Best of jbinnout
"Hey, Su Ling, it says here in the fact guide that it took three Mexican tree trimmers with chain saws three full days just to remove the fore skin."
Best of jbinnout
In Ron Jeremy's remake of the classic "Lord of the Rings" the Ents played a more prominent role.
Best of Submariner
Many homes in suburbia have windmills or lighthouses in the front yard. Andrew Sullivan took a different direction...
Best of Whacko
Looks like a penis only smaller.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The Andrews Sisters: "♪ Don't sit under the penis tree...♪"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Gulliver couldn't help it... All those little feet running all over him...
Best of Son Of The Godfather
John Lithgow would finally get to meet the Big Giant Head.
Best of Submariner
When she got up, Ellen was embarassed to discover she had left her new "Rosie-sized personal massager" on the lawn the night before...
Best of Silhouette
Eh, it's just a psychological substitution for an obelisk.
Best of Rodney Dill
I guess Bill Clinton got his wish and became the fifth head on Mount Rushmore.
Best of Rebecca
"Jack, I can't believe you traded our last cow for some worthless 'magic viagara' pills. I'm tossing them out the window right now!!"
Best of Rebecca
Sully had a vision: "Build it, and they will come ...".
Best of curly
‘Old Faithful’ finally wilted and collapsed following a surprise visit by Diane Feinstein.
:-P Timmeh!
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"Oh my God!"
"Better yours than mine."
"Hey, Su Ling, it says here in the fact guide that it took three Mexican tree trimmers with chain saws three full days just to remove the fore skin."
In Ron Jeremy's remake of the classic "Lord of the Rings" the Ents played a more prominent role.
"Better prepare to sacrifice a virgin to circumvent an eruption."
Certain "difficulties" were experienced when burying John Holmes...
Many homes in suburbia have windmills or lighthouses in the front yard. Andrew Sullivan took a different direction...
Andy's eyes glazed when the boyfriend asked , "Pachyderm?"
Looks like a penis only smaller.
A common occurence when a member is next to a hot tub full of naked wet pussies...
...or flipping the bird.
Spiccoli: "You DICK!"
Whacko said...
Looks like a penis only smaller.
Nice one!... err... caption I mean...
Hendrix: "♪ 'scuse me while I f*** the sky...♪"
The Andrews Sisters: "♪ Don't sit under the penis tree...♪"
I'm thankful someone removed the two fallen coconuts... otherwise, this picture would have been kinda pornographic.
Gulliver couldn't help it... All those little feet running all over him...
"Madge, it says the treasure can be found at something called the 'Temple of the Four Skins'... any clue?"
Q: What does this picture have in common with milk?
A: They both come in quarts!
Ta-dut-duh... Thankyaverahmuch. I'll be here all week, enjoy the veal.
"Ellen, this place gives me the creeps... Let's head on over to Vagina Cove."
♪ They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!
♪
The original Native Americans had interesting tales about the formation of the Milky Way.
John Lithgow would finally get to meet the Big Giant Head.
When she got up, Ellen was embarassed to discover she had left her new "Rosie-sized personal massager" on the lawn the night before...
Looks like it's about ready for harvest; do you have a Thai restaraunt lined up for the order?
SulliLand is in between Botswana and Somaliland
Sen. Clinton, upon viewing the picture, responded "Mine's bigger."
Eh, it's just a psychological substitution for an obelisk.
“Honey, the brochure says that it’s an ancient sundial. I wonder what time it is, according to their clock?”...“Dear, they would say that it’s time to #&@^.”
Obama said that the owner was obviously more than just half black; Hilldog said all Americans men should receive free penis enlargements through a universal health care plan; Kucinich said his only tax breaks would go to owners of such equipment; Rudy reminisced about the Twin Towers.
I guess Bill Clinton got his wish and became the fifth head on Mount Rushmore.
"Jack, I can't believe you traded our last cow for some worthless 'magic viagara' pills. I'm tossing them out the window right now!!"
Another clue in the search for the lost Hebrew tribe ...
I guess this debunks the popular myth about "mother" earth.
Sully had a vision: "Build it, and they will come ...".
‘Old Faithful’ finally wilted and collapsed following a surprise visit by Diane Feinstein.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
- Regular name withheld because I am embarrassed that I know these jokes
"its says here that if you pee on the base you will be blessed with a life of well endowment."
Between Iraq and a hard place.
"Actually I wished for much happiness."
Artist's conception of the latest NEA proposal to replace the "Crescent of Peace" memorial.
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