Saturday, June 09, 2007

Shower to Shower

1. "The bottoms in this bath house are such pansies. This one guy kept whining I was messing up his $400 haircut."

2. "Hey, how about I come in there and make you 'Zest-fully clean?'"

3. "Here, maybe some of my body wash will help get you unstuck from the glory hole."

4. "Good! Now slash your wrist and our homoerotic suicide pact will be complete."

5. "Yeah, the desk clerk at this motel seemed a little odd, but you know what they say about guys obsessed with overbearing mothers. Well, anyway, back to the shower."

Best of curly
“…and here’s the picture of Diane Feinstein that turned me queer.”

Best of Double the U
Who's the pretty bird in the mirror?

Best of the doyle
1950's instructional movie: How to give a reach around.

Best of Silhouette
To ensure no illegal voting materials are brought into the booths, Berkeley County regrets that it now must require all-nude voting.

Best of Silhouette
"That IS weird. You found it in your butt, you say?"

Best of Submariner
Trust me on this one - inflate your scrotum and you'll get your pic at both lgf AND Cap This!

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?"

Best of curly
“I don’t know why, but when you bent over to pick this up I thought of how lucky we were to have John Edwards running for President.”

Best of Jack Reacher
While Gallant scrubs his nails, Goofus drops the soap again.

Best of Rebecca
"OK, grab it right there, gently. Now, I'll take it from the other side. OK, tug tug tug. Yes, just like that!" All John thought was, "who brings a wishbone into the shower anyway?"


Source: Shorpy the 100 year old photo blog

23 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Well, now we've compared thumb sizes. Er, anything else you wanna, you know, compare?"

curly said...

“…and here’s the picture of Diane Feinstein that turned me queer.”

Double the U said...

Who's the pretty bird in the mirror?

the doyle said...

1950's instructional movie: How to give a reach around.

curly said...

"Here, you can have my EDWARDS IN 2008 lapel pin."

Whacko said...

♫ Y – M – C – A ♫

Silhouette said...

To ensure no illegal voting materials are brought into the booths, Berkeley County regrets that it now must require all-nude voting.

Silhouette said...

"That IS weird. You found it in your butt, you say?"

Submariner said...

It's the energize key for the Gaydar unit. Don't think it's workin' though...

Submariner said...

Trust me on this one - inflate your scrotum and you'll get your pic at both lgf AND Cap This!

Submariner said...

Trust me! It'll taste just like chicken...

Submariner said...

Clean? Let's just say "Close enough for Avalon Manor."

Van Helsing said...

"It's French money. Must have fallen out of somebody's butt."

ColoradoPatriot said...

"That's not chocolate"
"Well, that's not peanut-butter"

...a nod to Denver drivers:
"Hm...been driving with it 'up there' again, eh?"

ORA:
"Elihu, will you come loofah my stretch marks?"

"No, I can still see here where you accidentally brushed up against that negro. Keep scrubbing, Horace!"

curly said...

"Do you have any grey poop on?"

curly said...

"Welcome to Achmed's version of Paradise. I'm his 72th virgin, and I bat cleanup."

curly said...

“I don’t know why, but when you bent over to pick this up I thought of how lucky we were to have John Edwards running for President.”

Submariner said...

No I will NOT "Leave It To The Beaver..."

Jack Reacher said...

While Gallant scrubs his nails, Goofus drops the soap again.

Rebecca said...

Rick was insistant! "OK, grab it right there, gently. Now, I'll take it from the other side. OK, tug tug tug. Yes, just like that!" All John thought was, "who brings a wishbone into the shower anyway?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Tonight on a very special episode of "The Wonder Years," Kevin and Paul begin fantasizing about Winnie and discover each other.

Submariner said...

Hey girl-friend, can ya spare a fella a dollop of shower gel?