Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Who Let Hilldog Out?


1. "I'm crushing your freedom, I'm crushing your freedom, I'm crushing your freedom..."

2. "Here's where I am... on top! And here's where all you people are who I'm going to take things away from for the common good are."

3. "So, clearly, some of the stories about my husband have been somewhat exagerrated."

4. "How tall is Dennis Kucinich really? Let me give you some idea."

5. It's a toss-up which is more disturbing, her hand gesture, the blazer made from upholstery, or that creepy, insane, drifters-buried-in-crawlspace look in her eyes.

:-P A Rapp

Best of Anonymous
And my clenis is....this big!

Best of Jack Reacher
"My favorite position with Bill? Anything with at least this much space between us."

Best of Submariner
Despite months of lessons from Madonna herself, Shrillary never quite got the hang of "the Vogue."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Why presidential nominees should never do the "robot".

Best of Targetpractice
Sylar, not to be outdone by stealing the ability to mimic forms, has moved on to steal Rumfeld's karate moves.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Bill keeps tellin' me this is 10 inches."

Best of sonicfrog
The mystery of just why they stay married just deepened.

Best of Jonathan
No one dared inform the Hilldawg that she was butchering the Macarena.

Best of Jonathan
"All's I'm sayin' is that if I could get Vince Foster into a box this big, you'd best keep your trap shut, Hannity."

Best of The Man
The snuke was this far in my snitch.

Best of Submariner
Sorry about that, Chief; missed the Presidency by THAT much.

Best of curly
“…so you put one hand on each side, spread ‘em apart, put yer head in as far as it’ll go, and say ‘echo’, or ‘health care’, or whatever. Great fun!”

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

And my clenis is....this big!

Jack Reacher said...

"My favorite position with Bill? Anything with at least this much space between us."

Submariner said...

Yo, Britney; a glass of breast milk. Say... this much.

Van Helsing said...

Abandoning the phony accent, Shrillary tried a funky dance. Yet no one will believe she has soul.

Submariner said...

Vote for me and I PROMISE that Bill, the new "first lady," will wear short skirts; say about this long...

Submariner said...

Despite months of lessons from Madonna herself, Shrillary never quite got the hang of "the Vogue."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Come and find me, my name is Macarena
always at the party,
´cause the chicos think I´m buena..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So, Hill, why DO they call you 'Lassie'?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So this is my social class... up here, and this is the rest of you, down here..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Why presidential nominees should never do the "robot".

Targetpractice said...

Sylar, not to be outdone by stealing the ability to mimic forms, has moved on to steal Rumfeld's karate moves.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"So when I found out about Monica, I gave Bill's scrotum a left-handed karate chop, and followed up with a right-handed fingernail skewer."

the doyle said...

Hand Jive
Hand Jive
Hand Jive
Do that crazy Hand Jive

Rodney Dill said...

"Bill keeps tellin' me this is 10 inches."

Double the U said...

It is a testicle lock box...

Double the U said...

Under democrat rule the rungs on the ladder will only be this far apart, but there will only be two of them.

sonicfrog said...

The mystery of just why they stay married just deepened.

curly said...

"In my plan, which shrinks the right wing middle class, the rich will get richer and the poor will get poorer."

Jonathan said...

No one dared inform the Hilldawg that she was butchering the Macarena.

Jonathan said...

"All's I'm sayin' is that if I could get Vince Foster into a box this big, you'd best keep your trap shut, Hannity."

The Man said...

The snuke was this far in my snitch.

Submariner said...

Sorry about that, Chief; missed the Presidency by THAT much.

Anonymous said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Don't miss Shrillary KKKlinton's cameo in the lounge on tonight's Love Boat episode. This publicity still shows the Shrill giving Isaac instructions on just how much Everclear® to give Julie McCoy before visiting her cabin.

curly said...

“Your odds of retaining your 2nd amendment rights under the Rodham Administration? Oh, about like this.”

“…so you put one hand on each side, spread ‘em apart, put yer head in as far as it’ll go, and say ‘echo’, or ‘health care’, or whatever. Great fun!”

Rodney Dill said...

And now a word from paid spokesperson, Hillary Rodham Clinton -- "... and to avoid those embarassing moments remember to buy the industrial sized tube of Queef-EX