Best of Jonathan
The Wal-Mart merchandising rep assigned to Arkansas stores has a bright future.
Best of jeff
Wal-Mart - helping you prevent your next unanticipated Mother's Day.
Best of Jack Reacher
When you love Mom so much you don't want to share her with any siblings.
Best of Submariner
...so c'mon down and give mom a thrill at the ball game; it's KY Warming Personal Lubricant night!
Best of WhoopsieDaisey
Mom's ovaries; Mom's business.
Inspired by the paperboy
In retrospect, Sharpton's lawsuit could have been avoided if Wal-Mart's marketing people had understood the nuances of Ghetto slang.
:-P = Divine the Miss M