Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Tommy Hilfiger Throws Up

1. Tammy Faye Bakker was sure three Jacks would beat Boy George's two queens.

2. ORA: "You guys can go home. Surnow decided to go with basic black for the Chinese Terrorists who storm CTU."

3. They're playing "Key West Hold 'Em:" Queens are wild and straights don't count.

4. "Shut up and deal, Chang, I don't care how you can tell that I'm gay."

5. "So, in order to honor the spirits of our ancestors, you get 22 cards and I get four? How does that work?"

Best of Rodney Dill
Wong knew the chances were astronomical, but there it was in his hand -- a Royal Fizbin.

Best of divine miss m
"A frush? What the hell's a frush?"

Best of Cricket
Queen Amadala plays for the soul of Anakin Skywalker in Ingmar Bergman's Pirates of the Caribbean 17: At the Galxly's End.


:-P Brender

12 comments:

jeff said...

Some Chinese deities found mind-reading useful when playing poker....

"Oh, should I have not said that I had an aces over kings full house?"

Lyn Perry said...

I'll trade you a Year of the Pig for your Year of the Dog.

Double the U said...

Chinese version of putting on your poker face.

Rodney Dill said...

Wong knew the chances were astronomical, but there it was in his hand -- a Royal Fizbin.

Double the U said...

I see your daughter and raise you two boys being boiled in a huge pot.

prince of leaves said...

Ironically, Texas Hold'em and not Mah Jongg is the game of choice among the residents of Chinese retirement villages.

divine miss m said...

NSORA:

"A frush? What the hell's a frush?"

metalgarth said...

Here's the plan... First we never let anyone see us without our makeup on, and we become the biggest band in the world, and nail lots of groupies worthy of being on Caption This on Thursdays. Then once our popularity has faded, we'll unmask on MTV and ride a new wave of popularity. Once the Grunge fad hits and we are considered 'old hat' we'll lay low, do an MTV unplugged special, then announce that we are putting the makeup back on and make piles of money as a nostalgia act. We'll do a phony farewell tour and replace Ming on the drums with Eric Singer (in the same makeup) two years later for another tour with Aerosmith...

Whattya mean Liu "It's been done before?"

Lyn Perry said...

Hey Red, with that nose it's not a poker face, it's a poke-her face.

Lyn Perry said...

So China embraces the West. Look what Nixon started.

Cricket said...

Between takes on the set of the latest Power Rangers movie.

Queen Amadala plays for the soul of
Anakin Skywalker in Pirates of the Caribbean 17: At the Galxly's End.

sonicfrog said...

The Chinese have interesting ways of hiding their "tell's".