Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Freakin' Freaktastic


1. "Hey, little dumplin', Nice shirt. What say you jump on the back of Aunt Butch's Harley and ride with me to Sturgis?"

2. On a very special Wonder Years, Winnie gets picked up by Anne Heche.

3. The waitresses from 'Boobs' were clearly outmatched by the Hooter's girls in both attractiveness and literacy.

4. "Look at these shirts. Hillary has just got to fire her spell-checker."

5. Eventually, Lois Lane dumped Superman and found true love with one of Melissa Etheridge's roadies.

Best of metalgarth
standard caption #25, variant 9B, "So, Winnie, you ever seen a grown woman naked?"

Best of Dickey Swollenz
Check it out... we got girl on girl action coming right up. Notice I didn't say "hot girl on girl action".

Best of jeff
"Yep, Bob picked you to spay on stage during the last show!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Winnie's mistaken impression that Hilda was a travel agent was understandable, in that she offered to take Winnie "around the world for free."

Best of curly
"Believe me, no one here uses more than one square of toilet paper."

Best of curly
"Your tailgate parties are great, but where's the herion?"

Best of metalgarth
The women at "Bob's" are clearly "not for decoration".

Best of The Man
Bob wants all you anti-polygamy bigots to leave him and his wives alone. What a man and a woman, another woman, a confused Guatemalan boy, and Andrew Sullivan do in their own home is none of your business.

Best of 2spothipshot
"Bill and Hil, the College Years"
By Dick Morris

Best of Double the U
Price is Right contestant Betty is consoled by a friend after on she ran up on stage and on his last day Bob Barker screamed out, "Oh dear God I am sick of this, you are not kissing me."

Best of Submariner
It's called "bobbing for pie." Wanna play?

Best of Rebecca
Blondie: "I used to be a fullback for the 49ers, darlin', till I found my true self! Now I play "wide receiver" for the San Fran 69ers, if you know what I mean."
Little Winnie: "I need an adult!"

Source: Excite News

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

standard caption#25

So, Winnie, you ever seen a grown woman naked?

metalgarth said...

Trust me little girl, only I can get you on V the K's Caption This! next Thursday

metalgarth said...

Last minute add...

Change the "n" to "m" and the verification word says it all "fuhqcne"

Dickey Swollenz said...

my favorite dinosaur is the Lictalottapus, what's yours little girl?

Dickey Swollenz said...

Check it out... we got girl on girl action coming right up. Notice I didn't say "hot girl on girl action".

jeff said...

"Yep, Bob picked you to spay on stage during the last show!"

"Please quit jamming your hand down the back of my pants - it's stretching my shirt!"

"Whale Tail Wedgie!"

Whacko said...

"Look, Blondie, that's inappropriate touching and if you don't quit, I'm telling Bob!"

Jack Reacher said...

Winnie's mistaken impression that Hilda was a travel agent was understandable, in that she offered to take Winnie "around the world for free."

curly said...

"Believe me, no one here uses more than one square of toilet paper."

curly said...

"Your tailgate parties are great, but where's the herion?"

metalgarth said...

The women at "Bob's" are clearly "not for decoration".

curly said...

"This piece of sidewalk's our new home, sweetie. Let me carry you over the thresh hold."

The Man said...

Bob wants all you anti-polygamy bigots to leave him and his wives alone. What a man and a woman, another woman, a confused Guatemalan boy, and Andrew Sullivan do in their own home is none of your business.

2spothipshot said...

"Bill and Hil, the College Years"
By Dick Morris

Rodney Dill said...

"Sure hope Bruce doesn't notice the type-o"

Rodney Dill said...

Blonde: "Well honey, my name is Sunshine, and there's no place I don't ever shine."

Double the U said...

Price is Right contestant Betty is consoled by a friend after on she ran up on stage and on his last day Bob Barker screamed out, "Oh dear God I am sick of this, you are not kissing me."

Double the U said...

One is from Berkeley, the other from Oakland, be glad both are wearing any clothes.

Submariner said...

We call it "bobbing for pie." Wanna play a game?

Brian_in_MA said...

Phew, at first I thought the two butch's were from Breasts not Bombs, not Bob's.

Verification Word: pjoey

Submariner said...

So, Moon Unit; you haven't been initiated in erotic sweat sock usage yet?

Submariner said...

You'll be SOTG's "prom date." Rodney's Dill is MINE!

Submariner said...

Sorry, Meadow Muffin, but you can't be a pirate until you're 16...

Submariner said...

Then you bend over, grab your ankles and yell; "Over here, Kobe - I'm OPEN!

curly said...

"Ready to put on the invisible raincoat?"

Rebecca said...

Blondie: "I used to be a fullback for the San Fransisco 49ers, darlin', till I found my true self! Now I play wide receiver for the San Fran 69ers, if you know what I mean."

Little Winnie: "Sh-sh-sh-sure!"

curly said...

"I thought that you lived with the butches, not in the bushes."