Monday, May 14, 2007

You Stay Classy, Cappers!


1. Great Odin's Raven! That's a big weiner!

2. Told that a "giant weiner" was coming to town, reporters flocked to the scene to find out what John Kerry had to say.

3. It was promptly hit hard by a giant Ranger.

4. "The cement mixer of chili hasn't arrived? Mr. Moore is not going to like this."

5. "Ya gonna eat that?" Sullivan asked.

Best of whacko
Backstage at The View, the catering service provides Rosie with a little snack.

Best of Submariner
Sully was appalled; "WHO needs that much saffron oil lube?"

Best of Submariner
Just like race horses carry a weight handicap, the "Black Widow" insisted on a size handicap when Mike al'Moore challenged her to a frank eating contest...

Best of Lyn Perry
Oh, so that's a Bob's Big Boy.

Best of Silhouette
I'm glad to see that Herb Tarlek is still working.

Best of Jack Reacher
Andrew Sullivan: "Dear diary--jackpot!"

Best of metalgarth
You don't want to know what's in the "Big Gulp" at 7-11 that goes with their new "John Holmes Big Bite Dog".

Best of The Man
Stop your bitching, it's on page 12 of Rosie's rider. Right after nude pictures of Bea Arthur.

:-P El Hombre

18 comments:

whacko said...

In order to get an exclusive interview, the TV station had to bribe Rosie with a little snack.

Submariner said...

Sully was appalled; "WHO needs that much saffron oil lube?"

Submariner said...

Just like race horses carry a weight handicap, the "Black Widow" insisted on a size handicap when Mike al'Moore challenged her to a frank eating contest...

Lyn Perry said...

Oh, so that's a Bob's Big Boy.

andthenblammo! said...

ORA:

"Make way for the iron sausage!"

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir wasn't happy about the Oscar Meyer sponsorship until he saw the size of their corporate wiener...

Silhouette said...

I'm glad to see that Herb Tarlek is still working.

Jack Reacher said...

Former U.S. attorneys, fired by the Bush administration, experiment with a career change.

"Hey, Obama, can you get 40 miles to the gallon carrying one of these in your trunk? Huh?"

Jack Reacher said...

Andrew Sullivan: "Dear diary--jackpot!"

Submariner said...

By the beard of Zeus!

Submariner said...

Antony and Cleopatra!

Submariner said...

Son of a bee-sting!

Submariner said...

Did Al Capone leave a giant Coney Island Dog in his private vault?
Next on Geraldo!

Submariner said...

It puts the lotion on its weiner?

Submariner said...

Despite the publicity stills on the city buses, microphones no longer satisfied Gavin...

Submariner said...

Looks to be a re-proportioning delivery for Inflated Scrotum Guy...

metalgarth said...

You don't want to know what's in the "Big Gulp" at 7-11 that goes with their new "John Holmes Big Bite Dog".

The Man said...

Stop your bitching, it's on page 12 of Rosie's rider. Right after nude pictures of Bea Arthur.