hugging lycra uniform for Major Deering.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Is this what they meant when they said we're sending troops into battle without the proper body armor?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Too easy, but I'm takin' it!:
Got milk?

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"This is my rifle, these are my guns..."

:-P: Sondra not the K

45 comments:

Double the U said...

Senator Clinton was pissed that her prom date's camo clashed with her flannel lumberjack shirt.
No she wasn't.

GOP & College said...

"You'd like to put your bayonet where?"

God bless the USO.

Submariner said...

Back off, SOTG - Subby and I have a Joint Army-Navy exercise to conduct.

The Man said...

Hey, if my wife doesn't ask, I won't tell.

Submariner said...

It's pretty easy to see we'd have needed a LOT more ballast to submerge if she'd a been on board...

The Man said...

Security forces at the Kennedy Compound are...well not all that tight.

Submariner said...

Why yes, I AM looking for a few good men...

Submariner said...

In a pique of patriotism, the Divine Miss M trades in her mud suit for olive drab...

Submariner said...

Wildly successful beyond all expectations ad campaign #1:

"Wanna help me make it an Army of 2?"

metalgarth said...

Drop and give me 38... err 20, that's what I meant.

Capt. Queeg said...

Sully:[voiceover]The horror...the horror...

Jack Reacher said...

Stop--you had me at "I want YOU."

Jack Reacher said...

"In the event of a water landing, I'll become a personal flotation device."

Silhouette said...

Suddenly, 50 percent of the population rethinks the Third Amendment.

curly said...

“We are the Three Amigos!...Hold on, let me get in the picture.”

curly said...

Fair and balanced.

curly said...

“I see you brought the appropriate bread substitute for a wood sandwich.”

curly said...

“Yes, I know what an asset is, as in ‘you have a nice a$$ and a beautiful set’.”

curly said...

“Your breasts want to vote for Edwards because he’s such a boob?”

curly said...

I didn’t catch any fish, but you should’ve seen what I pulled outa the net.”

curly said...

"Dey's uh, boobs-in-net, boobs-in-lace, boobs-not-bombs. Big boobs, little boobs, wet boobs, dry boobs..."

lawhawk said...

I think he's happy to see her.

Rebecca said...

The new "winning hearts and minds" campaign in Iraq was a huge success.

Rebecca said...

Back in Cairo, an islamic scholar devises a lusty fatwa to exempt this woman from wearing the burqa.

Rebecca said...

"Private Pinder here is our secret weapon, Cap'n. She can get them jihadis to drop their guns quicker than a Frenchman at the Maginot Line."

Submariner said...

I just thank gawd that her camoflage isn't effective...

Submariner said...

Oh yes, Private T!ts, er, Tate;
I've selected you for special training on the Mk 1 Mod 0 Love Missile Launcher...

Submariner said...

I'm sorry, Major, but I don't think the sofa, chair and your desk are really gonna count towards my "obstacle course" requirement...

Submariner said...

While testing extremely well with the 16 - 35 year old male population, producers decided to go with a somewhat more conservative, body-hugging lycra uniform for Major Deering.

curly said...

Her boobs are intranet, but will soon be internet.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice guns.

Submariner said...
Back off, SOTG - Subby and I have a Joint Army-Navy exercise to conduct.
At ease! lol

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is this what they meant when they said we're sending troops into battle without the proper body armor?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Those ta-tas would probably smother the life outta me, but MAN, what a way to go!

the paperboy said...

I think something global is warming here. Yes, it's definitely hot.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Congratulations on your heroic mission!... Allow me to pin this medal on... err...uhm..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Too easy, but I'm takin' it!:

Got milk?

Son Of The Godfather said...

SOTG's head explodes trying to fit "D-Day" and "Double D's" into a single coherant caption.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"This is my rifle, these are my guns..."

captainobvious said...

ATTENNNNNTION!

Submariner said...

Curly said...
Fair and balanced.


I'll agree they balance, but it just ain't fair...

Submariner said...

DEFinitely a major improvement over the original issue Hummer jack...

cappy voncapperson said...

"Oh thanks. I call them Shock and Ahhhh."

Submariner said...

ORA?

"What Knockers!"
"Sank you."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner said...
ORA?
"What Knockers!"
"Sank you."


No way that should be an ORA, Subby... Should be taught in school! (There wolf... there castle!...)

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
No way that should be an ORA, Subby... Should be taught in school! (There wolf... there castle!...)


I agree, hence the ? but it is APALLING how many important things are being left out of the government school education system these days!