Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Achmadinnerjacket in 3-D

1. Sssh! Dinnerjacket likes to pretend he's Jackie O and everyone is taking fashion cues from him.

2. "What do you mean my cousin Jamal is trapped in an X-ray machine?"

3. "And with these cataract glasses, you can discreetly slip into Florida and martyr yourselves before the infidels are any the wiser."

4. "Mahmoud, I see you're wearing designer shades and your lucky red 'f**k me' boots. May I assume we're planning another trip to Venezuela?"

5. "Look, I'll issue a 'Death to all Jews' fatwah later, right now, I've gotta finish my blues set.

Best of Jack Reacher
80s Night at the mosque always featured plenty of Members Only jackets, and an occasional Devo look-alike contest.

Best of Rob
I'm just mad about these Old Navy™ polar fleece cargo pants!

Best of Rob
"What do you mean there's no Timbuk-3 on the karaoke machine?"

Best of Whacko
"The infidel will pay when I find out who put that bobble-headed figure of me on Caption This." Islamic Rage Boy looks away in guilt.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, the picture went dark. Put another quarter in."

Best of Rodney Dill
We study nuclear science, We Love glowing masses.
Gotta crazy world Leader, who wears dark glasses.
Bomb production's going great, And the missle's flying better.

Best of Submariner
You were RIGHT, Ahmed - these glasses make the Cap This! header just POP!

Best of Rebecca
"Centrifuges? Noooo, this is a recreation of the TV Room from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Look, I'm Willy Wonka!!" The UN inspectors were satisfied.

Best of Submariner
Why? It's "Roy Orbison Day" at the R&D plant, that's why.

22 comments:

Snarky One said...

'Paris Does Prison' video release in 3D

Jack Reacher said...

80s Night at the mosque always featured plenty of Members Only jackets, and an occasional Devo look-alike contest.

Rob said...

I'm just mad about these Old Navy™ polar fleece cargo pants!

Rob said...

"What do you mean there's no Timbuk-3 on the karaoke machine?"

Whacko said...

"The infidel will pay when I find out who put that bobble-headed figure of me on Caption This." Islamic Rage Boy looks away in guilt.

jeff said...

"Meeting the Robinsons" was quite the hit in Iran.

"Wow, you're right - these glasses really do make the GM ads in the swimsuit issue stand out."

The Man said...

Amidijamba's future is so bright, he has to wear shades*

*to protect his eyes from the nuclear flash.

The Man said...

"Look! These came with a note"

-Put these on and look outside
-Love,
The Jews

captainobvious said...

after the release of charlie and the chocolate factory all the rage in Iran was the big white glasses.

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, the picture went dark. Put another quarter in."

"All right, all right, who put the black ink on the inside of the glasses??"

Double the U said...

Yup yup, put on these really thick dark glasses and the Bush/Kennedy Amnesty plan looks great.

Rodney Dill said...

We study nuclear science, We Love glowing masses.
Gotta crazy world Leader, who wears dark glasses.
Bomb production's going great, And the missle's flying better.

We're refining it right,
High Plutonium Grade,
'Countryside'll be so bright,
We'll hafta wear shades.

We've got Oil waiting for world distribution,
Fifty $bil a year -- buys a lot of of fear
Attacks are going great, targetting is getting better

Terrorizing all right,
Uranium is Weapon's grade
The blast'll be so bright,
We'll hafta wear shades

Well Allah be blessed and world be wise,
'need a Kim Jong-Il techie, and x-ray guys,
Attacks on Israel are great, but Tel Aviv is better.

thinkin' Israels a blight,
and Islam's gonna raid,
Iran future's so bright,
We gotta wear shades

Submariner said...

You were RIGHT, Ahmed - these glasses make the Cap This! header just POP!

Rodney Dill said...

You're right, the 3D pyramid does look better this way. Good thing we got some Cheop Sunglasses.

Rebecca said...

"And here we see our nuclear scientists testing our latest peaceful endeavor: the Final Solution microwave, seats 18. Hitler would have loved one of these! Er, hypothetically." The UN inspectors were satisfied.

Rebecca said...

"Centrifuges? Noooo, this is a recreation of the TV Room from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Look, I'm Willy Wonka!!" The UN inspectors were satisfied.

Rebecca said...

"Look, we promise to use it only on the Jews ...". The UN inspectors were satisfied.

Submariner said...

Please put them on; they were a gift from North Korea's "Dear Reader."

Submariner said...

Why? It's "Roy Orbison Day" at the R&D plant, that's why.

Submariner said...

My burka xray specs have arrived! My burka x-ray specs have arrived! Allah heap praises upon my toady, er, friend in Syria...

lawhawk said...

Any way you see it, it's still a picture of an a-hole!

Iran has invented an amazing new technological gadget that lets you see moving images in 3-d. Here's how it works...

Kirby L. Wallace said...

Wonka-Vision finally makes it to Iran. (Hey, can it make some things, you know, bigger?)