Saturday, June 30, 2007

More Surrealnessness


1. "Oh fudge! I've driven right into Stephen King's 'The Mist.'"

2. "Well, the good news is, I was hurled clear of that gas truck explosion. Of course, now, I'm really f***ed."

3. G-d's Avon Lady.

4. A lady always uses white gloves when removing used condoms from the ashtray.

5. ORA: "Dammit, I've lost the signal. What was Adrienne Barbeau saying on the radio? I hope it wasn't important."

Best of Double the U
GM's concept car that had nothing to distract the woman driver.

Best of Jack Reacher
Miss Hathaway swore she'd pursue Mr. Drysdale to the gates of hell, and followed through on the promise.

Best of Jack Reacher
Alice Kramden finds driving on the moon rather peaceful.

Best of kristy
"Glinda's sister found that a Buick was more efficient than a broom."

Best of Jonathan
Just another variation of Ted Kennedy's nightmare.

Best of sonicfrog
Yeah, I had a car in college that pretty much rusted through just like this.

Best of attmay
Salvador Dali's first--and last--Chevrolet commercial was filmed in 1957 and never shown to the public.

Best of Whacko
Dad put the old Chevy up on saw horses so Mom could "go driving" whenever she wanted.

Best of Jonathan
Note to self: Do NOT trip on acid and watch Pleasantville EVER again!

Best of curly
“My EPA rating? 15 miles per Prozac.”

Best of curly
“A minute ago I was driving in downtown Tehran.”

Best of curly
Powered by an internal cumulus engine.

Best of attmay
The product of the one night stand between Christine and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

H/T: Shorpy

19 comments:

Double the U said...

GM's concept car that had nothing to distract the woman driver.

Jack Reacher said...

Madonna drives the new Eco Car, which promises 100mpg by removing extraneous weight.

Jack Reacher said...

Miss Hathaway swore she'd pursue Mr. Drysdale to the gates of hell, and followed through on the promise.

Jack Reacher said...

Alice Kramden finds driving on the moon rather peaceful.

Double the U said...

Golly Gee its fun to pretend!

kristy said...

"Glinda's sister found that a Buick was more efficient than a broom."

Jonathan said...

Just another variation of Ted Kennedy's nightmare.

sonicfrog said...

Yeah, I had a car in college that pretty much rusted through just like this.

attmay said...

Salvador Dali's first--and last--Chevrolet commercial was filmed in 1957 and never shown to the public.

Zeke said...

Mary Poopy says, "screw the umbrella"

Whacko said...

Dad put the old Chevy up on saw horses so Mom could "go driving" whenever she wanted.

Jonathan said...

Note to self: Do NOT trip on acid and watch Pleasantville EVER again!

curly said...

“My EPA rating? 15 miles per Prozac.”

curly said...

Click it or schtick it.

curly said...

“A minute ago I was driving in downtown Tehran.”

curly said...

Powered by an internal cumulus engine.

curly said...

“It’s a hybrid: half LSD and half Prozac.”

captainobvious said...

after Margaret Hamilton became old and senile she liked to pretend she flew around in her car instead of on the bike

recreating the car for grandma was easy but it was the availability of Jim who did the fake engine sound that made it hard to trick her

"Get the gas man ready, Im pulling in for a splash and go to beat the pace car out of the pit"

"I feel the need...for speed"

attmay said...

The product of the one night stand between Christine and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.