Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Hags for Hilldog


1. "And I support the one and only one candidate can take me up to the elbow..." Miss King has evidently not met Mr. Edwards.

2. "And when the little Dutch boy wouldn't take his finger out of me, I punched him right in the 'nads."

3. "By the power of Greyskull...!"

4. "As God is my witness, I shall never pass up an all-you-can-eat buffet again!"

5. "I am woman, hear me roar/In poundage too big to ignore..."

Best of the doyle
The last time I had some good young 'tang, talk show hosts used to go like this: woop woop woop.

Best of metalgarth
"I'm a little teapot".... Wait a second, she ain't a little anything.

Best of The Man
You know, it's really nice to see Elton John is touring again.

Best of The Man
Are you ready to rock Lilith Fair 2007?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Khaaaaaaaaan!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Vendor: "Who ordered the four meat-hater's pizzas?"
King: "Yo!!!"

Best of Jack Reacher
...and she squawked, and squawked, but her falcon never returned.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Can you say hi, Jennifer lopez?"
"Si"
"Do you want to eat something?"
"Taco taco... Where is my Ben?"

Best of Whacko
"Lesbians of the world unite! We have nothing to fear except, of course, that giant Chinese dick."

Best of Submariner
Witness the glory of my "Strawberry Shortcake" bandaids!

Best of Cybrludite
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Best of Targetpractice
Man, Kerry Weaver's really let herself go.

Best of Double the U
"And all the party girls go 'wooo-wooo'"

From: Free Republic, via Sondra K, who asks, "What’s the word for “kankles” only it’s the wrist and forearm?" (A. "Wrankles")

35 comments:

the doyle said...

The last time I had some good young 'tang, talk show hosts used to go like this: woop woop woop.

metalgarth said...

standard caption #1 "I'm a little teapot".... Wait a second, she ain't a little anything.

The Man said...

You know, it's really nice to see Elton John is touring again.

The Man said...

Are you ready to rock Lilith Fair 2007?

Jonathan said...

"Dyke power!"

Jonathan said...

"Sorry, Ms. King, but Kobe says he doesn't care HOW open you are."

Jay Guevara said...

"Vagitarians for Hillary!"

jeff said...

"Heil Gloria! Heil Gloria!"

"Hey Cindy - truth to power, sistah!"

Jack Reacher said...

In an attempt to be edgy, Miss King unveiled her "Nude sock puppet show," but critics were underwhelmed.

Jack Reacher said...

Another old standard:
"Khaaaaaaaaan!"

Jack Reacher said...

Vendor: "Who ordered the four meat-hater's pizzas?"
King: "Yo!!!"

CJ said...

"Who loves the new Cap This! banner? Raise your hands!"

Jack Reacher said...

...and she squawked, and squawked, but her falcon never returned.

Son Of The Godfather said...

South Park ORA:
"Can you say hi, Jennifer lopez?"
"Si"
"Do you want to eat something?"
"Taco taco... Where is my Ben?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Pearl necklace?... I have my doubts.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I would think she'd actually be for bush...

Whacko said...

"Lesbians of the world unite! We have nothing to fear except, of course, that giant dick."

Submariner said...

Witness the glory of my "Strawberry Shortcake" bandaids!

Submariner said...

Vegan cupcakes? A COUPLE DOZEN OVER HERE!

Submariner said...

Yoo-hoo, Ellen sweetie...

Cybrludite said...

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

Cybrludite said...

When Nyarlathotep's mask begain to slip, his arm began to turn back into a sucker-mouthed tenticle.

Targetpractice said...

Man, Kerry Weaver's really let herself go.

Double the U said...

"And all the party girls go 'wooo-wooo'"

Submariner said...

Rosie; Get jiggy with THIS!

Submariner said...

Standard Cap # 48:

Whoa; al'Gore has REALLY let himself go!

The Man said...

What’s the word for “kankles” only it’s the wrist and forearm?"

Wrankles. Wrist kankles.

Rebecca said...

Bllie Jean is not my lover ...

... and thank G-d for that!

Rebecca said...

Billie Jean roots on the Dykes on Bikes(tm) softball team to victory!

Rebecca said...

Man, Renee Richards has really let herself go ...

Rebecca said...

Honey, a little lipstick on the hand does NOT constitute a Saturday night date.

Submariner said...

So I raised my arm like this and says to her, "You can dance nearly naked around THIS mast..."


v vord - xfotg - ex f*** of the godfather? Sorry bro...

Submariner said...

Billie Jean carefully keeps her right wrankle hidden so that Hillary can't see the betrayal of the "My Little Pony" bracelet...

sonicfrog said...

John Denver Rocks!!!

Submariner said...

While addressing a Code Pink rally, Billie Jean flashes back to Woodstock:
"Gimme an F!"