Thursday, June 21, 2007

All shipshape

1. "Hello, my name is Rio. Mind if I dance on your sand?"

2. *Sniff* *Sniff* "OK, Now I'm confident, confident, dry and secure."

3. I have definite mixed feelings about the all-female remake of White Squall.

4. "Welcome aboard the Monkey Business, Senator Clinton. Enjoy your voyage."

5. The Skipper took one look at Mary Ann stretching on the deck and proclaimed, "F**k the three hour tour, I'm gonna sink this bitch!"

6. Is this the part where he yells 'I'm king of the world?' I hate this movie.

7. "Wanna play with my dinghy?" was one of Submariner's more effective pick-up lines.

8. Although, "How'd you like to tinker with my old Johnson?" also sometimes worked.

9. "The Wet Spot? What a clever and unusual name for sailboat."

10. "And then I started crying. 'Pre-nup? How could you even ask me to sign such a thing?' So, the dumb bastard dropped the whole matter ... yadda yadda yadda ... I got the house and the boat."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Arrrr... prepare to be boarded."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Is that Kobe's boat over there? I'm gonna wave to him."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
How come my cable guy never looks like that?

Best of Rebecca
The new jib sail was very pleasant to look at, but not functional at all.

Best of sonicfrog
I haven't had a chick look at my mast like that in at least 20 years.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Land 'Ho!"

Dillweed claims he "stumbled across" this link.

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Arrrr... prepare to be boarded."

Submariner said...

Nice torpedoes...

Jack Reacher said...

"Is that Kobe's boat over there? I'm gonna wave to him."

Jack Reacher said...

Senator Kennedy's dates became more cooperative after he pointed out that a yacht, unlike an Oldsmobile, floats.

Maggie M. Thornton said...

So this is a caption blog? This is my first visit to one. I love the Achmadinnerjacket (poly of course) and the tigers in the tub.

V and K, thanks for the comment at my place.

Maggie
Maggie's Notebook

Son Of The Godfather said...

Dillweed claims he "stumbled across" that link?... So did I... Repeatedly.

Welcome, Maggie M... Great blogsites you have, and please forgive our crudeness on V's page of debauchery (especially on Thursdays. :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

How come my cable guy never looks like that?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Between the white bikini nip' in V's new header, and Thursday's babe, SOTG inadvertently discovers how Marty Feldman got his eyes to do that crazy thing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Three tequila shots away from "Thar she blows!"

Rebecca said...

Coming about! Coming about!


(... for all you sailors out there)

Rebecca said...

Jessica had a little wardrobe malfunction as she moonwalked on the bow, but she recovered gracefully.

R said...

The new jib sail was very pleasant to look at, but not functional at all.

Rebecca said...

oh that r was me. Dang autofill ...

Submariner said...

That's the pennant I want to run up my mast...

Andy Sullivan said...

Dammit! I thought you were going to have good looking deck-hands on this cruise!

Submariner said...

Uh-huh! She sure shivers me timber..."

Submariner said...

Probably too obscure for the non-nautical amongst us:

I'd GLADLY acknowledge to her I'm the "give way" vessel...

sonicfrog said...

I haven't had a chick look at my mast like that in at least 20 years.

Submariner said...

V da K said...
5. The Skipper took one look at Mary Ann stretching on the deck and proclaimed, "F**k the three hour tour, I'm gonna sink this bitch!"


And people wonder why the professor - a guy who can make a short wave radio out of a coconut and fish bones - couldn't patch a hole in a boat?

sonicfrog said...

The real reason "The Sailor" never settled down with "Brandy" in that Looking Glass song.

Jack Reacher said...

The captain asked if she knew how to furl a sail. "You just pucker your lips and blow, right?" she asked. The captain replied, "No, you...I mean, yeah, yeah, that's right."

Word verification "gdvew." Good view?

Capt. Queeg said...

"Land 'Ho!"

the paperboy said...

Submariner goes OCD over the dinghy pickup line...

"Let me take my dinghy out.
Wanna ride my dinghy?
I want you to play with my dinghy-ling.
You must be something-something, 'cause you're driving me dinghy.
Dinghy-dong, Avon calling.
Dinghy-dong, the wicked witch...
COME ON!!! PLAY WITH MY FREAKIN DINGHY-LING!"

Submariner said...

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Paperboy simply plays with his own dinghy-ling...

Cybrludite said...

The latest member of the pirate crew, Eileen Backandoit.

Submariner said...

Arrrgh, makes me long fer the days of a 16-weapon'd, broad side, it do.