Monday, June 25, 2007

Caught in the Act


1. The lack of a bulge in Mike Brown's pants was shocking to everyone.

2. Wilfred Brimley was indifferent to the plight of Mini-Me hopelessly caught in Al Roker's butt-cheeks, but the animated head of Big Boy was very concerned.

3. After taking some 'headache pills' from Dennis Rodman, Cavaliers coach Mike Brown spent the entire game singing "I'm a Little Teapot."

4. Why don't they just kiss and get it over with?

5. Oh, sure, Janet Jackson gets fined $500,000 for a wardrobe malfunction, but Mike Brown mimes a blow-job on the sidelines and gets away scot-free.

Best o' Rebecca
Hmmm, hand on cocked hip, a limp wrist, yellow shirt, suggestive facial expression. 2 snaps up!!

Best o' Dawn
Rather small for a brother, but the French tickler is a nice touch...

Best o' Submariner
Dude! You can afford more than that "blue light special" now - you're an NBA COACH for Gaia's sake!

Best o' Jonathan
"'scuse me while I whip this out."

Best o' captainobvious
"come on Tony Parker is this tall, how can he be tearing yall up like that"

Source: SI

:-P Submariner

16 comments:

Rebecca said...

"C'mon LeBron, he was open ..."

Rebecca said...

Hmmm, hand on cocked hip, a limp wrist, yellow shirt, suggestive facial expression. 2 snaps up!!

Submariner said...

Whoa; Damon Wayans has really let himself go!

Dawn said...

Rather small for a brother, but the French tickler is a nice touch...

Submariner said...

Nothing but net... ok, make that "air."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Kobe, your fly is open."

Silhouette said...

"Pardon me, are those Bugle Boys your wearing?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Dude! You can afford more than that "blue light special" now - you're an NBA COACH for Gaia's sake!

Submariner said...

You ask how I can afford a team like this? Because I'm Mad Mike and I'm INSAAAAAAAAANE!

Submariner said...

LBJ? You - Me - Avalon Manor after the butt-whooping?

Jonathan said...

"'scuse me while I whip this out."

captainobvious said...

"come on Tony Parker is this tall, how can he be tearing yall up like that"

captainobvious said...

"I swear that glowing orb was right here"

Anonymous said...

Shocking, yes. But with the help of surgery Mike Brown can now count to 15 on his fingers alone...

Steve O

Submariner said...

Cartoon's thought bubble; "...dude's got nothin' in his trousers and the broad in the second tier is squeezin' a foot-long 'dog,' hmmmmmmm?"