1. sonicfrog was jazzed. "Where can I get a pair of kickin' boardies like that?"2. Upon seeing the men of Cap This!, prom dates often get too excited and have to be cooled off.
3. "There. This should make 'em grow."
4. i'm ur tattood dood spillin ice water on ur boobies.
5. By renting herself out to biker gangs, Vivienne was finally able to erase the trauma of being raised by Rosie O'Donnell.
6. "Trust me, camouflaging your heat signature is the only way to get you past the infrared sensors at the border, senorita."
7. You know you're OCD when you insist on having your breasts cooled to precisely 94.8 degrees... not that there's anything wrong with that.
8. Mythbusters attacks the urban legend about silicon implants and hypothermia... which I'm pretty sure they made up.
9. "Hold on, there's still a little bit of mud left on your aureola."
10. Witch-testing has come a long way since the seventeenth century.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Let's go to Kevin in the field, with a special report on bathing suit shrinkage. You can stop pouring now, Kevin. Kevin? Kevin?"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Welcome to Subby's Cryogenic Center."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
...shaven and stirred.
Best of divine miss m
Later, when Andrew Sullivan was asked if anything crossed his mind during his photo shoot with the model, Sullivan replied, "I kept reminding myself to stop for radicchio on the way home, and was wondering whether I should exfoliate more often during the summer."
Best of Rebecca
The congregants questioned the new rabbi's mikvah rituals.
Best of Submariner
While I'm not crazy about many changes that progressive churches make, I sure enjoy the baptism mods...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Dude! You're gonna void the warranty on my Fembot!"
Best of curly
"My boobs are thirsty."
Note: Just for fun, watch "Enterprise" (Mondays on the sci-fi channel) and mentally substitute "my boobs" any time Jolene Blalock speaks in the first person - V the K.
Best of curly
"It’s water from the tigers' swimming pool. People will look at your boobs and say ‘They’re GREAT!’."
Best of curly
"Now that we rinsed off the mud, it's on to the hotdog eating contest."
Best of curly
The CIA’s new PC waterboarding techniques seldom led to useful information.
Submariner's "Fixed it For Ya"
The CIA’s new PC waterboarding techniques seldom led to useful information... But only until they threatened to stop...
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Why is it that its hard to type with a thick tongue?
v-word; makuuh
Senator Kkklinton prefers her interns "chilled, not frigid..."
Let's see about this survey;
Favorite animal? Wild Weasel check!
"Let's go to Kevin in the field, with a special report on bathing suit shrinkage. You can stop pouring now, Kevin. Kevin? Kevin?"
"Welcome to Subby's Cryogenic Center."
So that's what happens when you yell "fire" in a crowded movie house...
A personal "thank you" to V the K for making Thursdays MUCH more enjoyable! :)
I don't get what she's trying to say... What exactly is:
W
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anyway?
I like my marTinas shaken AND stirred.
...or shaven and stirred.
Later, when Andrew Sullivan was asked if anything crossed his mind during his photo shoot with the model, Sullivan replied, "I kept reminding myself to stop for radicchio on the way home, and was wondering whether I should exfoliate more often during the summer."
Iced T's
Biden is stooping pretty low to attract donors to his fundraisers these days.
The congregants questioned the new rabbi's mikvah rituals.
While I'm not crazy about many changes that progressive churches make, I sure enjoy the baptism mods...
SOTG's answer to global warming.
"Dude! You're gonna void the warranty on my Fembot!"
I always thought I was one of those folks that couldn't be hypnotized.
Next V the K upgrade suggestion?...
Caption This Video!
"We've got to cool you down or you'll melt Hillary when you get close to her."
or
"It's an anti-Hillary defense - one touch and she melts."
"Oooh, that tickles!"
Shannon didn't realize that you couldn't increase the size of saline implants that way...
“My boobs are thirsty.”
“Out of the mud pits, Tanya. V the K wants some clean caps today.”
“It’s water from the tigers' swimming pool. People will look at your boobs and say ‘They’re GREAT!’.”
Curly said...
“It’s water from the tigers' swimming pool. People will look at your boobs and say ‘They’re GREAT!’.”
Just wanted you to know it worked...
H2hO
"Now that we rinsed off the mud, it's on to the hotdog eating contest."
Meanwhile, back at Hilldog's bootcamp for interns, candidates are judged on creative ways to combat global warming.
So long pearl necklace.
The CIA’s new PC waterboarding techniques seldom led to useful information.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylian:
"Givin' a cold one to me mate."
And to think that Ahmadinnerjacket would rather put heavy, coarse, black cloth over this than a pitcher of ice water?
She must be doin' a movie review - two thumbs up!
(...has long thumbs, doesn't she?)
Julie points to where her ovaries ended up...
Curly said...
The CIA’s new PC waterboarding techniques seldom led to useful information.
But only until they threatened to stop...
"The sun did it?" uhhhhh, I'M a son...
pouring on water wont make her taller. besides she looks to be about the right height.
we like to call this game, is the turkey done yet.
Okay, which one of you hooligans washed off my mud suit?!
Rosie O. wished this is what was meant by "shrinkage".
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