Monday, June 18, 2007

Big Bird Flu Scare


Best of Double the U
Great I spent 10 minutes look at the banner before I noticed their was content below it.

Best of the doyle
Joke or not, the performer inside the Big Bird Suit was not prepared for the Big Rectal Thermometer.

Best of Jack Reacher
I feel like chicken tonight,
Like chicken tonight...

Best of Submariner
This morning on a very special Sesame Street™;
Watch the gang go to the Capital and explore "Pleasure in Public vs Pleasure in Private." Don't miss the cast party with Mayor Barry!

Best of Silhouette
"It's okay, Mr. Cheney. You just winged him."

Best of Submariner
Crap! Now I have to find someone else to "tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Much love, and prayin' for a quick recovery to my "peeps", the Double-B...

Get it?... "peeps"?... Nothin'?... Bueller.... Bueller...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The only clues were the knife, a clump of green hair, and the strange note written in blood: "I told you to stay the f*** away from my trashcan, b*tch."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Hey kids! How many crack pipes can we see in the gutter?... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"

Best of curly
“It’s OK; I’m from Kentucky Fried Chicken and here to help. Would you prefer to be remembered as ‘original’ or ‘extra crispy’?”

Best of Rodney Dill
"He's a goner, round up the usual puddy tats."

Best of Rebecca
"Yup, he musta run right into that glass building there. Shame ..."

Best of curly
This hour of Sesame Street is brought to you by the American Association of Trial Lawyers: “We’re there before the ambulance arrives.”

38 comments:

Double the U said...

Great I spent 10 minutes look at the banner before I noticed their was content below it.

Targetpractice said...

In an effort to get a jump on "Bird Flu" scare this fall, federal health officials have had Big Bird put down.

the doyle said...

Joke or not, the performer inside the Big Bird Suit was not prepared for the Big Rectal Thermometer.

Jack Reacher said...

I feel like chicken tonight,
Like chicken tonight...

Submariner said...

No, Abdul - "Thanksgiving" is not until November...

Submariner said...

Looks like the chicken came first... (at least this time.)

Submariner said...

Normally I wait to read the entrails, but seeing this is DC and all...

Submariner said...

♪The foot bone's connected to the; shin bone. And the shin bone's connected to the; hip bone...♪
That doesn't seem quite right...

Submariner said...

Looks like flyin' over the cuckoo's nest was just too much for him...

Submariner said...

This morning on a very special Sesame Street™;
Watch the gang go to the Capital and explore "Pleasure in Public vs Pleasure in Private." Don't miss the cast party with Mayor Barry!

Anonymous said...

Among the three bazillion homeless we find victims of cost-cutting at PBS.

the divine miss m and racerboy said...

Chokin' the Chicken Below the Beltway...

racerboy said...

As puzzling as the National Opera tickets in one pocket and the snakeskin g-string in the other pocket were, the Special Agent was in no way prepared for the results of the DNA match on the semen...

floranista said...

Once again, Big Bird fell for the old "proctology-street-exam" scam.

Silhouette said...

"It's okay, Mr. Cheney. You just winged him."

Submariner said...

Crap! Now I have to find someone else to "tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street."

Submariner said...

How appropos that directly above a Big Bird character is a sign that reads "No Right Turn." I'm just sayin'...

Zeke said...

DC politicians never quite grasped the concept behind the "caveminers canary" but there version worked almost as well.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Much love, and prayin' for a quick recovery to my "peeps", the Double-B...

Get it?... "peeps"?... Nothin'?... Bueller.... Bueller...

Submariner said...
Crap! Now I have to find someone else to "tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street."

Damn you for beating me to that one, Subby!

Son Of The Godfather said...

The only clues were the knife, a clump of green hair, and the strange note written in blood: "I told you to stay the f*** away from my trashcan, b*tch."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Heat...
Stroke...
Heatstroke!

or was that The Electric Company?...

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Hey kids! How many crack pipes can we see in the gutter?... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It took the EMT a few seconds to realize it was indeed a snuffleufughus print over the crushed anal cavity.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I know there was speculation about how The Soprano's would end, but come ON!

curly said...

Now we can finally figure out why the chicken crossed the road.

curly said...

“It’s OK; I’m from Kentucky Fried Chicken and here to help. Would you prefer to be remembered as ‘original’ or ‘extra crispy’?”

curly said...

“In other news, John Murtha’s mascot was killed by a hit a run driver near the capitol this morning.”

curly said...

“You’ve got a highly contagious and deadly strain of the bird flu? Medic, transport this poor animal to Nancy Pelosi’s office, quick!”

Submariner said...

DRUDGEBREAKING:
Senate majority leader, Harried Reed, was photographed down on 9th and K this morning. Observers were unsure whether he was just lie-ing down on the job again, or pandering for lobbyist funding.
Developing...

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
Damn you for beating me to that one, Subby!


Seems to me that you recently gave the business to someone for "working when Caps were to be had" right bro? mwahahahahahaha

Occasional Reader said...

Bubba's google image search for "LATEX GEAR GOING DOWN ON BIRD" yielded disappointing results.

Submariner said...

The NEA proudly presents a Mike al'Moore re-make of the classic "Blackhawk Down."
Only the facts were changed to suit the schlockumentarian...

Anonymous said...

Hey, that's downtown Austin...

Rodney Dill said...

"He's a goner, round up the usual puddy tats."

Rebecca said...

Big Bird woke up dazed and sore on the street corner, still clutching the needle, mumbling "damn you Elmo, I owned that show before you were born, now you've taken it all away from me ...".

Rebecca said...

"Yup, he musta run right into that glass building there. Shame ..."

Rebecca said...

Sully was so embarassed: "That's the last time I try to pick up some frat boys. I can't believe they put this on me when I passed out and super-glued the zipper!"

curly said...

This hour of Sesame Street is brought to you by the American Association of Trial Lawyers: “We’re there before the ambulance arrives.”