Friday, June 22, 2007

Screwing the Ungulates Americans Won't Screw


1. Sully was not entirely disappointed with the results of his Google search for "ass painted to look like a whore."

2. The Homecoming Queen of Enumclaw High.

3. "Mi acompañamienta del prom? Creí que esta su acompañamienta del prom?"

4. Official mascot of the Transgendered Democrats for Hilldog.

5. Ang Lee remakes The Legend of Grizzly Addams, focusing on the relationship between a trans-gendered Mad Jack and his faithful "companion" Pepito.

Best of The Man
Pedro wondered across the border, into Enumclaw and married an American citizen. Now all her little asses are citizens.

Best of metalgarth
The next season of Jackass is sure to be the most controversial ever.

Best of Rodney Dill
I told you, you shouldn't have gone to Pleasure Island with Pinocchio, Speaker Pelosi.

Best of Whacko
Next time I ask the genie for a really spectacular piece of ass, I'm going to be a tad more specific.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You do the same thing to a donkey and hey, she's kinda hot!

Best of Rebecca
After the Shrek series ended, Donkey was forced to take on "edgier" work.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Nice. Making fun of a prostitute donkey just trying to make a living. Learn her story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Best of Submariner
From televangelist wife to common street walker, Tammy Faye had really fallen on hard times.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
ORA: "Sister Sarah?... Here's one of 'em..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Throw in three TV dinners, and you can call this "Al Gore's Saturday Night"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Drew Carrey: "Mimi, you're looking particularly nice this morning..."

Best of Van Helsing
Gay activists seized on further evidence that their way of life is common among animals and therefore entirely natural.

Best of Double the U
See, even when animals get drunk and pass out their friends do stupid things to their faces.

Best of Submariner
Enumclaw Community Theatre proudly presents: "Night Rider"

Best of Rodney Dill
Does this make my ASS look fat?

Best of attmay
The Bible failed to mention one of the key reasons no inn in Bethlehem would take Joseph and Mary.



:-P Timmah! and Ace.

63 comments:

The Man said...

Jail has not been kind to Paris.

The Man said...

Pedro wondered across the border, into Enumclaw and married an American citizen. Now all her little asses are citizens.

The Man said...

Sully was upset until he found out that his mail order groom was hung like a mule

metalgarth said...

The next season of Jackass is sure to be the most controversial ever.

metalgarth said...

"Donkey Kong" was classic moment in video gaming history. The attempts to broaden the appeal to the diversity crowd will go down in history as Nintento's biggest mistake.

Rodney Dill said...

I told you, you shouldn't have gone to Pleasure Island with Pinocchio, Speaker Pelosi.

Whacko said...

Next time I ask the genie for a really spectacular piece of ass, I'm going to be a tad more specific.

Jack Reacher said...

Gallant figured that when he told Goofus "Stop riding my ass," he covered all possibilities. He was wrong.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You do the same thing to a donkey and hey, she's kinda hot!

Rodney Dill - your "Dude, there's my car" cap at Wizbang is the best so far. Well done.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Are those real pearls and a phone?... Man, Rosie O'Donnell's got bling!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Yellow nailpolish with red leg warmers? What a stupid ass.

Rebecca said...

After the Shrek series ended, Donkey was forced to take on "edgier" work.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nice. Making fun of a prostitute donkey just trying to make a living. Learn her story. Educate yourselves, morons.

Is it just me who misses those occaisional disgusted visitors to this site? ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

OK, OK, I'm takin' it:

"Subby, your prom date is here."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I always wondered what Julia Roberts saw in that Lyle Lovett guy.

Rebecca said...

Ameteurs!! Always dressing up like a high school whore just to run to the grocery store.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Having "Bonita" raised as his "sister", Pedro had many psychological problems growing up.
They were compounded when he discovered she really was his sister.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pedro: "Mistah! Mistah! Prime piece of ass, 50 pesos!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hoping to lure a more diverse membership, the Democrats adopt an updated PC version of their political symbol. Introducing: confused pre-op tranny donkey!

Rebecca said...

Every transgirl goes through an ugly duckling phase, but "Juanita" needed a little extra help.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Sharon Stone hits the wall.

Rebecca said...

Girl, stick that fake boob back in your tube top, you're going to get clocked!!!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No, I think you misunderstood... I said I wanted to go down to Tijuana to check out the whores..."

GOP & College said...

Bill Clinton's thoughts: "Now how am I gonna get rid of that lipstick..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

THE GOOD: V the K announces "Hot Ass Fridays" pics.
THE BAD: V posts a pic of a donkey with fake t*ts.
THE UGLY: SOTG squints at the pic and thinks: "Ya know, with a different shade of eye makeup and a different hair style..."

Submariner said...

What's the deal here? This is just another typical day down on Market Street. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
OK, OK, I'm takin' it:



Man I hate it when I have ta do real work and get aced on the standards...

Rebecca said...

How thick do the beer goggles need to be?

Submariner said...

When E! True Confessions returns from the break:
From televangelist wife to common street walker, Tammy Faye had really fallen on hard times.

Son Of The Godfather said...

If its name was "Oatey", would it charge at windmills?

Get it?... "Donkey Oatey"?... No?... I'm ashamed for myself. heh

Rebecca said...

That shameless pandering by the Dems is not going to get my vote!

Submariner said...

Bill Clinton commented; "Man! That smelly pirate hooker smells like butt; still, I'd hit it."

Submariner said...

Mexican soccer fans give their all for the team...

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"Sister Sarah?... Here's one of 'em..."

Submariner said...

What you find the next morning after spending an evening with Metaxa and Jennifer Lopez...

Submariner said...
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lawhawk said...

So that's what was under the burkha, eh Ahmadinejad?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oops! I see my cap about the pre-op tranny Democratic symbol was similar to V's #4 cap... I'd ask V to remove my cap, but that would leave a sort of donkey-cap void... or a sort of ass hole...

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"Sister Sarah?... Here's one of 'em..."


I believe Mike al'Moore is slow roasting the other six for Friday night snacking...



PIMF...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Throw in three TV dinners, and you can call this "Al Gore's Saturday Night"

Submariner said...

Your new outfit is nice, Dawn. Old Navy?

Son Of The Godfather said...

That's a donkey whore?... I guess tricks really are for kids.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Drew Carrey: "Mimi, you're looking particularly nice this morning..."

Submariner said...

"...what happens when you 'assume? Once can only hope..." said Barney wistfully.

Submariner said...

What happens when you DON'T keep your pimp hand strong...

Submariner said...

John Edwards neighed, "I know where you can get a great trainer to brush that out for you, girlfriend."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd take this one WAY before Billie Jean King.

Hey, I got myself set up on Windows Messenger, so if you're looking for someone to harrass, look me up!

Snarky One said...

Hillary in drag.

Andrew Sullivan's Prom Date

Rodney Dill said...

Life has not been kind recently to Tammy Faye Bakker Messner

Snarky One said...

The morning after.

Van Helsing said...

Gay activists seized on further evidence that their way of life is common among animals and therefore entirely natural.

Brian_in_MA said...

Oh God! Enumclaw is happening again! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

sonicfrog said...

Nancy Pelosi tries to use a Mexican cell phone while visiting with the locals in Tijuana.

Double the U said...

See, even when animals get drunk and pass out their friends do stupid things to their faces.

Submariner said...

Enumclaw Community Theatre proudly presents: "Night Rider"



v word - hyukk

Rodney Dill said...

Does this make my ASS look fat?

Rodney Dill said...

All you asses are belong to us.

Rodney Dill said...

SOTG's dreams miss you -- Rozerem

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rodney Dill, get outta my head, man. heh

Rodney Dill said...

You don't know Jack.

attmay said...

Due to the stricter mores of the time, the Bible failed to mention one of the key reasons no inn in Bethlehem would take Joseph and Mary.

the paperboy said...

Where will you be when your Botox expires?

the paperboy said...

In our Network Communications class there was an exam question about the transfer rate of a donkey smuggling, uh, "drugs" hidden in a fake breast as a distraction from illegal alien passengers. I think the question about the dog carrying the mag tape across campus was easier.