Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Into the Mud, Scum Queens


1. The competition to replace Rosio on The View quickly got ugly.

2. "I said use one square of toilet paper, bitch!"

3. The fight was over twenty minutes ago, now they're just on vacation.

4. Re-enactment of the Laura Ingalls-Nelly Olson mud fight is the highlight of the annual Little House on the Prairie Con.

5. Seldom does one encounter such petite women in the Mosh Pit at Lilith Fair

Best of Double the U
The fights to see who would be "Thursday babe" got really nasty, but VtheK enjoyed them very much, in fact he insisted on them.

Best of Submariner
Girls, girls - please!
They's plenny enough Bobby Boucher to go aroun'...

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
OK! You can both have a facial...

Best of Zeke
These aren't two angry lesbians, these are two angry scots fighting over whose grandmother has the better haggis recipe.

Best of jeff
"Lost!"
"Jerico!"
"Lost!"
"Jerico!"
"Lost!"
"Jerico!"

Best of Jack Reacher
La Raza members practice infiltration skills at the 9th Annual Bust The Borders Festival.

Best of captainobvious
"Im the biggest ex girlfriend fan of Fred Thompson.."..."no I am"

Best of lawhawk
I'll ref this fight, since I was at the historic mudbabes wrestling contest of 1994 (aka Woodstock 94) and know exactly what to look for. e.g. They're still wearing their clothes. Five point deduction on style.

Best of Occasional Reader
"Pitt the Elder!"
"Lord Palmerston!"
"PITT THE ELDER!"
"LORD PALMERSTON!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Open registration at LGF always led to a mad scramble.

Best of curly
“John Edwards paid $400 for the same treatment yesterday, but we called it a ‘Dead Sea mud soak with Canadian glacial clay, a touch of honey, jojoba oil, glycerine and collagen’.”

Best of Submariner
The physical challenges for first chair clarinet were really something at Interlocken band camp.

Sondra to the K, to the K Is P

29 comments:

Double the U said...

The fights to see who would be "Thursday babe" got really nasty, but VtheK enjoyed them very much, in fact he insisted on them.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

"I'M Subby's prom date - YOU'RE going with SOTG!"
"uh-uh - I'M going with Subby and YOU'RE going with SOTG!"

Submariner said...

Evidently, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty BOTH want what Fiona has...

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Girls, girls - please!
They's plenny enough Bobby Boucher to go aroun'...

WhoopsieDaisey said...

OK! You can both have a facial...

Zeke said...

These aren't two angry lesbians, these are two angry scots fighting over whose grandmother has the better haggis recipe.

metalgarth said...

"Two Women Enter, One Woman Leaves... needing to take a trip to the laundromat"

jeff said...

Being part of the staff at the local renaissance fair had fringe benefits - like the "after hours" entertainment.

"Lost!"
"Jerico!"
"Lost!"
"Jerico!"
"Lost!"
"Jerico!"

Jack Reacher said...

Clinton campagin staffers engage in a team-building exercise, which was followed by picnic with foot-long hot dogs. The senator abstained.

Jack Reacher said...

La Raza members practice infiltration skills at the 9th Annual Bust The Borders Festival.

captainobvious said...

"Im the biggest ex girlfriend fan of Fred Thompson.."..."no I am"

lawhawk said...

I'll ref this fight, since I was at the historic mudbabes wrestling contest of 1994 (aka Woodstock 94) and know exactly what to look for.

These two are missing one thing. Actually, they're still wearing their clothes. Five point deduction on style.

What really happened between Nicole and Paris.

Van Helsing said...

Political dialogue, Democrat style.

Submariner said...

Preparations for a ride in the Kennedy Buick could sometimes get a little "spirited"...

Submariner said...

The mud was bad enough, but Glynnis' opponent had beans and broccoli the night before...

Occasional Reader said...

"Pitt the Elder!"

"Lord Palmerston!"

"PITT THE ELDER!"

"LORD PALMERSTON!"

Jack Reacher said...

Open registration at LGF always led to a mad scramble.

Jay Guevara said...

The DNC debates its platform for the 2008 election.

curly said...

"Pssst. Hey Kid! You wanna buy some dirty pictures?"

curly said...

“Baby, your queefs are awesome.”

Jack Reacher said...

Giggity, giggity!!! All riiiiiight!

curly said...

From the cutting floor of Michael Moore’s movie ‘Sicko’: HMO sponsored Lamaze classes are held in less-than-clean facilites.

curly said...

“You’re obviously new here. My name is Dawn, and I’m the 67th of 72 virgins assigned to that dirty no good bastard Achmed.”

curly said...

“John Edwards paid $400 for the same treatment yesterday, but we called it a ‘Dead Sea mud soak with Canadian glacial clay, a touch of honey, jojoba oil, glycerine and collagen’.”

Submariner said...

Rebecca assists Miss M in donning that divine mud suit.

Submariner said...

The physical challenges for first chair clarinet were really something at Interlocken band camp.

Submariner said...

The US did it.
Israel did it.
The US did it, slut!
Israel did it, bi-yotch!

"Truthers" take the conspiracy participants FAR too seriously...