1. Despite her controversial opinions, the Cletus County Fair was thrilled to have Rosie O'Donnell as their Grand Marshall.2. Trent Lott tries to put lipstick on the Comprehensive Amnesty Bill.
3. It's always pathetic when couples dress alike, but in Enumclaw it's just plain sick.
4. "Runner up to a donkey? I'll rip that painted whore's eyes out!"
5. Ang Lee's version of Babe contained love scenes so explicit Roger Ebert threw up on Michael Medved. Andrew Sullivan, however, gave it "a bajillion thumbs up! Way way up!"
Best of the doyle
Squeal like a Ned Beatty!!!!
Best of The Man
"eat mor coww"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...and I hope you'll all go out and catch my new movie, Sicko..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"We are here to remember my two brothers, may they rest in peace. I had attempted to warn them that straw and sticks, while economical, were not ideal building materials..."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way through the sausage grinder.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"What are your thoughts, Senator Kennedy?"
Best of Snarky One
The Jersey sow comments on gun control after her life partner was ruthlessly taken out by a 12 year old with a gun.
Best of Van Helsing
I knew it wouldn't be long until Cindy Sheehan got herself in front of a camera again.
Best of jeff
"America, please help me find my missing Kermie!"
Best of Rebecca
The counter demonstration at the CAIR rally got a little ugly after they put the kefiyah on the pig and made him stand on the koran.
Best of Rebecca
America just couldn't embrace the latest reality contest, "So You Think You Can Squeal".
Best of Rebecca
The NAMPLA spokeswoman comments on the recent media mainstreaming of Enumclaw references. "V the K has shone an unwelcome spotlight on our little world!"
Best of Submariner
Stop me if you've heard this one before - I'm walking down the street beside Rosie and a man asks "What are you doing with that pig?" and I said "Dunno, she just came up beside me!"
Best of Double the U
Ok, and for the final part of the interview Rosie can you say, "COME ON DOWN!! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right?"
Best of Submariner
♪ Babe. I got you, Babe... ♪
Best of attmay
I was ready, willing, and able to do commentaries for the Green Acres DVDs, but did the studio ask me? Nooooooooooo!
Best of divine miss m
Charlotte's Web II: TransWilbur
H/T Sondra K
29 comments:
Squeal like a Ned Beatty!!!!
"eat mor coww"
"...and I hope you'll all go out and catch my new movie, Sicko..."
"We are here to remember my two brothers, may they rest in peace. I had attempted to warn them that straw and sticks, while economical, were not ideal building materials..."
This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way through the sausage grinder.
"What are your thoughts, Senator Kennedy?"
The Jersey sow comments on gun control after her life partner was ruthlessly taken out by a 12 year old with a gun.
Word verification:
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See why you tease 'em?
Natalie Maines launches into her signature Ditzie Clitz anthem "Not Ready to Make Nice".
Hitlery Clinton models her new Fsoter Grant Sunshades.
I knew it wouldn't be long until Cindy Sheehan got herself in front of a camera again.
"So, how was that Charlotte girl?"
"America, please help me find my missing Kermie!"
The counter demonstration at the CAIR rally got a little ugly after they put the kefiyah on the pig and made him stand on the koran.
America just couldn't embrace the latest reality contest, "So You Think You Can Squeal".
I thought Molly Ivans was dead???
What, this isn't the CodePink spokeswoman? My bad.
The NAMPLA spokeswoman comments on the recent media mainstreaming of Enumclaw references. "V the K has shone an unwelcome spotlight on our little world!"
"Actually, I told that jackass not to go down to Tijuana in that outfit - he would just look like, well, an ass!"
"...and as your candidate for President in '08, I promise to root out every bit of pork in the budget proposals!"
Stop me if you've heard this one before - I'm walking down the street beside Rosie and a man asks "What are you doing with that pig?" and I said "Dunno, she just came up beside me!"
I know it's cliche, but I love the Redskins, hate the Cowboys...
So I says to Junior, "You can't have your mother's ear and what do you need a silk purse for anyways?"
"And to that guy in the turban, I am NOT unclean, you jerk. Hey! Look out! He has a gun!"
Ok, and for the final part of the interview Rosie can you say, "COME ON DOWN!! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right?"
Roseanne Boar
So TAKE the dang Rozerem already, SOTG; we miss you.
♪ Babe. I got you, Babe... ♪
I was ready, willing, and able to do commentaries for the Green Acres DVDs, but did the studio ask me? Nooooooooooo!
Charlotte's Web II: TransWilbur
Tex, winner of 3 ribbons in this year's fair is shown with his favorite sow, "Mohammed."
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