Best of jeff
"George Bush doesn't care about me - I don't have body armor!"
Best of Jack Reacher
"I'll tell you one thing; nobody's ever gonna call me a thoughtless little pig."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I tried a bandolier of Tootsie Rolls, but Mommy kept eating them."
Best of andthenblammo!
Kill Bill 3; The Early Years........
Best of andthenblammo!
"Hi, I'm Sally Struthers. Just $2 will sponsor a young terrorist wannabe like young Viva here in her quest to impose Islam on the world. Won't you please, please help?"
Best of Rebecca
The new mandatory Muslim Dawah Day at Hanna's elementary school took Mom and Dad Steiner by surprise.
Best of A typical Rosie fan.
How dar U uz rosie kids pictur rosie iz better pareent then U, r u stewpid?????
Best of curly
“…and then mean old Carl Rove devised a plot wherein remote-controlled airplanes plowed into the Twin Towers, which were immediately brought down by pre-staged explosive charges. Afterwards, in order manipulate the Evangelical vote, he slandered St. Osama and The Religion Of Peace by saying it was a Muslim attack on amerikkka…”
Best of lawhawk
Awww, it's another baby leftist who will grow up to adore Che. How sweet.
Best of Sheikh Osama bin Ladin
This is turning me on. Is she nine years old yet? Available?
Best of curly
Dick Cheney's caddy.
Sheikh Osama: Thanks for the heads up.
Best of Rosie's Butler
Overheard at Rosie's mansion: "Now, if I can just find ol' Hasselbeck's house here on MapQuest, little Vivi can be on her way."
:-P Franco IBC and SondraK
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"George Bush doesn't care about me - I don't have body armor!"
"Do I look like Che mommy?"
"Mommy? Mommy, wake up! This is only my Halloween Costume mommy!"
ABC News Goes undercover to expose more unscrupulous recruiters....
(V the K - can you change the graphics at the top of the page, the one above the "Caption This" title is really, really distracting...)
"I'll tell you one thing; nobody's ever gonna call me a thoughtless little pig."
"I tried a bandolier of Tootsie Rolls, but Mommy kept eating them."
"Im in ur country, sneakin across ur stupid bordr."
Kill Bill 3; The Early Years........
"I don't know what it means, Doctor; she says she's dressed for hunting hippos, and she keeps following me around the house. Can we move her therapy appointment up to tomorrow? Preferably after lunch?"
"Sho Ah popped the sucka; I wasn't getting my props in this jive-ass kindergarten class! Peace, out!!"
"Hi, I'm Sally Struthers. Just $2 will sponsor a young terrorist wannabe like young Viva here in her quest to impose Islam on the world. Won't you please, please help?"
Dakota Fanning in War Of The Worlds II, thankfully without Tom Cruise.
The new mandatory Muslim Dawah Day at Hanna's elementary school took Mom and Dad Steiner by surprise.
The lost tribe of Saxons was conclusively identified in the West Bank.
I should have said ...
The new mandatory Muslim Dawah Day at Hanna's elementary school, a part of President Rodham-Clinton's 180-day plan, took Mom and Dad Steiner by surprise.
How dar U uz rosie kids pictur rosie iz better pareent then U, r u stewpid?????
Sorry mommy, the new Islamic government says I can't let you leave the house until you've starved to death. But look at the bright side. At least we've defeated Bush.
"If any of your women are guilty of lewdness...confine them to houses until death do claim them..." The Noble Quran, 4:15
Nice, making fun of one of the new border guards who got her job thanks to the 2007 Immigration Bill. Learn her story. Educate yourselves. Morons.
"And 90 cents of every dollar you send to Muslim Young Suicide Bomber's Fund goes to Jihad against the infidels."
Soft quiet little girl voice: "Mother... Remember the time you stole my candy?"
No! More! Stingers!
"That’s right, young missy! Mohamed's wife Ali was about your age when they wedded, although he waited until she was nine before consummating the marriage."
“You got it wrong, young lassie. It is I who have72 virgins awaiting him, but if you play your cards right, you can be in my harem.”
“What do you expect, mister? My mom’s an obnoxious, ugly bull dike who thinks 911 was a CIA plot, my dad’s an anonymous sperm donor who could only delivered the goods via a turkey baster, and Barbara Walters is my surrogate grandmother. I should be wearing an explosive vest, not just a bandolier.”
“That’s right! I came from a womb with ‘The View’.”
“…and then mean old Carl Rove devised a plot wherein remote-controlled airplanes plowed into the Twin Towers, which were immediately brought down by pre-staged explosive charges. Afterwards, in order manipulate the Evangelical vote, he slandered St. Osama and The Religion Of Peace by saying it was a Muslim attack on amerikkka…”
“Mommy, why does your bandolier contain various sizes and shapes of vibrators?”
“That’s right honey; Mommy is a firm supporter of abortion. I just made a mistake with you, that’s all.”
“Ignore her. She always acts goofy after another Dad-less Fathers Day.”
Rambo wanted a son, but did the best he could with the hand he was dealt.
so this is what she meant by the terrorists are mothers and fathers. she didnt want to be to obvious by saying two mothers.
they tell me this belt sprays flowers...
give me the price is right gig or Ill send my assasin after you
with all the weapons my body guards carry they dont have room for the bullets
vivi carries heat
in case rosie is angry
hunting is so fun
ro loves bandoliers
girl is now well cared for
new york is relieved
Awww, it's another baby leftist who will grow up to adore Che. How sweet.
Oh, you mean this was meant to be sarcastic and ironic use of a kid as a prop for furthering Rosie's career? My bad.
Funny, but I thought Dakota Fanning was much older than this. This kid's quite the actress!
Rosie's kids: they're illiterate beyond text-speak, but sure know how to bullet spray Jews.
"Don't fear the terrorists. Some are mothers and fathers. And some have two mommies."
Aww, Rosie's just trying to give her kids what she wants for herself--72 virginal women to rape.
This is turning me on. Is she nine years old yet? Available?
(Curly, you meant the prophet's wife Aisha.)
Dick Cheney's caddy.
Sheikh Osama: Thanks for the heads up.
To V: if you decide to use my comment you may want to use my whole name:)
To everyone: yep, thanks to the Aisha story, some Muslims think it's okay for adult men to marry nine-year-old girls. Some infidels think this is gross, but we don't really care.
The KKK called; they want their kid's uniform back.
Overheard at Rosie's mansion:
"Now, if I can just find ol' Hasselbeck's house here on MapQuest, little Vivi can be on her way."
jeff said...
(V the K - can you change the graphics at the top of the page, the one above the "Caption This" title is really, really distracting...)
...From my cold, dead eyeballs, Jeff... From my cold, dead eyeballs. :)
Rosie wheezed, "Thank Gaia that Charleton Heston was there to provide ammo belts for my 'concept piece' on the right to bare arms..."
"No, these aren't bullets, they're batteries."
Nelly Olsen decided that she'd show Laura once and for all.
Many wondered why Rosie always referred to Viv as "Eveready."
"... and for Christmas I wanna real daddy."
It'll take a village of therapists to unbend the mind of this little tyke. Shame, Rosie, shame.
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