1. "Yes, ladies. That's right. It's Marcellus Wallace's soul."
2. The Magic was black, ancient, and very dangerous. But the coven just had to save Hillary's candidacy.
3. Looks like Betty went a little bit overboard with the Mop 'n Glo!
4. "Death to Zionists! Allah Akhbar! Allah Akhbar!" Dialog from the first CSI-style spinoff, Desperate Housewives - Dearborn.
5. As their Peril-Sensitive sunglasses turned pitch black, the ladies suspicions about MSG in the tater salad were confirmed.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Women of Riddick
Best of Cybrludite
She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!!!!! (Ok, actually it was with an arc-welder, but that doesn't sound quite as cool.)
Best of Cybrludite
They said I was mad at the University, mad! But once I've finished combining the riding vibrator with the riding lawn-mower, I'll have made men obsolete. I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Best of Jack Reacher
"That glow, ladies, is what remains of Katie Couric's career as it seeks an escape route. Don't stand too close."
Best of Jack Reacher
Helen didn't understand all the precautions, until she learned the class taught manufacture of I.E.D.s, not I.U.D.s.
Best of Snarky One
As the Hive looked on the eerie pulsating Trill, Hillary told them that it had selected John Edwards to be its symbiont.
Best of metalgarth
We've harvested enough embryonic stem cells to cure Michael J. Fox but not nearly enough to give him any real talent
Best of Double the U
As they looked through the glowing glass they noticed a group of Muslim men wearing glasses staring back at them.
Best of racerboy
"By the way... why are we wearing bras on our heads?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...then we hit the uranium isotope with a neutron, thusly, and wallah!... What's that Madge?... Yes, glasses and shower caps are more than enough protection. Stop being such a worry-wort."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Surgery on ascended entities is such a pain in the ass.
Best of Silhouette
Extreeeeeeeme Scrapbooking!
Best of Submariner
Now that we've re-attached Mr. Bobbitt, a couple more stiches to seal up that last opening, and... we're done!
Best of Rebecca
"Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too."
Best of Rodney Dill
Joan of Arcwelders
Source: Shorpy the 100 Year Old Photo Blog
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The Women of Riddick
Don't laugh, someday stoves will be small enough to fit in every woman's kitchen.
She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!!!!! (Ok, actually it was with an arc-welder, but that doesn't sound quite as cool.)
They said I was mad at the University, mad! But once I've finished combining the riding vibrator with the riding lawn-mower, I'll have made men obsolete. I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
"That glow, ladies, is what remains of Katie Couric's career as it seeks an escape route. Don't stand too close."
Helen didn't understand all the precautions, until she learned the class taught manufacture of I.E.D.s, not I.U.D.s.
A group of Ron Paul supporters examine how to trash another on-line poll.
As the Hive looked on the eerie pulsating Trill, Hillary told them that it had selected John Edwards to be its symbiont.
"220, 221, whatever it takes."
At last we've harvested enough embryonic stem cells to cure Michael J. Fox but not nearly enough to give him any real talent
As they looked through the glowing glass they noticed a group of Muslim men wearing glasses staring back at them.
ORA: "By the way... why are we wearing bras on our heads?"
"...then we hit the uranium isotope with a neutron, thusly, and wallah!... What's that Madge?... Yes, glasses and shower caps are more than enough protection. Stop being such a worry-wort."
"We mix in equal parts of V the K, SOTG, Rodney Dill, Submariner, and the rest... and ladies, I give you the 'Anti-Dawn'!"
Surgery on ascended entities is such a pain in the ass.
"Our grandfather's name was Frahnkensteen..."
Extreeeeeeeme Scrapbooking!
Now that we've re-attached Mr. Bobbitt, a couple more stiches to seal up that last opening, and... we're done!
That's down-right riveting, Rosie...
Stan looked around in disgust; Enumclaw was NO Stepford...
Yes, it's true. The Park Ridge Womens Club, led by the young and ambitious Hillary Rodham, had indeed opened a time portal into the future, allowing them to be misled by the Iranian leader Amagonnajihad, who claimed to be the President of the World.
Here we see a sexual education program for young ladies from the 40s, showing how to use an early form of the condom.
"Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too."
"You don't even know what's in your own trunk! And you know what? I think you're afraid to find out!"
Joan of Arcwelds
doctor.. doctor.... doctor....doctor... doctor.. annnndddd docter...
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