Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Exhibitionists in the Mist


1. "It worked! We finally embarrassed our kids into suicide."

2. Black socks and white underwear? What's wrong with these people?

3. Please, Dear God, if they put clothes back on, will you bring back the sun?

4. It appears his raincoat is not ripped for her pleasure... or anyone's for that matter.

5. The next day, an emergency meeting of the Seattle City-Council mandated burqas for males and females.

Best of Snarky One
Plastic burkhas with umbrellas. Are they mad?

Best of ColoradoPatriot
"Honey, I feel like a total dork with this yellow umbrella. Switch with me, will ya?"

Best of Snarky One
Word verification: ecpsxvkr
Would that be 'Escaped Sex Worker?'

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Berkeley Wife-Swapping Club proudly presents: Swingin' In The Rain.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
I always wondered what happened to Mary Poppins... Good to see her and Joey Buttafucco found happiness.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Rule #1: During your safari to the past, do NOT step off the designated path. The slightest transgression of this rule may have devastating results in the present.

Best of Submariner
George W. Bush took one look, kneeled, and relinquished his G-8 Gross Out trophy without comment.

Best of Submariner
Why, Yes, we ARE on our way to the Ricky Martin concert! How did you know?

Best of sonicfrog
I think the wrong one's wearing the bra.

Best of curly
Ron Paul supporters were out in masse – both of them.

Best of curly
"I can't believe our daughter ran away from home with nothing but the BOBS t-shirt on her back."

Best of Silhouette
Failed ad campaign #274.
Ginkgo Biloba: Have you forgotten anything lately?

Best of sonicfrog
Well, the sequel to "Blade Runner" went in a totaly unexpected direction...

Best of Submariner
San Fran droogs.

Best of Submariner
Trillian, is this going to happen every time we use the Infinite Improbability drive?

Best of Jack Reacher
Federal Records Repository rules now require special clothing in order to examine classified documents. These garments became known as Sandy Berger Coats.

Best of Steve-O
How nature says, "Do not touch."

Totally ripped off from: Subby

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k225/ECMarm/RockinDinnerJacket.gif
You guys would have fun with this one.

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Yes, Dear. Now with these "Invisible Suits", we can go anywhere we please with impunity!"

Snarky One said...

Plastic burkhas with umbrellas. Are they mad?

ColoradoPatriot said...

"Honey, I feel ridiculous with this silly yellow umbrella. I look like a total dork. Switch with me, will ya?"

Turnout was light for the Move-On From Sanity March. Organizers, of course, chalked it up to the rain.

Snarky One said...

"We practice safe strolling."

Word verification:
ecpsxvkr
Would that be 'Escaped Sex Worker?'

Son Of The Godfather said...

Can't we all just leave Mr. and Mrs.Hilton alone?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Berkeley Wife-Swapping Club proudly presents: Swingin' In The Rain.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Did a zoom on the lady... Yup, still not Thursday.

Son Of The Godfather said...

What's in your wallet?...
Where is your wallet?...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Tag on collar:
"May not be appropriate for skid-mark days."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Damnit, Feinstein's found another way to thwart the concealed firearm laws...

Son Of The Godfather said...

I always wondered what happened to Mary Poppins... Good to see her and Buttafucco found happiness.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rule #1:
During your safari to the past, do NOT step off the designated path. The slightest transgression of this rule may have devastating results in the present.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Nothing spoils the fresh smell of new-fallen rain quite like the whiff of one's own gas escaping through a neck-hole.

Son Of The Godfather said...

They've already combined human and sheep DNA... It was only a matter of time before they tried it with a jellyfish.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Self-edited due to "gross factor":

XX XXXX XX XXXXXX XXXXX XX XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XX XXXXXXX XXX tampon string.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Guys, seriously, there are other ways to show you're dissatisfaction with the Soprano's finale.

Submariner said...

I am so humbled that one o' my suggested pics inspired a freakin' 12 CAP ROLL from SOTG - and not even on a Thursday!

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
Hugo Chavez continues his take over of all media today, mandating new attire at the broadcast studios to ensure no anti-Hugo propaganda smuggling occurs.
Developing...

Submariner said...

Methinks he was a little high on the point of insertion when he followed Inflated Scrotum Guy's "how to" book... I'm just sayin'

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

George W. Bush took one look, kneeled, and relinquished his G-8 Gross Out trophy without comment.

Submariner said...

Why, Yes, we ARE on our way to the Ricky Martin concert! How did you know?

sonicfrog said...

So when they get these dry cleaned, do they come back wrapped in suits?

sonicfrog said...

I think the wrong one's wearing the bra.

sonicfrog said...

Why is it always the ugly ones...?

curly said...

Getting through airport security was getting progressively more stringent.

curly said...

"We're ready for our drive with Ted Kennedy."

curly said...

Ron Paul supporters were out in masse – both of them.

curly said...

"I can't believe our daughter ran away from home with nothing but the BOBS t-shirt on her back."

Silhouette said...

Failed ad campaign #274.

Ginkgo Biloba: Have you forgotten anything lately?

curly said...

Handholding techniques, the extremely safe sex method.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Diana Prince got many ideas from her parents; here we see the inspiration for her plane...

curly said...

"It does feel somewhat liberating, dear, but I feel so naked without my EDWARDS IN '08 lapel pin."

curly said...

"We borrowed these raincoats from the Emporer That Had No Clothes."

sonicfrog said...

... another couple on their way to the Creationist Museum....

sonicfrog said...

If this doesn't cure the Reverend Ted Haggard's heterosexuality, then nothing will!!!

sonicfrog said...

Well, the sequel to "Blade Runner" went in a totaly unexpected direction...

Submariner said...

San Fran droogs, circa 2007.

Submariner said...

Trillian, is this going to happen every time we use the Infinite Improbability drive?

Submariner said...

San Francisco Chronicle review:
The Market Street community theatre company really didn't quite seem to grasp the concept behind "Rain Man."

Jack Reacher said...

Federal Records Repository rules now require special clothing in order to examine classified documents. These garments became known as Sandy Berger Coats.

Anonymous said...

"What? Oh, we found that clear plastic and umbrellas are actually more effective than tinfoil hats."

Anonymous said...

How nature says, "Do not touch."

Steve O