1. Zargon wagers 300 Qatloos on the Spurs.
2. ORA: After the Rover deposited him back in The Village again, Number 21 was beginning to think he would never escape.
3. The Annunciation of Christ's second coming unexpectedly takes place in Game 3 of the NBA playoffs.
4. "Kobe, I'm
5. "Oh, crap, I guess I didn't get the right weight on that jeweled idol I stole from the temple."
Best of Jack Reacher
"If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me. If I don't look at it, it can't...OW! Dammit!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
He would soon regret doubting Linus' tale of The Great Pumpkin.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Crap! Sauron's found us!"
Best of Jonathan
Obama supporters at the LA Times are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Magic Negro.
Best of curly
"Sure, he looks saintly with his white aura and all, but can he make it in from the 3-point line?"
Best of The Man
Duncan hasn't seen balls that big since Sully's surprise birthday party last month.
Best of sonicfrog
A closet Spurs fan, Glenda the Good Witch pops in to catch the game.
:-P John Schniedah
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Didja ever notice how the glop in the lava lamp sometimes almost looks like a person?
"Help! A set decoration from the 1970's Sonny and Cher Show is trying to kill me."
By the middle of the third quarter of Game 2, Cavs fans began doubting that Lebron James was, indeed, the Chosen One.
/Queeg in not-ready-for-prime-time Cleveland
"If I don't look at it, it can't hurt me. If I don't look at it, it can't...OW! Dammit!"
He would soon regret doubting Linus' tale of The Great Pumpkin.
"Crap! Sauron's found us!"
Obama supporters are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Messiah.
Obama supporters at the LA Times are gonna be p#ssed to see that Tim Duncan, not Barack, is the Magic Negro.
"Dis Afrro-Sheen really works!"
"Sure, he looks saintly with his white aura and all, but can he make it in from the 3-point line?"
“Kobe! John Edwards’ hair stylist is open and just look what he did for my doo!”
In 2031, Pope Innocent XIV cannonized Lebron James as St. Michael (Jordan)...
And then, he had a brilliant idea!...
Duncan hasn't seen balls that big since Sully's surprise birthday party last month.
Introducing the NBA's newest mascot... inflated scrotum guy!
"7 feet of chocolate thunder and huge glowing balls? I'M THERE!"
Sully later threw a major hissy when he found that he'd only purchased tickets to a game for his $thou...
Damn you SOTG! Mine was gonna be:
Looks like someone in Section I, Row 7, Seat 4 just had a brilliant idea!
If only I'd been on Cap This yesterday afternoon instead of working ;-) I bow to your promptness!
Coloradopatriot: Sorry 'bout that! Why were you working when there were caps to be had? lol ;)
A closet Spurs fan, Glenda the Good Witch pops in to catch the game.
Down three games to none, and figuring Spurs are made of metal, the desperate Calves decide to hire Doc Ock to try and turn the game in their favor.
“Hello, Brain-Tumors-R-Us? I have a problem.”
Dey's, uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp...
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