Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Rock With Ahmadinnerjacket



1. "By Allah! These microphones resemble nothing so much as robot penises."

2. "Coming up next on Air Jihad Against America, Dr. Ruth Westheimer will provide advice for those who have difficulty 'rising up for Allah!'"

3. "And the weather for Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Hafia: Bottled sunshine with a high of 9,000 degrees."

4. "And that was Terry Jack's 'Seasons in the Sun,' and now, 'You Light Up My Life.'" More proof that Dinnerjacket is pure evil.

5. Air America finally finds a host that can fill Al Franken's ultrasuede loafers.

6. ORA?: "Stu? Can you round me up a 'Freak Jury' on whether camels or goats have the most inviting orifices?"

7. "Every time I play 'YMCA' I fondly remember my night of forbidden passion with Manuel Noriega."

8. "With talent on loan from the Twelfth Imam..."

9. His radio show is nothing but Barbra Steisand and Andrew Lloyd Weber. Get a Freakin' Clue already!

10. OK. Now can we defund NPR?
Best of Rodney Dill


Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.


Best of curly
“This song -- Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine -- goes our to our favorite infidel, Dhimmi Carter.”

Best of Rebecca

Dinnerjacket! Dinnerjacket!
Unh! Unh!
Dinnerjacket! Dinnerjacket!
Come on and Rock me Amadinnerjacket!


Best of curly
“Here’s the latest from Achmed and the Martyrs, entitled ‘I’m going to chop off your infidel head, you racist American pig’.”

Best of sonicfrog
♫ Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaw-rona... ♫

Best of sonicfrog
♫ We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!... ♫

Best of Frank_IBC
"...I want a g*dd**n concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a f**king up-tempo record every time I gotta do a g*dd**n death dedication! It's the last godd**n time; I want somebody who uses his f**king brain to not come out of a g*dd**n record... that's up-tempo and I've got to talk about a f**king dog dying!

Best of Submariner
"...because I'm good enough, smart enough, and - doggone it - people like me!"

Best of Rodney Dill
"Man that Barbra Streisand can really belt 'em out."

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I'm not Dennis Miller. Next caller!"

Best of ColoradoPatriot
Broward County's new emergency weather broadcast announcer.

Best of Submariner
What IS the frequency, Mahmoud?

Best of the paperboy
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket

34 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Allah Comedian Lyrics
Artist(Band):Culture Clubbed


There's a Fatwah in my eyes everyday.
If you listened to my lies you could say
I'm a man (a man) with holy conviction,
I'm a man (a man) 'wants bombs to blow
off to hell (to hell) with jewish nation.
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.

Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.

I'll reveal my wicked plans every way
with Chavez I'll be so sweet, he'll hear me say
with our oil (our oil) we'll cause world friction
When we join (we join) the jihad's strong.
When you go (you go) 'Allahu Akbar.'
You fight along, you fight along.

Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.

Every day Islam Revival (Re-vi-val),
Read the Koran (Read the Koran), not the bible.
Every day Islam Revival (Re-vi-val),
Read the Koran (Read the Koran), not the bible.

I'm a man (a man) with holy conviction,
I'm a man (a man) 'wants bombs to blow
off to hell (to hell) with jewish nation.
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.

(repeat three times)
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.

curly said...

“This song -- Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine -- goes our to our favorite infidel, Dhimmi Carter.”

Rebecca said...

Rock Me! Rock Me! Rock me Amadinnerjacket!

Rebecca said...

"You drop the bomb on meeee, baby ..."

Rebecca said...

Gangster rap jumps the shark.

Rebecca said...

Dinnerjacket listens in on CSPAN Radio as the Democrats debate their latest bill, "The Patriotic Prevention of Victory Act".

curly said...

“…and let me give a big ‘WHOOP WHOOP!’ to my 72 virgins in paradise. Hold on girls, I’ll be with you soon enough!”

curly said...

Thanks to the curbs placed on conservative talk radio enacted by the so-called Fairness Doctrine, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad found him in demand as a Rush Limbaugh offset.

curly said...

“This old Doors hit is going out to all of the suicide bombers. It’s called ‘Come on Baby Light My Fire’.”

curly said...

“Here’s the latest from Achmed and the Martyrs, entitled ‘I’m going to chop off your infidel head, you racist American pig’.”

lawhawk said...

It's the latest toy from RonCo: The Bobble-Ahmadinejad.

It dices, slices, Holocaust denies, and lobs apocalyptic threats without breaking a sweat.

I hear that Saddam's head swung like that just after he danced at the end of a rope. If only...

curly said...

"...so call in now and pledge your support to John Edwards, Iran's pick of the '08 candidates."

curly said...

"Welcome to Tehran Radio, 666 on the dial. The time is noon; both the big hand and the little hand are pointing to the twelth imam."

sonicfrog said...

♫ When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Shaw-rona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Shaw-rona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaw-rona... ♫

sonicfrog said...

♫ We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!... ♫

curly said...

“Kill the jews? No, I said ‘brillo chews’ in regards to alternatives to flossing.”

curly said...

“…don’t touch that dial, or I’ll cut your apostate hands off!”

Anonymous said...

Got another Dinnerjacket for you here:
http://media.farsnews.com/%5CMedia%5C8603%5CImageNews%5C860309%5C37_860309_L600.jpg

Anonymous said...

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad applies for the Don Imus position but demands the show be renamed, “Imam in the Morning”

Frank_IBC said...

"...I want a g*dd**n concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a f**king up-tempo record every time I gotta do a g*dd**n death dedication! It's the last godd**n time; I want somebody who uses his f**king brain to not come out of a g*dd**n record... that's up-tempo and I've got to talk about a f**king dog dying!...Boy, is this f**king ponderous man...ponderous, f**king ponderous!"

Submariner said...

"...because I'm good enough, smart enough, and - doggone it - people like me!"

Submariner said...

No. No "hookers." Just a "smelly pirate" is all I want...

Submariner said...

Hugo and Castro, sitting in a tree;
K - I - S - S - ing ME!
ahhhh, if only...

Submariner said...

"A world free of the cancer of jooooooooz
...oh yeah, AND world peace."

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; (They may be the Great Satan, but they sure make quality products. These "Oops I Crapped My Pants" REALLY work!)

Rodney Dill said...

"Man that Barbra Streisand can really belt 'em out."

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I'm not Dennis Miller. Next caller!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Good evening, Sir or Madam, I'm calling on behalf of the Ron Paul Presidential Campaign..."

Rodney Dill said...

Actually "Allah Comedian" probably works better as "Allah Jihadian". I thought of the title first and envisioned a lighter song than it turned out to be.

Double the U said...

I love Randy Rhodes, put another toke in the one hit baby.

ColoradoPatriot said...

Broward County's new emergency weather broadcast announcer.

ORA: "Could I not have a G-Damned up-tempo song coming out of a dog-death dedication?"

Submariner said...

What IS the frequency, Mahmoud?

the paperboy said...

I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket

sonicfrog said...

Well, at least now we know why our pleas to stop enriching uramium have fallen on deaf ears....