Saturday, May 26, 2007

What's Gore Holding?

Best of curly
“Yes Alex. Give me ‘Has been commie politicians whose names rhyme with WHORE’ for $200.”

Best of Whacko
And if you purchase $500 of my carbon credits, I'll include this autographed book for free!

Best of CJ
This is a fake. The actual title was 'Lunar Swirlage and You: A Teenagers Guide to Menstruation.'

Best of 2spothipshot
"Thay,what'tha matter with that? I'm a thenthitive perthon too,and I think John Edwarth ith juth dreammy!"

I missed the deadline at zombie's Al Gore Photoshop contest, but this was my submittal.

14 comments:

curly said...

“Yes Alex. Give me ‘Has been commie politicians whose names rhyme with WHORE’ for $200.”

curly said...

“…and although we’re allowed but one square of toilet paper per visit, you may augment your needs in time of a dingleberry crisis with the pages from this impressive book.”

Jack Reacher said...

Proof that black is not always a "slimming" color.

Whacko said...

And if you purchase $500 of my carbon credits, I'll include this autographed book for free!

CJ said...

This is a fake. The actual title was 'Lunar Swirlage and You: A Teenagers Guide to Menstruation.'

curly said...

“…and if you by this book now, the Silky Pony will include 10 free tips on how to avoid split ends, absolutely free.”

Cricket said...

You can't judge a crook by its cover.

curly said...

A self-centered Al Gore ties Memorial Day to the 2000 election: “A good thing about dead service members and deceased veterans is that they can’t vote.”

curly said...

“…and as the Breck Girl reminds us: don’t forget to politicize Memorial Day by demonstrating against the Iraq war.”

Cricket said...

In Algore's book all dead service personnel vote several times.

curly said...

The all new Scooter Libby– for the alcoholic women’s libber in your life.

2spothipshot said...

"Thay,what'tha matter with that? I'm a thenthitive perthon too,and I think John Edwarth ith juth dreammy!"

Submariner said...

"How I Forced Momma Moonbat to Quit"

Submariner said...

Hugo, L'il Kim and I:
tres amigos