Thursday, June 21, 2007

Some jerk always has to ruin the picture

1. SOTG offers to "give me a hand" with the Thursday captions.

2. Your chances of seducing Hillary are increased the more you look like Suha Arafat.

3. Even in 1930s Hollywood, it was important to keep your pimp hand strong, as Gloria Swanson was about to find out.

4. Goofus tries to protect the lady's modesty while Goofus takes a pic of her snatch with his cell phone.

5. Long story short, she sneezed, the turban exploded, and the result looked something like this.

6. "'Scuse me, gents, but I've got to let one."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
They say more than a handfull's a waste.
They's liars.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
A caption conflict erupted when Subby couldn't decide between a play on "swabbing 'er poop deck" or "hoistin' the main sail."

Best of Jack Reacher
While Lloyd's of London did agree to insure the model's breasts for $1 million, the policy required that a boob-wrangler be present for all photo shoots. Online applications were accepted until the agency's servers crashed.

Best of Jack Reacher
"And you'll send that to Mr. Wolfowitz right away?"
"Oh, uh, yeah. Your job is in the bag. Don't sweat it."

Best of attmay
Generic Thursday Caption #391: She may be wearin' a turbin but she sure ain't untouchable!

Dillweed claims he "stumbled across" this link, too.

18 comments:

Rebecca said...

The paparrazzi caught John Edwards in drag and discovered why he tried to keep these "weekend getaways" a secret. Suddenly the $400 haircuts and the pretty face made sense.

Rebecca said...

Quaddaffi's elite security guard lured in the suspect and then snapped him in two!!

Rebecca said...

All she could think was, "mmmmm, biceps!"

Equal Opportunity Thursdays ...

Son Of The Godfather said...

They say more than a handfull's a waste.
They's liars.

Rebecca said...

It only took one long stare and a whispered incantation to deliver the shriveled penis curse.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Someone already got in a Mary-Ann cap, but this pic brings back my Barbara Eden memories for some reason.

OR, in a similar vein (get it?):

I thought you were supposed to rub something before the genie appeared...

Son Of The Godfather said...

A caption conflict erupted when Subby couldn't decide between a play on "swabbing 'er deck" or "hoistin' the main sail."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'm not real hip on the nautical stuff... Is this what we'd refer to as "pogie bait"?

Verification word: ilovsotg... just kidding. :)

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
A caption conflict erupted when Subby couldn't decide between a play on "swabbing 'er deck" or "hoistin' the main sail."


I doffs me dixie-cup to me buddy's wit...

Son Of The Godfather said...

How'd Rodney Dill get that gig as "suntan lotion applicator guy"?

Hey Sub!

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
I'm not real hip on the nautical stuff... Is this what we'd refer to as "pogie bait"?



Nope - this would be "half-way night, dream-fodder."

Submariner said...

Hairless, sculpted arm, "faux macho" bracelet, palmed "check myself" mirror; how the heck did Silky Pony get the fluffer's job on this shoot?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Difficult to explain: Why you're spending company time staring at V's Thursday pic posts.
More difficult to explain: Why you giggled like a schoolgirl at V's #4 cap.

Ah, got it Sub. heh.

Jack Reacher said...

While Lloyd's of London did agree to insure the model's breasts for $1 million, the policy required that a boob-wrangler be present for all photo shoots. Online applications were accepted until the agency's servers crashed.

Jack Reacher said...

"And you'll send that to Mr. Wolfowitz right away?"
"Oh, uh, yeah. Your job is in the bag. Don't sweat it."

Submariner said...

Damn considerate of her to wrap her hair in a "wipe towel." I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

See? Right there in the fine print - "...naked photo shoot on poop deck..." You can keep the towel.

attmay said...

Generic Thursday Caption #391: She may be wearin' a turbin but she sure ain't untouchable!