Thursday, June 14, 2007

Adam and Eve and Adam's Dirty Uncle


1. Hooter's new Salad Bar concept was designed to appeal to all sides of the sexual aisle.

2. By gene-splicing the herpes virus with the Dutch Elm disease virus, scientists didn't find a cure, but they did develop a very effective early warning system.

3. After Laurie ditched him, Larry David was free to pursue his passion for bisexual vegan nudism.

4. Hilldog and John Edwards agreed on one thing, "We'll have the salad." Kucinich just wanted to smoke the leaves.

5. And when your laxative does kick in, instant fertilizer.

Best of Silhouette
Bottles of RoundUp will be confiscated at the door...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
It's important to eat your greens.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
V the K plays the ultimate caption trick by letting all the horny Thursday captioners caption on the hot, leafy babe... And then cropping the pic to make it look like we're talking about the dude.

Best of the paperboy
Waiter, there's a bowl of soup and a salami in my salad!

Best of the paperboy
... and the winners are: LEAFY WOOD AND LOTUS BLOSSOM!!!!

Best of captainobvious
does this bush make me look fat?

Best of sonicfrog
Whao! Check out the new duds, jacket, fancy shirt, the well trimmed stubble. Who knew God had gone all Vegas on us?

Best of curly
"Someone took our clothes while we were shaking hands with the crowds in Albania."

Best of Rebecca
Is that a cucumber salad or are you just glad to see me?

Best of curly
Hilldog wants the oil companies to provide for more foliage, Obama questions why African Violets weren’t used, Edwards recommends a good topiarist, McLame demands that Mexican plants be used, Rudy promises to deal swiftly with any poisonous plants, Ron Paul blames the fall of Adam and Eve on Bush, Romney reiterates that Adam should only have one wife, Kucinich just found his two new top advisors.

Best of Submariner
Didja hear? Ang Lee is making a new sequel to "Blue Lagoon." Here we see the two actors for the short flashback sequence flanking Robert Duvall's co-star for the rest of the "Lost at Sea" love epic.

Best of Dickey Swollenz
There you have it. The reason why spinach was contaminated with e-coli last year.

Best of Submariner
Later heard at the dinner table: "Does your salad smell like tuna?"


;-P Agent Bedhead

42 comments:

GOP & College said...

Hey guys, trust me! God won't be mad at you for eating one little apple...

Silhouette said...

Bottles of RoundUp will be confiscated at the door...

curly said...

"Love 'em and leaf 'em."

Submariner said...

Why is it all I can think about is "Poke Salad Annie?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's pruning time!... Uh, for the one on the left... Uhmmmm MY left, not the old guy in the middle's left!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Submariner said...
Why is it all I can think about is "Poke Salad Annie?"


...I was gonna go with tuna salad! :)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Old guy's got bling.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd risk the fungus infection.

Son Of The Godfather said...

After meeting her, I'd have a real green thumb.

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's important to eat your greens.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Let me guess... Her name is Klora, and his name is Phil...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Hi there!... Did I mention I'm a vegetarian?

Son Of The Godfather said...

V the K plays the ultimate caption trick by letting all the horny Thursday captioners caption on the hot, leafy babe... And then cropping the pic to make it look like we're talking about the dude.

The Man said...

Adam didn't know if that rash came from the poison ivy he used to cover his balls or Eve's funky bush.

the paperboy said...

Waiter, there's a bowl of soup and a salami in my salad!

the paperboy said...

... and the winners are: LEAFY WOOD AND LOTUS BLOSSOM!!!!

divine miss m said...

Oh, not another shrubbery!!

Capt. Queeg said...

Not a caption, but it looks like someone used a chainsaw to remove Eve's appendix.

captainobvious said...

does this bush make me look fat?

sonicfrog said...

Uhm... that's NOT Adam's Uncle!!!

Ver Word: fggatu

sonicfrog said...

Is that a snake in Adam's bush??? Oh never mind...

sonicfrog said...

Whao! Check out the new duds, jacket, fancy shirt, the well trimmed stubble. Who knew God had gone all Vegas on us?

sonicfrog said...

Upon visiting "Caption This" today, Sully was overheard saying "... I think Adam needs some pruining...".

Double the U said...

Adam and Eve meet the snake.

Rodney Dill said...

"Leaf me alone."

Rodney Dill said...

Make like a tree and leave

curly said...

"Someone took our clothes while we were shaking hands with the crowds in Albania."

Silhouette said...

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, people! ...Oh wait, there's Steve. Right in the middle. Musta missed him the first time.

My bad.

Snarky One said...

Which one is Adam?

Rebecca said...

Wow, I think Adam went a little overboard on the Miracle Grow!

Anonymous said...

Always wear protection so you don't get poison ivy.

Steve O

Rebecca said...

Is that a cucumber salad or are you just glad to see me?

Andrew Sullivan said...

That picture is two-thirds beautiful!!

curly said...

Hilldog wants the oil companies to provide for more foliage, Obama questions why African Violets weren’t used, Edwards recommends a good topiarist, McLame demands that Mexican plants be used, Rudy promises to deal swiftly with any poisonous plants, Ron Paul blames the fall of Adam and Eve on Bush, Romney reiterates that Adam should only have one wife, Kucinich just found his two new top advisors.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'd like you to meet my children, Leif and Iris."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

If this woulda been Rosie O'Dont'tell and Mike al'Moore? They would have depleted the National Botanical Gardens for coverage...



Yep - threw up a little in my mouth typin' this one, too.

Submariner said...

Nair? No, Eve uses "Weed-B-Gone."

Submariner said...

Didja hear? Ang Lee is making a new sequel to "Blue Lagoon." Here we see the two actors for the short flashback sequence flanking Robert Duvall's co-star for the rest of the "Lost at Sea" love epic.

Submariner said...

Introducing High Adventure's new hiking apparel. Does double duty as recreational smoking in your tent.
Caution is strongly urged when picking berries from your shorts for trail snacking...

Dickey Swollenz said...

There you have it. The reason why spinach was contaminated with e-coli last year.

Submariner said...

Later heard at the dinner table: "Does your salad smell like tuna?"