Saturday, June 23, 2007

It's Alive!


1. "Yes, ladies. That's right. It's Marcellus Wallace's soul."

2. The Magic was black, ancient, and very dangerous. But the coven just had to save Hillary's candidacy.

3. Looks like Betty went a little bit overboard with the Mop 'n Glo!

4. "Death to Zionists! Allah Akhbar! Allah Akhbar!" Dialog from the first CSI-style spinoff, Desperate Housewives - Dearborn.

5. As their Peril-Sensitive sunglasses turned pitch black, the ladies suspicions about MSG in the tater salad were confirmed.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Women of Riddick

Best of Cybrludite
She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!!!!! (Ok, actually it was with an arc-welder, but that doesn't sound quite as cool.)

Best of Cybrludite
They said I was mad at the University, mad! But once I've finished combining the riding vibrator with the riding lawn-mower, I'll have made men obsolete. I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Best of Jack Reacher
"That glow, ladies, is what remains of Katie Couric's career as it seeks an escape route. Don't stand too close."

Best of Jack Reacher
Helen didn't understand all the precautions, until she learned the class taught manufacture of I.E.D.s, not I.U.D.s.

Best of Snarky One
As the Hive looked on the eerie pulsating Trill, Hillary told them that it had selected John Edwards to be its symbiont.

Best of metalgarth
We've harvested enough embryonic stem cells to cure Michael J. Fox but not nearly enough to give him any real talent

Best of Double the U
As they looked through the glowing glass they noticed a group of Muslim men wearing glasses staring back at them.

Best of racerboy
"By the way... why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"...then we hit the uranium isotope with a neutron, thusly, and wallah!... What's that Madge?... Yes, glasses and shower caps are more than enough protection. Stop being such a worry-wort."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Surgery on ascended entities is such a pain in the ass.

Best of Silhouette
Extreeeeeeeme Scrapbooking!

Best of Submariner
Now that we've re-attached Mr. Bobbitt, a couple more stiches to seal up that last opening, and... we're done!

Best of Rebecca
"Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too."

Best of Rodney Dill
Joan of Arcwelders

Source: Shorpy the 100 Year Old Photo Blog

27 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

The Women of Riddick

Double the U said...

Don't laugh, someday stoves will be small enough to fit in every woman's kitchen.

Cybrludite said...
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Cybrludite said...

She blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!!!!! (Ok, actually it was with an arc-welder, but that doesn't sound quite as cool.)

Cybrludite said...

They said I was mad at the University, mad! But once I've finished combining the riding vibrator with the riding lawn-mower, I'll have made men obsolete. I'll show them! I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!! BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jack Reacher said...

"That glow, ladies, is what remains of Katie Couric's career as it seeks an escape route. Don't stand too close."

Jack Reacher said...

Helen didn't understand all the precautions, until she learned the class taught manufacture of I.E.D.s, not I.U.D.s.

Double the U said...

A group of Ron Paul supporters examine how to trash another on-line poll.

Snarky One said...

As the Hive looked on the eerie pulsating Trill, Hillary told them that it had selected John Edwards to be its symbiont.

Rodney Dill said...

"220, 221, whatever it takes."

metalgarth said...

At last we've harvested enough embryonic stem cells to cure Michael J. Fox but not nearly enough to give him any real talent

Double the U said...

As they looked through the glowing glass they noticed a group of Muslim men wearing glasses staring back at them.

racerboy said...

ORA: "By the way... why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"...then we hit the uranium isotope with a neutron, thusly, and wallah!... What's that Madge?... Yes, glasses and shower caps are more than enough protection. Stop being such a worry-wort."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We mix in equal parts of V the K, SOTG, Rodney Dill, Submariner, and the rest... and ladies, I give you the 'Anti-Dawn'!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Surgery on ascended entities is such a pain in the ass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Our grandfather's name was Frahnkensteen..."

Silhouette said...

Extreeeeeeeme Scrapbooking!

Submariner said...

Now that we've re-attached Mr. Bobbitt, a couple more stiches to seal up that last opening, and... we're done!

Submariner said...

That's down-right riveting, Rosie...

Submariner said...

Stan looked around in disgust; Enumclaw was NO Stepford...

sonicfrog said...

Yes, it's true. The Park Ridge Womens Club, led by the young and ambitious Hillary Rodham, had indeed opened a time portal into the future, allowing them to be misled by the Iranian leader Amagonnajihad, who claimed to be the President of the World.

Rebecca said...

Here we see a sexual education program for young ladies from the 40s, showing how to use an early form of the condom.

Rebecca said...

"Ever been to Utah? Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year. They ought to have them, too."

Rebecca said...

"You don't even know what's in your own trunk! And you know what? I think you're afraid to find out!"

Rodney Dill said...

Joan of Arcwelds

captainobvious said...

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