Thursday, June 28, 2007

Ladies of the Cap This Banner



1. This misheard lyrics to "Benny and the Jets" were right... she has electric boobs!

2. "You're sure? Runaway? No family? No one to miss her? And she's type O-Negative? Get her to Senator Clinton's blood chamber at once!"

3. "Well, it looks like I won't be giving a talk at the Boulder Public Schools after all. They said I was too prudish."

4. "I hope you can handle rough trade. Lindsey Graham likes to get drunk and beat up whores when his 'stupid bills' are killed."

5. For what I've got in mind, I hope that fembot has an extension cord.

6. If your date requires an entourage to carry her sex toys, you might better use a condom.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"That's right, Brittany, you won the lottery! Time for your journey to The Island!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Nothing says "desperate" quite like the goth-tramp look.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Kobe says he knows you're open, and he doesn't care. Sorry."

Best of Submariner
...and moments later, Brit found herself in a mud-pit battle for supremacy; of what, no one was sure.

Best of Submariner
Anybody seen the rest of the band? They're dressed as alien mimes...

Best of rebecca
Um, er, ... No, I've got nothing. Thursday writer's block syndrome. Oh, cute outfit!!

Best of Double the U
Britney Spears gets ready to pick up her kids at daycare.

Best of Rodney Dill
you can take the girl out of the trailer park...

Best of 2spothipshot
"Fishnets and peppermints,
Scraggily hairs,
Drunk tank, for the skank,
Still everyone cares!

No - way,
She, can beee,
Anymore lame,
Still we yearn to see."

Best of sonicfrog
Another one of Fred Thompson's former girlfriends comes forward. FDT surges to 90% in polls of male Republican primary voters.

Best of Double the U
Is that a purple flag sticking out from between her legs? My GAWD PRINCE IS TRAPPED IN THERE!

Best of Whacko
"Glad to meet you too, Mr. President. I'll shake your hand just as soon as I dig out this dingleberry."

Best of Rodney Dill
"NEXT...."


39 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Who dat? Brittany Spears' mom?

Son Of The Godfather said...

What not to do if you get hot at a funeral.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Columbine might have been prevented if those trenchcoat freaks had simply accepted one more member...

...and yes, V the K, I was one of those who heard 'electric boobs'!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"That's right, Brittany, you won the lottery! Time for your journey to The Island!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nothing says "desperate" quite like the goth-tramp look.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Way too easy, but I was here first:
After an extra helping of beef stew from the catering table:

Pffffffff...

"Ooops, i did it again!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Sheryl Crow is nuts... This 'one square' deal ain't cutting it."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I dunno, a few Vodka/cranberries and dim lights and I could live my 'Shakira' fantasy...

(but her hips kinda do lie)

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Whose salad does a girl hafta toss around here to get a Marlboro?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Cool jacket! Where are Morpheus and Neo?

Jack Reacher said...

"Kobe says he knows you're open, and he doesn't care. Sorry."

Submariner said...

...and moments later, Brit found herself in a mud-pit battle for supremacy; of what, no one was sure.

jeff said...

"Yep, had them removed when they put the implants in - no more "nipple slip" for me!" - Britney explains why she had to go pantyless instead

Submariner said...

Hey SOTG; your prom date's here. (Hope you've had your shots...)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Subby, my 'prom date' cap was:

Subby: "Mom, is my prom date here?... Mom?... Mom?..."

Submariner said...

SOTG, what can I say? Great min...
make that adequat... weeeellllll, anyways, warped minds and all that.

Submariner said...

No, I didn't think it was a "costume party." Why?

Submariner said...

Anybody seen the rest of the band? They're dressed as alien mimes...

curly said...

“Yes Ma’am, I see Ms. Crow. Don’t worry, your stash of Charmin Extra-Soft is locked away in this trunk.”

curly said...

“Pardon me? When you’re a$$ really itches it means you’re coming into money?”

curly said...

“So you manually separate your cheeks before really letting one go? Fascinating!”

rebecca said...

Um, er, ...

No, I've got nothing. Thursday writer's block syndrome.

Oh, cute outfit!!

Double the U said...

Britney Spears gets ready to pick up her kids at daycare.

Rodney Dill said...

you can take the girl out of the trailer park...

Whacko said...

Britney, not to be outdone by Paris, decides not to act dumb any more either.

Anonymous said...

"Ma'am, the TSA doesn't care that you want to get back in the tabloids. We do NOT need to do a strip search."

captainobvious said...

"sorry but my butt iches, Im not used to wearing underwear...."

yes we know.

2spothipshot said...

"Are you sure this is the way to Disneyland ociffer ?"

2spothipshot said...

That was it for Miss Spears. She disrobed automatically once she picked up the aroma of Aquavelva.

2spothipshot said...

"Fishnets and peppermints,
Scraggily hairs,
Drunk tank, for the skank,
Still everyone cares!

No - way,
She, can beee,
Anymore lame,
Still we yearn to see."

H/T Strawberry Alarm Clock

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Looking at the picture, the only thing I could think of was "What's in the box?" Yep. That pretty much proves it - I'm gay!

sonicfrog said...

Hey, in this case I AM for the Fairness Doctine. I want the view from other side to be equaly exposed!

sonicfrog said...

Is this another one of Fred Thompson's former girlfriends? If so, then (A) Bill Clinton is envious 'cause his flings were never this fine, and (B) Fred Thompson just earned my vote!

Ver Word: VKhrq

Double the U said...

Is that a purple flag sticking out from between her legs? My GAWD PRINCE IS TRAPPED IN THERE!

Double the U said...

I wonder how they deal with razor stubble for a photo shoot like that, and of course I mean for her freshly shaven head.

Submariner said...

Jim Bakker's choir begins to arrive for the "contemporary service."

Whacko said...

"Glad to meet you too, Mr. President. I'll shake your hand just as soon as I dig out this dingleberry."

Rodney Dill said...

"NEXT...."