Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Hello Mullah, Hello Fatah, Here I am at, Camp Obama


1. "Dude, you screwed up. Camp Edwards was supposed to have the rainbow lettering."

2. "Yes, this used to be the Obama Madrassa. We had to change the name for, um, security reasons."

3. "No, it's not true that a bunch of white cracker teenagers were killed on this very spot by a chainsaw-wielding maniac in a hockey mask. Next question."

4. Karaoke night at Camp Obama presents "Stop! In the Name of Love!"

5. "Get the white boy!"

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Good...Now put the two big vats of Kool-Aid over there next to the guys with the assault rifles..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The head of the Tri-Lams: "Let the nerds speak!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Man, Wayne Brady's put on a few.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Yes, the young, unshaven man in the third row.... Oh, sorry Dawn..."

Best of prince of leaves
Camp Obama was all fun and games until Amy hypnotized Calvin in a team-building exercise and convinced him he was Idi Amin going out for dinner.

Best of Rodney Dill
Its good to see Barry Sanders found gainful employment after the NFL.

Best of Double the U
YOU! I hope you brought enough gum to share with everybody!

Best of Jonathan
"Seriously, Mr. Camp Counselor, sir...stop with the Body Snatchers shriek already!"

Best of Jonathan
"Which one of you Ritalin-laced yuppie suburbanite spawn wants to pull my finger?"

Best of Rodney Dill
"The first Sign said "Welcomme to Cammp Obamma," but we fired that mother."

K is P, Again

19 comments:

Capt. Queeg said...

"Good...Now put the two big vats of Kool-Aid over there next to the guys with the assault rifles..."

curly said...

“When you anagram CAMP OBAMA, you come up with A MAMBO CAP, so let’s plug Harry Belafonte in this caption.”

curly said...

“No exploding vests allowed. You’re looking for Camp Osama next door.”

curly said...

“Repeat after me: Obama is clean and articulate. Let’s spell it then say it again: A-R-T-I-C-U-L-A-T-E. Articulate!”

Son Of The Godfather said...

Wonder why the focus group chose "Camp Obama" over "Obama-nation"?

Son Of The Godfather said...

The head of the Tri-Lams: "Let the nerds speak!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Man, Wayne Brady's put on a few since Whose Line Is It Anyway?...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Yes, the young, unshaven man in the third row.... Oh, sorry Dawn..."

prince of leaves said...

"Brrraaaaaaaaaawwwwwkkkk!!!" One of Obama's pod-people reacts to a Hillary spy in the crowd.

prince of leaves said...

Camp Obama was all fun and games until Amy hypnotized Calvin in a team-building exercise and convinced him he was Idi Amin going out for dinner.

Rodney Dill said...

Its good to see Barry Sanders found gainful employment after the NFL.

Double the U said...

YOU! I hope you brought enough gum to share with everybody!

Jonathan said...

"Seriously, Mr. Camp Counselor, sir...stop with the Body Snatchers shriek already!"

Jonathan said...

"Brrrrrraaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssss!"

Jonathan said...

"Yeah, I said HE 'looks like a b#tch'! What about it?"

Jonathan said...

"Which one of you Ritalin-laced yuppie suburbanite spawn wants to pull my finger?"

The Man said...

Hillary, get out. Now.

Rodney Dill said...

What its like to see the world through Rosie colored glasses.

Rodney Dill said...

"The first Sign said "Welcomme to Cammp Obamma," but we fired that mother."