Monday, June 18, 2007

He's Dead Jim

I'm outta town for a few days. Enjoy the free-for-all.

Best of the doyle
DeForrest Kelly always hated it when George Takei snuck up behind him.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Mr. Sulu, that had better be your phaser."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Kobe! Mr Sulu! I'm open!"

Best of Submariner
McCoy was shocked that Uhura gave up her communicator for a second career as a smelly pirate hooker...

Best of Kevin Walker
A Dale Jr fan's reaction to his driver switching to Hendrick.

Best of Kevin Walker
The Ensign walked in the shower while Amadinnerjacket and Noreiga were getting freaky with it.

Best of metalgarth
Hilary Rodham Clinton's head is running for congress again?????

Best of racerboy
Standard Cap #58: In what starsystem will you be when your laxative kicks in?

Best of Whacko
"Dang! Food from the planet Zoron always makes me constipated, and the tricorder is in my other blue sweat suit!"

Best of Jonathan
"Who...does...Number 2...WORK FOR???"

Best of jeff
The moment Bones discovers that Vulcan homosexual mating rituals were even weirder than imagined.

Best of Submariner
Ohmagawd! I AM a bricklayer!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!"

Best of Kevin Walker
The Ensign looked in his closet and realized all he had left that was clean was a red shirt.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Uhura: "Captain, the other ship is hailing us... It's the USS Hatfield."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Captain: "Doctor, I know we gave you the nickname, but you don't have to show us on the poor tribble..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
You'd think the Dr. would know best of all that dipping your wick into various species on various planets may result in extreme pain during urination.

Best of curly
Transported back in time to Iran, Bones discovers he’s relegated to performing clitorectomies and amputations.

Best of curly
Bones sobers up and discovers that it was Sulu and not Uruha that he was making out with last night.

Source: Buzz-dot-MN

40 comments:

Targetpractice said...

Even Bones is shocked by what passes for "Star Trek" these days.

the doyle said...

DeForrest Kelly always hated it when George Takei snuck up behind him.

Jack Reacher said...

"Mr. Sulu, that had better be your phaser."

Jack Reacher said...

"Kobe! I'm open!"

Submariner said...

McCoy was shocked that Uhura gave up her communicator for a second career as a smelly pirate hooker...

Submariner said...

McCoy: "Anyone seen Sulu?"
Spock: "He's experimenting with a new 'holo deck' technology, Doctor. He said he was going to be running a Sully Program and wished not to be interupted."

Submariner said...

Standard Cap # 21:
Braaaaaiiiinnnnnnnns!

Submariner said...

Standard Cap # 8:
Khaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn!

(er, sorry about that. That was Bill's line, right? My bad...)

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Kevin Walker said...

Looks someone has been playing around with Sullivan's "personal" device.

"Told you not to look directly into Senator Clinton's eyes."

A Dale Jr fan's reaction to his driver switching to Hendrick.

The Ensign was surprised at the size of Hillary's.

The Ensign was caught off guard when the black license plate fell off of Harry's ass.

This pic has so much homoerotic potential to it LOL

Kevin Walker said...

The Ensign realized that wasn't the alien's probe that was insert into him.

The Ensign walked in the shower while Amadinnerjacket and Noreiga were getting freaky with it.

metalgarth said...

Hilary Rodham Clinton's head is running for congress again?????

racerboy said...

Standard Cap #58: In what starsystem will you be when your laxative kicks in?

racerboy said...

Soylent Green is made from... awww, dammit, wrong movie again, right?

Whacko said...

"Dang! Food from the planet Zoron always makes me constipated, and the tricorder is in my other blue sweat suit!"

Jonathan said...

"Who...does...Number 2...WORK FOR???"

jeff said...

The moment Bones discovers that Vulcan homosexual mating rituals were even weirder than imagined.

Submariner said...

I coulda had a G-8!

Submariner said...

Ohmagawd! I AM a bricklayer!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"THERE... ARE... FOUR... LIGHTS!"

Kevin Walker said...

The Ensign was unprepared for his first Altoids and cried like George Voinovitch.

The Ensign looked in his closet and realized all he had left that was clean was a red shirt.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Uhura: "Captain, the other ship is hailing us... It's the USS Hatfield."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Captain: "Doctor, I know we gave you the nickname, but you don't have to show us on the poor tribble..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Spock should have known better than to transfer his consciousness into a meth user.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Medical rule #47: When checking the pulse of Eel-ioid, GROUND YOURSELF first.

Son Of The Godfather said...

You'd think the Dr. would know best of all that dipping your wick into various species on various planets may result in extreme pain during urination.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Bones, your ancestry trace just came back... Seems you're related to some guy named "Kevorkian"...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Captain: "Listen up everbody... we're running out of crewmen... Bones, I need you to change into a red shirt and beam down to that hostile planet of unknown inhabitants..."

curly said...

“Sorry Bones. You’ve been replaced by an illegal space alien from the Irulian Sector."

curly said...

Transported back in time to Iran, Bones discovers he’s relegated to performing clitorectomies and amputations.

curly said...

“My God, Jim! Don’t the Americans of 2008 realize what they’ve done by electing Hilldog as their President?”

curly said...

Bones sobers up and discovers that it was Sulu and not Uruha that he was making out with last night.

Anonymous said...

An anal probe is a big, metal, hoobajub they stick up yo' butt.

Snarky One said...

Dr. McCoy in shock after he realized that the giant phallus was a cleverly disguised probe.

Submariner said...

My gawd! Look at the size of that, er, um, TREE!

Rebecca said...

"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a captioner!!"

curly said...

Bones never much took to his new name, Boner, after Kirk left and was replaced with Captain Sully.