Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Basketball Jones


1. Zargon wagers 300 Qatloos on the Spurs.

2. ORA: After the Rover deposited him back in The Village again, Number 21 was beginning to think he would never escape.

3. The Annunciation of Christ's second coming unexpectedly takes place in Game 3 of the NBA playoffs.

4. "Kobe, I'm open possessed by the spirit of the giant orb from space."

5. "Oh, crap, I guess I didn't get the right weight on that jeweled idol I stole from the temple."

Best of Jack Reacher
"If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me. If I don't look at it, it can't...OW! Dammit!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
He would soon regret doubting Linus' tale of The Great Pumpkin.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Crap! Sauron's found us!"

Best of Jonathan
Obama supporters at the LA Times are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Magic Negro.

Best of curly
"Sure, he looks saintly with his white aura and all, but can he make it in from the 3-point line?"

Best of The Man
Duncan hasn't seen balls that big since Sully's surprise birthday party last month.

Best of sonicfrog
A closet Spurs fan, Glenda the Good Witch pops in to catch the game.

:-P John Schniedah

22 comments:

Submariner said...

Didja ever notice how the glop in the lava lamp sometimes almost looks like a person?

Anonymous said...

"Help! A set decoration from the 1970's Sonny and Cher Show is trying to kill me."

Capt. Queeg said...

By the middle of the third quarter of Game 2, Cavs fans began doubting that Lebron James was, indeed, the Chosen One.


/Queeg in not-ready-for-prime-time Cleveland

Jack Reacher said...

"If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me. If I don't look at it, it can't...OW! Dammit!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

He would soon regret doubting Linus' tale of The Great Pumpkin.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Crap! Sauron's found us!"

Jonathan said...

Obama supporters are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Messiah.

Jonathan said...

Obama supporters at the LA Times are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Magic Negro.

curly said...

"Dis Afrro-Sheen really works!"

curly said...

"Sure, he looks saintly with his white aura and all, but can he make it in from the 3-point line?"

curly said...

“Kobe! John Edwards’ hair stylist is open and just look what he did for my doo!”

jeff said...

In 2031, Pope Innocent XIV cannonized Lebron James as St. Michael (Jordan)...

Son Of The Godfather said...

And then, he had a brilliant idea!...

The Man said...

Duncan hasn't seen balls that big since Sully's surprise birthday party last month.

Anonymous said...

Introducing the NBA's newest mascot... inflated scrotum guy!

Submariner said...

"7 feet of chocolate thunder and huge glowing balls? I'M THERE!"
Sully later threw a major hissy when he found that he'd only purchased tickets to a game for his $thou...

ColoradoPatriot said...

Damn you SOTG! Mine was gonna be:

Looks like someone in Section I, Row 7, Seat 4 just had a brilliant idea!

If only I'd been on Cap This yesterday afternoon instead of working ;-) I bow to your promptness!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Coloradopatriot: Sorry 'bout that! Why were you working when there were caps to be had? lol ;)

sonicfrog said...

A closet Spurs fan, Glenda the Good Witch pops in to catch the game.

sonicfrog said...

Down three games to none, and figuring Spurs are made of metal, the desperate Calves decide to hire Doc Ock to try and turn the game in their favor.

curly said...

“Hello, Brain-Tumors-R-Us? I have a problem.”

Submariner said...

Dey's, uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp...