Wednesday, May 30, 2007

What's the Buzz? Tell me what's happenin'


1. Jerry Seinfeld aims ever younger in his search for the right girl.

2. On the next Simpsons, Bumblebee Man is busted by La Migra.

3. "Mind if I pollinate your buds," was an effective pick-up line at the annual plushy BEER BLAST.

4. "Ladies and gentlemen... Sting!!!"

5. Gee, I'd hate to see the bonnet.

Best of the doyle
Even tho the lead singer was dead, Blind Melon keeps going in the 21st Century.

Best of ycurl
Today’s episode of the Dyslexic Children’s Hour is brought to you by the Letter ‘E’.

Best of divine miss m
I drank with John Belushi. I snorted coke with John Belushi. John Belushi was a friend of mine. And you, Mr. Seinfeld, are no King Bee!

Best of ColoradoPatriot
The giant plush Hillary stands in front of the sign "CEE".

Best of Rodney Dill
"Hey the hair double for Phil Specter arrived."

Best of Jack Reacher
Sandy Berger demonstrates how he was able to conceal 1,254 pages of classified documents in his clothing.

Best of Rodney Dill
AP BREAKING: Scientists today have identified the fun-guy that has been threatening to decimate the honeybee population.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Buzz about nothing.

Best of Van Helsing
Now that the original hysteria has cooled, believers in the perils of killer bees have been forced to resort to theatrics to compete with the global warming hoax.

21 comments:

Submariner said...

Bee healthy; eat your honey...

Submariner said...
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the doyle said...

Even tho the lead singer was dead, Blind Melon keeps going in the 21st Century.

ycurl said...

Today’s episode of the Dyslexic Children’s Hour is brought to you by the Letter ‘E’.

The Man said...

Jerry Seinfield, the mascot for the anual spelling bee.

divine miss m said...

I drank with John Belushi. I snorted coke with John Belushi. John Belushi was a friend of mine. And you, Mr. Seinfeld, are no King Bee!

ColoradoPatriot said...

ORA (and offensive one, at that)...
The giant plush Hillary stands in front of the sign "CEE".

Double the U said...

Relax, you'll do fine, just be the bee.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey the hair double for Phil Specter arrived."

Submariner said...

Science states unequivocally that you can never fly. Prove it wrong, amigo.

Submariner said...

Hey Marv, wanna see my "stinger?"

Jack Reacher said...

Sandy Berger demonstrates how he was able to conceal 1,254 pages of classified documents in his clothing.

Rodney Dill said...

AP BREAKING: Scientists today have identified the fun-guy that has been threatening to decimate the honeybee population.

Rodney Dill said...

The Buzz about nothing.

Chrees said...

Rejected Army slogans: Bee all you can bee

Rodney Dill said...

Geneticists provide a new way to fight world hunger. Bumble-Beef.

snarky one said...

Bumble-Beef can not only fight world hunger, but can fertilize fields and pollinate trees at the same time.

Submariner said...

Funny; you don't LOOK like a tuna...

Submariner said...

Whoa; al'Gore has really let himself go!

curly said...

Although the bees are mysteriously vanishing, unfortunately we can't pick the ones that we wish would disappear.

Van Helsing said...

Now that the original hysteria has cooled, believers in the perils of killer bees have been forced to resort to theatrics to compete with the global warming hoax.