Monday, June 25, 2007

Peace Out, Hilldog


1. "No, you idiot, you hold the fingers flat and thrust away from the chest. And put some more 'Oomph' into the Sieg Heil!"

2. "And I think you should take back America, like you would with any unwanted gift the day after Christmas..."

3. "Two fingers of Scotch for Senator Kennedy? You must be new here."

4. Hilldog froze. The horrible beast that had stalked Jimmy Carter for years was now shadowing her, as was its curse.

5. The 'Shocker' pointed at her right armpit comes from Billie Jean King, who never forgave Mrs. Clinton for deflowering Ellen DeGeneres at the 1982 Leather Womyn's Retreat.

Best of attmay
Harvey 2: This Time it's Personal

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and put down that G--D--- oar, Jimmy."

Best of Silhouette
It had been months since Hillary's fact-finding mission to Colombia, but the donkey finally found her.
"Why haven't you called?," she brayed.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Pretty cool, Obama... can you do a giraffe?"

Best of Rebecca
I made a "V" and she made a "K". That was our signal.

Best of curly
Vince Foster’s ghost continues to harass the Hilldog.

Best of curly
The podium’s placard was photo shopped from the original verbiage “Take back America’s guns.”

Best of Van Helsing
Enthusiastic about her election prospects, Shrillary's Satanic Master reaches up from the Nether Realm to flash a V for Victory.

Best of Submariner
Try as he might, Shocker couldn't find a right breast.

Best of curly
Due to a momentary tear in the fabric that separates good from evil, Hill’s invisible Satanic horns leave a shadow.

Best of sonicfrog
Well, I, for one, wasn't at all surprised that Hillary managed to nail down the shadow-rabbit vote.

Best of 2spothipshot
"...Yes, my hand to God, if I'm not speakin' the truth, may He strike me de-e-e-aaaaaaarrrrrgggggg!..."

Best of 2spothipshot
"Yeah, I gotch yer 'peace',I got it right HERE you unwashed commie scum !!!"

Jim Young/Roto-Reuters via Sondra K

36 comments:

attmay said...

Harvey 2: This Time it's Personal

Whacko said...

"Two words for the neocon doing animal shadows behind me: Vince Foster!"

Double the U said...

Excuse me sir, I must demand you leave, as a democrat I don't want to see any "V for Victory" signs at this meeting.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and put down that G--D--- oar, Jimmy."

Jack Reacher said...

"About this big. But enough about my husband."

Jack Reacher said...

If Little League players were smart, they'd use two fingers, like this..."

Maggie M. Thornton said...

Caption 2 is the bomb!

Maggie
Maggie's Notebook

Silhouette said...

It had been months since Hillary's fact-finding mission to Colombia, but the donkey finally found her.

"Why haven't you called?," she brayed.

metalgarth said...

"AMERICA'SFUTURE" is one word. If you don't like that I will send my minions to deal with you tommorrow.

Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
Quartermass was unable to convince the military, but they were here, and they were deadly.

Come on, am I the only one to remember those scary grasshopper Martians?

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Pretty cool, Obama... can you do a giraffe?"

Rebecca said...

"OK, everybody!
Little Rabitt Fu Fu
I don't want to see you
Picking up the interns
and bopping them in the bed."

Hillary still had issues.

Rebecca said...

"And all y'all know ma favrite hero is Harriett Tubman! Oh sorry, that was yesterday's speech at the Southern AME Church bbq ..."

Rebecca said...

I made a "V" and she made a "K". That was our signal.

curly said...

"I'm so sorry folks, my spellchecker did it again when he misspelled 'amerikkka'."

curly said...

Vince Foster’s ghost continues to harass the Hilldog.

curly said...

The podium’s placard was photo shopped from the original verbiage “Take back America’s guns.”

curly said...

Fairly Unbalanced.

Van Helsing said...

Enthusiastic about her election prospects, Shrillary's Satanic Master reaches up from the Nether Realm to flash a V for Victory.

curly said...

As Nancy Pelosi’s vampire-in-training, Hilldog still leaves a hippie peace sign as a shadow, but insiders along the Beltway say that she’ll leave no shadow at all by the election.

Submariner said...

Try as he might, Shocker couldn't find a right breast.

captainobvious said...

"yes I know these two words should be separated but atleast they are spelled right... and there is no middle finger symbols."

curly said...

Due to a momentary tear in the fabric that separates good from evil, Hill’s invisible Satanic horns leave a shadow.

curly said...

“The index finger should be down, but my spellchecker is also inept at verifying intended gestures.”

curly said...

“In scene two of this hand shadow interpretation of my best selling book ‘It Takes A Village’, we’ll see Thumper the Bunny succumb to the environmental degradation which unfortunately is the sad legacy of the criminal Bushitler regime.”

curly said...

“There’s two amerikkkas, which means I’ll get half of Bill’s millions after our divorce goes through.”

curly said...

To advance miscomprehension amongst the stupid morons who would actually vote for her, Hilldog’s sign language interpreter for dopers uses poetic license when translating her Stalinist massage to mean peace.

sonicfrog said...

Well, I, for one, wasn't at all surprised that Hillary managed to nail down the shadow-rabbit vote.

Maggie M. Thornton said...

Visit V the K's photo caption site . Under a photo of Hillary at the Liberal "Take Back America" conference, V the K offers several pithy captions, but this one is the bomb:

"And I think you should take back America, like you would with any unwanted gift the day after Christmas..."

http://maggiesnotebook.blogspot.com/2007/06/take-back-america-caption-of-day.html

I didn't find a trackback for you but wanted you know I did a small blurb about this caption.

Maggie
Maggie's Notebook

2spothipshot said...

"...And geev it to 'Bad Vlad', my brother in vell aimt arms!"

Submariner said...

Actually, the word behind Hilldog's head is "cancelling." Just thought y'all should know...

Submariner said...

The closest Hill could come to doing a " Merkel impression" was a shady peace sign...

2spothipshot said...

"...Yes, my hand to God, if I'm not speakin' the truth, may He strike me de-e-e-aaaaaaarrrrrgggggg!..."

2spothipshot said...

"Hey, give a 'peace' of my ass a friggin' chance you pinko bastards! Lets just say,when I'm President,Americans will never want for glass again."

2spothipshot said...

"Yeah, I gotch yer 'peace',I got it right HERE you unwashed commie scum !!!"

Anonymous said...

In a border town, Hillary fakes a Mexican accent for this particular audience.