Friday, June 29, 2007

Ack! More Pork.


1. This has to be the most bizarre version of A Streetcar Named Desire ever staged.

2. Suddenly, it all came clear to Rick. The weekends in Toon Town. His son's stuttering problem. He decided he was definitely going to get the P-p-p-p-paternity test.

3. ORA: The Ceremony for the Coveted Silver Sow Award can seem strange to the uninitiated.

4. "C'mon, if Tipper can do it for all, how bad can this be?"

5. A little late, but someone finally came up with an image that captured the essence of voting for the Amnesty bill.

Best of Submariner
Hey! You said she'd be wearing lipstick!

Best of Submariner
Rosie, sperm donor and biological offspring; family picture, summer 2007.

Best of Submariner
Moments later, tragedy struck when Ahab loosed the harpoon.

Best of metalgarth
Candid snapshot taken of the rehearsal for Britney Spears' 6th wedding.

Best of the doyle
The crowd broke into thunderous applause when she unhinged her jaw again and swallowed the second pig that day.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Ah dunno, Clem, he looks a little peaked. Maybe we oughta take him to that there Cuban vet."

Best of curly
“The immigration bill may have failed, but we’re safe thanks to our anchor baby.”

Best of Van Helsing
"We'll name her Rosie."

Best of attmay
Generic Gay Marriage Caption #632: "By the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts..."

Best of Submariner
After that fateful kiss, Cass went out for a ham sandwich...
And now you know the REST of the story...

Best of Double the U
We get a blind woman to kiss a pig, next on Punk'ed Martha Stewart Living

27 comments:

Brian_in_MA said...

Those little Democrats are so cute when they're young, but nobody is laughing when they're full grown.

CJ said...

If you were there, and you farted, and you blamed it on the pig, you would still not reduce the number of suspects.

Submariner said...

Hey! You said she'd be wearing lipstick!

Submariner said...

You'd think she'd be having a self-esteem problem, what with the pig having to be held to accept a kiss and all. I'm just sayin'...

Submariner said...

Rosie, sperm donor and biological offspring; family picture, summer 2007.

Submariner said...

Moments later, tragedy struck when Ahab loosed the harpoon.

Submariner said...

"Help Mr. Wizard; I don't want to be liberal anymore!"
"Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle drome;
Time for THIS one to come home!"

Submariner said...

Boss Hogg reported his Hazzard County kissing booth saw a thousand-fold increase in participants this year after I'madumbjihadi stated "Lips that touch swine, shall never touch mine."

metalgarth said...

Candid snapshot taken of the rehearsal for Britney Spears' 6th wedding.

Jack Reacher said...

After Michael Moore calls the pig his baby, his wife becomes confused and, crying, tells him "She looks just like you!"

Submariner said...

Yep. That'll do for my purse...

Submariner said...

I dunno... she might be too old for Moore, after all, he IS a Sicko...

the doyle said...

The crowd broke into thunderous applause when she unhinged her jaw again and swallowed the second pig that day.

Submariner said...

Babe's thought bubble, (Bacon and ham steaks I could live with. But THIS?)

Rodney Dill said...

Some Pig

Jack Reacher said...

After much squealing, the MC said "That'll do, pig," but all three were confused regarding the target of his remark.

Jay Guevara said...

"Kitchy koo, Michael. Some day you'll be a big Hollywood celebrity."

"Ah dunno, Clem, he looks a little peaked. Maybe we oughta take him to that there Cuban vet."

curly said...

“The immigration bill may have failed, but we’re safe thanks to our anchor baby.”

Van Helsing said...

"We'll name her Rosie."

captainobvious said...

jeez Ted Kennedy has always been good at bringing home the pork but this is rediculus.

sonicfrog said...

If yesterday was Hot Babe Thursday, then today must be Fat Pig Friday!

VerWord: lpslu

attmay said...

Generic Gay Marriage Caption #632: "By the power vested in me by the Commonwealth of Massachusetts..."

Anonymous said...

Stung by criticism that it was smearing immigration bill opponents as yahoos, the NYTimes presented other sample photos of immigration bill opponents to demonstrate that it had in fact done its best to be fair.

Submariner said...

The 2007 Sicko-Con winner's of the Mike al'Moore look alike contests prepare to give each other the traditional kiss before they are given their Bruger King crowns...

Submariner said...

After that fateful kiss, Cass went out for a ham sandwich...
And now you know the REST of the story...

divine miss m said...

♪ Barb Evans...sat on the farm! ♪

Double the U said...

We get a blind woman to kiss a pig, next on Punk'ed