Monday, June 11, 2007

Predator Versus Alien

1. Exuberant scene from My Big Fat Gay Islamo-Communist Wedding.

2. Standard Caption #38: "Confident! Confident! Dry and Secure!"

3. Dinnerjacket and Communista celebrate upon being approved for z-Visas.

4. Sadly, their honeymoon would be ruined when both cried out the name 'Hugo' at the moment of maximum passion.

5. Julio Iglesias has really let himself go... and really, really lowered his standards.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yay! We get the showers next."

Best of Van Helsing
If you're evil and you know it, raise your hands!

Best of ColoradoPatriot
Good Heavens! What was Bob Barr thinking?

Best of lawhawk
The chicken dance was never like this in my homeland, Dinnerjacket!

Best of divine miss m
♫ You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...♫

Best of curly
"Let's make a big W with our arms to show the world that we secretly love George Bush."

Best of Jack Reacher
"LGF is down for server maintenance! Allah wills it!"

Best of Submariner
♪ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila
ha-va nagila, vesa nismecha♪



Source: Farsi News

24 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Yay! We get the showers next."

Snarky One said...

"Oooh Naaancy, look who I got for your next visit!"

Van Helsing said...

If you're evil and you know it, raise your hands!

metalgarth said...

We need to practice doing "The Wave" because Mohammed commanded it.

Where?

Uhhh... it's in that extra part of the Koran. Or maybe I just saw it TV. I don't know... just smile pretty, the cameras are on us.

Anonymous said...

His human master's game of "hide the bananna" was the last straw for Ceasar, as he plotted for the ape take over of the planet.

Brian_in_MA said...

And this is how you pray to Allah after you've set your suicide pack to self-destruct!

ColoradoPatriot said...

Good Heavens! What was Bob Barr thinking?

lawhawk said...

While they didn't get it right on the first go-around, Ahmadinejad and his fellow travellers finally got the Sieg Heil! just right.

The chicken dance was never this much fun in my homeland, Mahmoud!

divine miss m said...

♫ You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around...♫

curly said...

"Let's make a big W with our arms to show the world that we secretly love George Bush."

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #4: "Yo, Kobe, we're open!"

Submariner said...

Praise Allah! Farenheit 911 won best dramatization of a Muslim point paper!

Submariner said...

I can't believe that you fall for it EVERY SINGLE TIME! There's no gun in your back...

Jack Reacher said...

"Yeah, about that imam-in-the-well thing, Mi Amigo, in my country we don't touch nothin' that comes out of a well. I'm just sayin'."

Jack Reacher said...

"LGF is down for server maintenance! Allah wills it!"

Double the U said...

The two top finalists in the competition to cross the Southern border the most number of times undetected celebrate their victories.

Submariner said...

♪ha-va nagila, ha-va nagila
ha-va nagila, vesa nismecha♪

Submariner said...

I am sooooo getting jiggy with it!

Submariner said...

No, Imafauxjihadi, you are absoFREAKINlutely NOT gellin'...

2spothipshot said...

The devil is here...right here...on this stage...and free people yawn. (God help us)

2spothipshot said...

The future murderer of millions, accepts a medal for his contribution to the slaughter of hundreds of American soldiers.

2spothipshot said...

"...No seriously dude, just talk to him and say some nice things and he'll say, 'I've looked into Mamouds', and I know that he is a good and decent man'. THEN you can nuke Tel Aviv."

2spothipshot said...

(Correctione`)Damn lousy typist! The middle sentence of that last one should read,"I've looked into Mamouds' SOUL, and I know that he is a good and decent man". blah,bluh,blah,bluh,blah...

Submariner said...

Madman celebrates his purple heart for the rice imbedded in his buttocks when his own grenade went off in a paddy...