Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Welcome to Oedipus-Mart

Best of Jonathan
The Wal-Mart merchandising rep assigned to Arkansas stores has a bright future.

Best of jeff
Wal-Mart - helping you prevent your next unanticipated Mother's Day.

Best of Jack Reacher
When you love Mom so much you don't want to share her with any siblings.

Best of Submariner
...so c'mon down and give mom a thrill at the ball game; it's KY Warming Personal Lubricant night!

Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Mom's ovaries; Mom's business.

Inspired by the paperboy
In retrospect, Sharpton's lawsuit could have been avoided if Wal-Mart's marketing people had understood the nuances of Ghetto slang.

:-P = Divine the Miss M

15 comments:

Jonathan said...

The Wal-Mart merchandising rep assigned to Arkansas stores sure has a bright future.

Rodney Dill said...

Cowboy in chaps sold separately.

jeff said...

Occasionally the West Virginia Wal-Mart catered to more local tastes.

Wal-Mart - helping you prevent your next unanticipated Mother's Day.

Dickey Swollenz said...

Got MILF?

THE GREAT SATANS PERSONAL BODY GUARD said...

THE CODE PINK WOMANS PROTEST GROUP PRESENTS A BOLD STATEMENT FOR THERE "RIGHT TO LIFE" RALLY AT THE ABORTION CLINIC

Jack Reacher said...

When you love Mom so much you don't want to share her with any siblings.

Anonymous said...

Blechh, so Eve Ensler wants to take over Mother's Day too?

Submariner said...

Protecting the mom that Arkansasites won't protect...

Submariner said...

...so c'mon down and give mom a thrill at the ball game; it's KY Warming Personal Lubricant night!

Submariner said...

There was this one time, before band camp...

Submariner said...

For those that can't afford the state-mandated "morning after pill" in Illinois...

Submariner said...

Family affairs; not just for Appalachia anymore!

Submariner said...

Rumor has it that the NY Times ran the ad under the banner "NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT"

WhoopsieDaisey said...

Mom's ovaries; Mom's business.

the paperboy said...

Let me think... MF... M.F.... EMMMM EFFFF... no, doesn't mean anything to me.