1. "By Allah! These microphones resemble nothing so much as robot penises."
2. "Coming up next on Air Jihad Against America, Dr. Ruth Westheimer will provide advice for those who have difficulty 'rising up for Allah!'"
3. "And the weather for Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, and Hafia: Bottled sunshine with a high of 9,000 degrees."
4. "And that was Terry Jack's 'Seasons in the Sun,' and now, 'You Light Up My Life.'" More proof that Dinnerjacket is pure evil.
5. Air America finally finds a host that can fill Al Franken's ultrasuede loafers.
6. ORA?: "Stu? Can you round me up a 'Freak Jury' on whether camels or goats have the most inviting orifices?"
7. "Every time I play 'YMCA' I fondly remember my night of forbidden passion with Manuel Noriega."
8. "With talent on loan from the Twelfth Imam..."
9. His radio show is nothing but Barbra Steisand and Andrew Lloyd Weber. Get a Freakin' Clue already!
10. OK. Now can we defund NPR?
Best of Rodney Dill
♫
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.
♫
Best of curly
“This song -- Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine -- goes our to our favorite infidel, Dhimmi Carter.”
Best of Rebecca
♫
Dinnerjacket! Dinnerjacket!
Unh! Unh!
Dinnerjacket! Dinnerjacket!
Come on and Rock me Amadinnerjacket!
♫
Best of curly
“Here’s the latest from Achmed and the Martyrs, entitled ‘I’m going to chop off your infidel head, you racist American pig’.”
Best of sonicfrog
♫ Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaw-rona... ♫
Best of sonicfrog
♫ We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!... ♫
Best of Frank_IBC
"...I want a g*dd**n concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a f**king up-tempo record every time I gotta do a g*dd**n death dedication! It's the last godd**n time; I want somebody who uses his f**king brain to not come out of a g*dd**n record... that's up-tempo and I've got to talk about a f**king dog dying!
Best of Submariner
"...because I'm good enough, smart enough, and - doggone it - people like me!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Man that Barbra Streisand can really belt 'em out."
Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I'm not Dennis Miller. Next caller!"
Best of ColoradoPatriot
Broward County's new emergency weather broadcast announcer.
Best of Submariner
What IS the frequency, Mahmoud?
Best of the paperboy
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
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Allah Comedian Lyrics
Artist(Band):Culture Clubbed
♫
There's a Fatwah in my eyes everyday.
If you listened to my lies you could say
I'm a man (a man) with holy conviction,
I'm a man (a man) 'wants bombs to blow
off to hell (to hell) with jewish nation.
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.
I'll reveal my wicked plans every way
with Chavez I'll be so sweet, he'll hear me say
with our oil (our oil) we'll cause world friction
When we join (we join) the jihad's strong.
When you go (you go) 'Allahu Akbar.'
You fight along, you fight along.
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.
Every day Islam Revival (Re-vi-val),
Read the Koran (Read the Koran), not the bible.
Every day Islam Revival (Re-vi-val),
Read the Koran (Read the Koran), not the bible.
I'm a man (a man) with holy conviction,
I'm a man (a man) 'wants bombs to blow
off to hell (to hell) with jewish nation.
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
(repeat three times)
Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah comedian,
You nuke and glow, you nuke and glow.
Killing is so easy in the new Iran regime
behead and scream, behead and scream.
♫
“This song -- Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine -- goes our to our favorite infidel, Dhimmi Carter.”
Rock Me! Rock Me! Rock me Amadinnerjacket!
"You drop the bomb on meeee, baby ..."
Gangster rap jumps the shark.
Dinnerjacket listens in on CSPAN Radio as the Democrats debate their latest bill, "The Patriotic Prevention of Victory Act".
“…and let me give a big ‘WHOOP WHOOP!’ to my 72 virgins in paradise. Hold on girls, I’ll be with you soon enough!”
Thanks to the curbs placed on conservative talk radio enacted by the so-called Fairness Doctrine, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad found him in demand as a Rush Limbaugh offset.
“This old Doors hit is going out to all of the suicide bombers. It’s called ‘Come on Baby Light My Fire’.”
“Here’s the latest from Achmed and the Martyrs, entitled ‘I’m going to chop off your infidel head, you racist American pig’.”
It's the latest toy from RonCo: The Bobble-Ahmadinejad.
It dices, slices, Holocaust denies, and lobs apocalyptic threats without breaking a sweat.
I hear that Saddam's head swung like that just after he danced at the end of a rope. If only...
"...so call in now and pledge your support to John Edwards, Iran's pick of the '08 candidates."
"Welcome to Tehran Radio, 666 on the dial. The time is noon; both the big hand and the little hand are pointing to the twelth imam."
♫ When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Shaw-rona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Shaw-rona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Shaw-rona... ♫
♫ We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Valhalla, I am coming!... ♫
“Kill the jews? No, I said ‘brillo chews’ in regards to alternatives to flossing.”
“…don’t touch that dial, or I’ll cut your apostate hands off!”
Got another Dinnerjacket for you here:
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad applies for the Don Imus position but demands the show be renamed, “Imam in the Morning”
"...I want a g*dd**n concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a f**king up-tempo record every time I gotta do a g*dd**n death dedication! It's the last godd**n time; I want somebody who uses his f**king brain to not come out of a g*dd**n record... that's up-tempo and I've got to talk about a f**king dog dying!...Boy, is this f**king ponderous man...ponderous, f**king ponderous!"
"...because I'm good enough, smart enough, and - doggone it - people like me!"
No. No "hookers." Just a "smelly pirate" is all I want...
Hugo and Castro, sitting in a tree;
K - I - S - S - ing ME!
ahhhh, if only...
"A world free of the cancer of jooooooooz
...oh yeah, AND world peace."
Thought bubble; (They may be the Great Satan, but they sure make quality products. These "Oops I Crapped My Pants" REALLY work!)
"Man that Barbra Streisand can really belt 'em out."
"No, I'm not Dennis Miller. Next caller!"
"Good evening, Sir or Madam, I'm calling on behalf of the Ron Paul Presidential Campaign..."
Actually "Allah Comedian" probably works better as "Allah Jihadian". I thought of the title first and envisioned a lighter song than it turned out to be.
I love Randy Rhodes, put another toke in the one hit baby.
Broward County's new emergency weather broadcast announcer.
ORA: "Could I not have a G-Damned up-tempo song coming out of a dog-death dedication?"
What IS the frequency, Mahmoud?
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
I'm too sexy for my dinnerjacket
Well, at least now we know why our pleas to stop enriching uramium have fallen on deaf ears....
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