Friday, June 01, 2007

Sociallism for Todday


Never again would Hillary count on a left-wing blogger to design her campaign signage.

Best of Capt. Queeg
All well and good for Tom Morrow, but what about the rest of us?

Best of Silhouette
Senator Clinton, fresh from faking a southern accent while talking to Southerns, addresses the Stutters of America's symposium on employment.

Best of Targetpractice
Senator Clinton outlined some of the new jobs that would be created under her Administration, like "People's Commissar," "Secret Police 'Detective,'" and "Reeducation Camp Guard."

Best of lawhawk
Okay, who screwed up? I want 'em dead. I want his family dead. I want his kids dead. Dead I tell you.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yes, Dan Quayle does work for my campaign now."

Best of curly
“…and thanks to costs of implementing HillaryCare, hyper-inflation will affect everything from price increases to extra letters in common words.”

Best of curly
Regarding ‘New Jobs For This Afternoon’, I currently have an open position for a spell checker on my staff, if anyone is interested.”

Best of curly
“…and under communism, if you have something extra you pass it around. Take the extra M behind me: let’s use it to give my mediocre, mundane, myopic, malignant, misguided, machiavellian manure to the masses.”

Best of sonicfrog
"...What, that's the way we spell it in Arkansas..."

Best of divine miss m
Do those new jobs include English teachers and editors?

Best of Cricket
As president, I will ban homeschooled spelling bee competitors.

Best of prince of leaves
"...but enough about my education policies. I also plan, if elected, to seize the profits of corporations and shut down all businesses which use any chemicals potentially harmful to the environm-- Whoops! That's tommorrow night's speech!"

Best of ColoradoPatriot
In return for a sizeable donation from Bill Gates to her campaign, Hillary agreed to designate Microsoft as her official spell-checker.


Source: FoxxNewws

34 comments:

The Man said...
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The Man said...

...and at lunch they served potatos

Capt. Queeg said...

All well and good for the Tom Morrows of the world, but what about the rest of us?

Silhouette said...

Senator Clinton, fresh from faking a southern accent while talking to Southerns, addresses the Stutters of America's symposium on employment.

metalgarth said...

The extra M stands for 'Megalomania'

Rodney Dill said...

"No new taxxes, todday."

Cappy VonCapperson said...

"Does this podium make my hips look big?"

Targetpractice said...

Senator Clinton outlined some of the new jobs that would be created under her Administration, like "People's Commissar," "Secret Police 'Detective,'" and "Reeducation Camp Guard."

sonicfrog said...

Sponsored by "Appled Maternals".

lawhawk said...

Hey under my plan to redistribute wealth, everyone gets an extra "m" with their tomorrows. It's the feel good policy that no one else thought of.

Okay, who screwed up? I want 'em dead. I want his family dead. I want his kids dead. Dead I tell you.

Spelcheking provided by Jon Cary.

Rodney Dill said...

"Yes, Dan Quayle does work for my campaign now."

sonicfrog said...

"...Yes I support the imigration bill. In fact, we have hired a wonderfull bunch of wetbacks to create our banners..."

Double the U said...

The liberal education system is so good, I want you to start a year earriler.

sonicfrog said...
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Jack Reacher said...

It takes a village to raise an idiot.

curly said...

“…and thanks to costs of implementing HillaryCare, hyper-inflation will affect everything from price increases to extra letters in common words.”

Double the U said...

All is Hillary had to do was show up, think of all the idiots that signed off on this.

curly said...

“Ever since the Lewinski affair, I’ve developed an unexplainable harmonic fetish and have actually become quite good. Please sit back and enjoy while I play a tribute to our hero, Josef Stalin, entitled ‘The Internationale’.”

curly said...

“Enough about ‘New Jobs For Tommorrow’. Regarding ‘New Jobs For This Afternoon’, I currently have an open position for a spell checker on my staff, if anyone is interested.”

curly said...

“…and under communism, if you have something extra you pass it around. Take the extra M behind me: let’s use it to give my mediocre, mundane, myopic, malignant, misguided, machiavellian manure to the masses.”

sonicfrog said...

"...What, that's the way we spell it in Arkansas..."

sonicfrog said...

... and I promise I will be the edumication president...

Cybrludite said...

A vast right-wing conspiracy caused that misspelling! A conspiracy, I tell you!

divine miss m said...

Do those new jobs include English teachers and editors?

Cricket said...

As president, I will ban homeschooled spelling bee competitors.

Anonymous said...

24 Hours Earlier

Word Processor #1: Do you spell "tomorrow" with one "m" or two?

Word Processor #2: I know there's two of something in there...

Word Processor #1: Two m's it is. Like anyone will notice if it's wrong anyway...

prince of leaves said...

In a curious example of Freudian slip, as Hillary's Stalinist agenda slowly emerged, her words began to exhibit more consonants and fewer vowels...much like the languages of the former Soviet Union.

prince of leaves said...

"...but enough about my education policies. I also plan, if elected, to seize the profits of corporations and shut down all businesses which use any chemicals potentially harmful to the environm-- Whoops! That's tommorrow night's speech!"

prince of leaves said...

The guy on the left scratches his head in puzzlement, as Hillary! mistakes the Applied Materials logo for that of Planned Parenthood and delivers an impassioned but topically-inappropriate defense of abortion.

prince of leaves said...

"It turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I'm kind of at an impasse -- I can't really talk about Edwards."

ColoradoPatriot said...

In return for a sizeable donation from Bill Gates to her campaign, Hillary agreed to designate Microsoft as her official spell-checker.

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Do we leave the extra "M" off for Mattress?

2spothipshot said...

Mrs. Clinton demonstrates the kind of nifty extras we can expect during her reign as Chairman,er,um,President of the US.

curly said...

"...and it takes a sleeper cell to harken in the dhimmi government that I propose."

Rodney Dill said...

If you liked Dan Quayle, you'll love Hillary Clinton.