1. "I'm crushing your freedom, I'm crushing your freedom, I'm crushing your freedom..."
2. "Here's where I am... on top! And here's where all you people are who I'm going to take things away from for the common good are."
3. "So, clearly, some of the stories about my husband have been somewhat exagerrated."
4. "How tall is Dennis Kucinich really? Let me give you some idea."
5. It's a toss-up which is more disturbing, her hand gesture, the blazer made from upholstery, or that creepy, insane, drifters-buried-in-crawlspace look in her eyes.
:-P A Rapp
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And my clenis is....this big!
Best of Jack Reacher
"My favorite position with Bill? Anything with at least this much space between us."
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Despite months of lessons from Madonna herself, Shrillary never quite got the hang of "the Vogue."
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Why presidential nominees should never do the "robot".
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Sylar, not to be outdone by stealing the ability to mimic forms, has moved on to steal Rumfeld's karate moves.
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"Bill keeps tellin' me this is 10 inches."
Best of sonicfrog
The mystery of just why they stay married just deepened.
Best of Jonathan
No one dared inform the Hilldawg that she was butchering the Macarena.
Best of Jonathan
"All's I'm sayin' is that if I could get Vince Foster into a box this big, you'd best keep your trap shut, Hannity."
Best of The Man
The snuke was this far in my snitch.
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Sorry about that, Chief; missed the Presidency by THAT much.
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“…so you put one hand on each side, spread ‘em apart, put yer head in as far as it’ll go, and say ‘echo’, or ‘health care’, or whatever. Great fun!”
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And my clenis is....this big!
"My favorite position with Bill? Anything with at least this much space between us."
Yo, Britney; a glass of breast milk. Say... this much.
Abandoning the phony accent, Shrillary tried a funky dance. Yet no one will believe she has soul.
Vote for me and I PROMISE that Bill, the new "first lady," will wear short skirts; say about this long...
Despite months of lessons from Madonna herself, Shrillary never quite got the hang of "the Vogue."
"Come and find me, my name is Macarena
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena..."
"So, Hill, why DO they call you 'Lassie'?"
"So this is my social class... up here, and this is the rest of you, down here..."
Why presidential nominees should never do the "robot".
Sylar, not to be outdone by stealing the ability to mimic forms, has moved on to steal Rumfeld's karate moves.
"So when I found out about Monica, I gave Bill's scrotum a left-handed karate chop, and followed up with a right-handed fingernail skewer."
Hand Jive
Hand Jive
Hand Jive
Do that crazy Hand Jive
"Bill keeps tellin' me this is 10 inches."
It is a testicle lock box...
Under democrat rule the rungs on the ladder will only be this far apart, but there will only be two of them.
The mystery of just why they stay married just deepened.
"In my plan, which shrinks the right wing middle class, the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer."
No one dared inform the Hilldawg that she was butchering the Macarena.
"All's I'm sayin' is that if I could get Vince Foster into a box this big, you'd best keep your trap shut, Hannity."
The snuke was this far in my snitch.
Sorry about that, Chief; missed the Presidency by THAT much.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Don't miss Shrillary KKKlinton's cameo in the lounge on tonight's Love Boat episode. This publicity still shows the Shrill giving Isaac instructions on just how much Everclear® to give Julie McCoy before visiting her cabin.
“Your odds of retaining your 2nd amendment rights under the Rodham Administration? Oh, about like this.”
“…so you put one hand on each side, spread ‘em apart, put yer head in as far as it’ll go, and say ‘echo’, or ‘health care’, or whatever. Great fun!”
And now a word from paid spokesperson, Hillary Rodham Clinton -- "... and to avoid those embarassing moments remember to buy the industrial sized tube of Queef-EX
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