Friday, June 22, 2007

Lipstick on a Pig

1. Despite her controversial opinions, the Cletus County Fair was thrilled to have Rosie O'Donnell as their Grand Marshall.

2. Trent Lott tries to put lipstick on the Comprehensive Amnesty Bill.

3. It's always pathetic when couples dress alike, but in Enumclaw it's just plain sick.

4. "Runner up to a donkey? I'll rip that painted whore's eyes out!"

5. Ang Lee's version of Babe contained love scenes so explicit Roger Ebert threw up on Michael Medved. Andrew Sullivan, however, gave it "a bajillion thumbs up! Way way up!"

Best of the doyle
Squeal like a Ned Beatty!!!!

Best of The Man
"eat mor coww"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...and I hope you'll all go out and catch my new movie, Sicko..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"We are here to remember my two brothers, may they rest in peace. I had attempted to warn them that straw and sticks, while economical, were not ideal building materials..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way through the sausage grinder.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"What are your thoughts, Senator Kennedy?"

Best of Snarky One
The Jersey sow comments on gun control after her life partner was ruthlessly taken out by a 12 year old with a gun.

Best of Van Helsing
I knew it wouldn't be long until Cindy Sheehan got herself in front of a camera again.

Best of jeff
"America, please help me find my missing Kermie!"

Best of Rebecca
The counter demonstration at the CAIR rally got a little ugly after they put the kefiyah on the pig and made him stand on the koran.

Best of Rebecca
America just couldn't embrace the latest reality contest, "So You Think You Can Squeal".

Best of Rebecca
The NAMPLA spokeswoman comments on the recent media mainstreaming of Enumclaw references. "V the K has shone an unwelcome spotlight on our little world!"

Best of Submariner
Stop me if you've heard this one before - I'm walking down the street beside Rosie and a man asks "What are you doing with that pig?" and I said "Dunno, she just came up beside me!"

Best of Double the U
Ok, and for the final part of the interview Rosie can you say, "COME ON DOWN!! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right?"

Best of Submariner
♪ Babe. I got you, Babe... ♪

Best of attmay
I was ready, willing, and able to do commentaries for the Green Acres DVDs, but did the studio ask me? Nooooooooooo!

Best of divine miss m
Charlotte's Web II: TransWilbur

H/T Sondra K

29 comments:

the doyle said...

Squeal like a Ned Beatty!!!!

The Man said...

"eat mor coww"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...and I hope you'll all go out and catch my new movie, Sicko..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We are here to remember my two brothers, may they rest in peace. I had attempted to warn them that straw and sticks, while economical, were not ideal building materials..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went...
"Wee wee wee" all the way through the sausage grinder.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"What are your thoughts, Senator Kennedy?"

Snarky One said...

The Jersey sow comments on gun control after her life partner was ruthlessly taken out by a 12 year old with a gun.

Word verification:
zyuytzm:
See why you tease 'em?

Anonymous said...

Natalie Maines launches into her signature Ditzie Clitz anthem "Not Ready to Make Nice".

Anonymous said...

Hitlery Clinton models her new Fsoter Grant Sunshades.

Van Helsing said...

I knew it wouldn't be long until Cindy Sheehan got herself in front of a camera again.

jeff said...

"So, how was that Charlotte girl?"

"America, please help me find my missing Kermie!"

Rebecca said...

The counter demonstration at the CAIR rally got a little ugly after they put the kefiyah on the pig and made him stand on the koran.

Rebecca said...

America just couldn't embrace the latest reality contest, "So You Think You Can Squeal".

sonicfrog said...

I thought Molly Ivans was dead???

Rebecca said...

What, this isn't the CodePink spokeswoman? My bad.

Rebecca said...

The NAMPLA spokeswoman comments on the recent media mainstreaming of Enumclaw references. "V the K has shone an unwelcome spotlight on our little world!"

Whacko said...

"Actually, I told that jackass not to go down to Tijuana in that outfit - he would just look like, well, an ass!"

Submariner said...

"...and as your candidate for President in '08, I promise to root out every bit of pork in the budget proposals!"

Submariner said...

Stop me if you've heard this one before - I'm walking down the street beside Rosie and a man asks "What are you doing with that pig?" and I said "Dunno, she just came up beside me!"

Submariner said...

I know it's cliche, but I love the Redskins, hate the Cowboys...

Submariner said...

So I says to Junior, "You can't have your mother's ear and what do you need a silk purse for anyways?"

Jack Reacher said...

"And to that guy in the turban, I am NOT unclean, you jerk. Hey! Look out! He has a gun!"

Double the U said...

Ok, and for the final part of the interview Rosie can you say, "COME ON DOWN!! You're the next contestant on the Price is Right?"

Rodney Dill said...

Roseanne Boar

Submariner said...

So TAKE the dang Rozerem already, SOTG; we miss you.

Submariner said...

♪ Babe. I got you, Babe... ♪

attmay said...

I was ready, willing, and able to do commentaries for the Green Acres DVDs, but did the studio ask me? Nooooooooooo!

divine miss m said...

Charlotte's Web II: TransWilbur

Anonymous said...

Tex, winner of 3 ribbons in this year's fair is shown with his favorite sow, "Mohammed."