1. To celebrate passage of the Amnesty Bill, the Kennedies broke out the Really Big Cups for the Hyannisport Memorial Day kegger.2. 'Ow to speak Kennedy: Shot glass.
3. When Cindy Sheehan joined 'breasts not bombs' the market for puke-buckets exploded.
4. "We're gonna keep drinking until we die of alcohol poisoning or the Bush-Kennedy Amnesty Bill makes sense."
5. "You know, this is really good Kool-Aid, but it's creepy the way Karl Rove keeps talking about 'leaving our vehicles' and 'becoming one with celestial consciousness.'"
6. "Patrick Kennedy mixes the best margaritas!"
7. "Whoa, I hope nobody mixes up any of the beer with this urine sample from Lindsey Lohan. Some of the STD's swimming around in this are new to medical science."
8. Little Known Facts About Capitalism: The founder of CostCo developed his business philosophy while running a lemonade stand.
9. "You idiots! Those were the holding vats for Michael Moore's liposuction!"
10. After steeling himself with industrial strength beer goggles, Matthew Broderick goes home to the grim task of mounting Sarah Jessica Parker.
Best of The Man
In Soviet Russia, buckets shot you!
Best of Occasional Reader
Picknickers at the Claes Oldenburg Huge Ass Thematic Cookout await the arrival of the giant weiners.
Best of Jack Reacher
Democratic National Committee delegates prepare themselves for the news that Hillary will be their party's nominee.
Best of The Man
..and after a few of these and a toke of this Ron Paul starts to make sense.
Best of the doyle
This-is-the-right-line-for-coffee?-The-good-coffee-right?-You-know-I-don't-normally-drink-too-much-coffee,-is-this-line-moving?-I-hope-it's-Columbian-coffee.-I-normally-don't-drink-too-much-coffee.-Did-I-say-that-already?-How-come-this-line-isn't-moving?-I-don't-drink-decaf-cause-it-doesn't-give-me-the-edge-I-need.-How-come-this-line-isn't-moving?
Best of lawhawk
Zed was wrong. They are holding an intergalactic kegger down here after all!
Best of lawhawk
Vodkapundit shows the proper form of how to deal with the debates.
Best of Silhouette
"But I only had one beer, ociffer."
Best of Prince of leaves
Great. Making fun of Lilliputians drinking beer from Dixie Cups before bouncing on Cindy Sheehan's diaphragm like a trampoline. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.
Best of prince of leaves
"Okay, the novelty's worn off...where do we find the 'drink that makes you tall'?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Jonestown annual reunion picnic.
Best of Van Helsing
Passing out the Kool Aid at a global warming rally.
Best of curly
"Cindy Sheehan's waiting for you in the ditch, but I suggests drinking of 3 of these first."
:-P = El Paper Muchacho
23 comments:
In Soviet Russia, buckets shot you!
Picknickers at the Claes Oldenburg Huge-Ass Thematic Cookout await the arrival of the giant weiners.
Stung by criticism that their products are marketed to youths, the beer industry experimented with child-proof serving cups.
The first annual meeting of a support group for men whose doctors limit them to one drink a day.
Democratic National Committee delegates prepare themselves for the news that Hillary will be their party's nominee.
..and after a few of these and a toke of this Ron Paul starts to make sense.
This is the right line for coffee? The good coffee right? You know I don't normally drink too much coffee, is this line moving? I hope it's Columbian coffee. I normally don't drink too much coffee. Did I say that already? How come this line isn't moving? I don't drink decaf cause it doesn't give me the edge I need. How come this line isn't moving?
Zed was wrong. They are holding an intergalactic kegger down here after all!
The logic was unassailable. If you empty the canal before you drive your car into it while drunk, you wont get wet.
Vodkapundit shows the proper form of how to deal with the debates.
I don't know "Who's sorry now" but I have a strong hunch who'll be sorry in the morning...
"But I only had one beer, ociffer."
Great. Making fun of Lilliputians drinking beer from Dixie Cups before bouncing on Cindy Sheehan's diaphragm like a trampoline. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves, morons.
"Okay, the novelty's worn off...where do we find the 'drink that makes you tall'?"
Old guy in turquoise's thought bubble: "Drink up boys, plenty more where that came from...soon, you'll all wake up to your new lives as gimps in Master Todd's dungeon..."
Didn't Steve Martin use to have a bit about getting "small?" Never mind - another round here, barkeep.
Here's a funny pic of what a Kennedy and friends must've looked like after they'd consumed all that alcohol
"Hey, put those urine samples down."
Jonestown annual reunion picnic.
Passing out the Kool-Aid at a global warming rally.
They knew how to party on the Island of Lilliput but they didn't know what size plastic cup would be proportionate to their tiny bodies.
A group gathers for mandatory urine testing at the Kennedy compound. Seems that Ted wants sober drivers.
In the Valley of the Jolly, homeless alcoholic Lilliputians visit the scene of the Jolly Green Giant's kegger.
"Cindy Sheehan's waiting for you in the ditch, but I suggests drinking of 3 of these first."
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